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Charlton Life Summer Story

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  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    edited May 2008
    Medders in a fit of panic soiled himself
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    edited May 2008
    Thats the third pair of cords and loafers I've ruined this week, he said to himself, whilst feeling the warm ebb & flow of his manly deposits
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    But he was blinded by the oversized gussett and ran straight into oncoming...
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    After realising it must have been an hallucination he sped off to find
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    a jazz mag and some swarfega
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    But only to wipe his bum when the soft toilet tissue ran out.
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    And so rising above the ever worsening atmosphere, suzisausage had only one task in mind when she arrived...
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    edited May 2008
    To kick him in the plumbs .

    Alan Pardew walked past and said it wouldnt happen at west Ham pull your trousers up b4 i
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Take away your Bentley
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    You have a "Suspicious Mind" said DA9
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  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    "Dont cry daddy" said medders, appearing from the shadows, unbeknown to gump, he had fathered him many years ago.
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    left behind said anyone gonna buy my hound dog
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,590
    edited May 2008
    A little boy outside the pub asked " How much is that doggie in the window, the one with a
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    soaking wet clunge
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    which smelt of
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    a strange mixture of
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,327
    fish and Henry's socks when worn with sandals and a hand knitted cardigan
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    "I don't have to come here to be insulted." said Gump,
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,327
    i get that on Charlton Life.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    And with that, he spun round and marched quickly away when surprisingly he met..
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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,590
    Ian Dowie and his good looking brother Bob.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    "Ian, fancy meeting you here?" he said "Why are you wearing a Charlton shirt though, Ian" he continued.
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,853
    edited May 2008
    "Well, that's a long, long story! Hope you have a minute." Intrigued, Gump motioned to the nearby bench. Instinctively, the two moved in unison towaqrds the bench and sat down.

    "You see, it all began with a document... nay, a work of art... called Advancing the Addicks."

    A tear swelled in Iain's doe-like eye.

    Feeling strangely attached to this affable, young stranger—it was as if they'd met before; not mere fleeting glances, but the substance of a more intimate understanding belied their seemingly chance encounter—Iain felt compelled to confide the secrets he'd kept suppressed for so many months, deep in his soul, buried under the weight of his rough and prickly exterior. Secrets, not even the courts could unsettle.

    Looking into his confidant's eyes, Ian declared, "Let me tell ya, those were halcyon days indeed. What I'm about to tell ya next, you'll never believe..."
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    edited May 2008
    "It all began one morning when Souleymane and I had just finished our weekly game of table tennis. Souleymane had won 21-11, 21-9, 19-21, 21-6. As we went to grab a bite to eat, Souleymane, looking strained, turned to me and said
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    I've just heard that those Palace c*nts lost at home to Brizzle.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    "But also I feel that it is time I told you that I came to Charlton because I thought Charlton was a table tennis club not a football club. Why are you at Charlton?" he asked me.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    edited May 2008
    "I thought it was a suburb of Manchester" said Iain, " I have since learned it is quite a common mistake, and I moved here to be nearer my family".
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    There was a loud crash at the door, as Cory Gibbs slipped on a banana skin and injured his
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    eyebrow. Necessitating several operations, skin grafts and the premature end to his season.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    But all was not lost because we still had the team to stay in the premier division. As Mr Dowie had ensured he had spent the clubs money wisely.

    But it was then that the Board realised that?

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