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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    ValleyGary said:

    This really hot weather we keep having.

    Walked to the station this morning and so cold I couldn't feel my hands. What is going on?

    Shouldnt you be moaning about the Cold weather we're having then rather than the Hot weather?

    Or are you moaning about the fact that the weather cant make its mind up?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    ValleyGary said:

    This really hot weather we keep having.

    Walked to the station this morning and so cold I couldn't feel my hands. What is going on?

    Particularly off the back of the "hottest summer since.....blah blah blah" bollocks we heard a few weeks ago.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    ForeverAddickted said:

    ValleyGary said:

    This really hot weather we keep having.

    Walked to the station this morning and so cold I couldn't feel my hands. What is going on?

    Shouldnt you be moaning about the Cold weather we're having then rather than the Hot weather?

    Or are you moaning about the fact that the weather cant make its mind up?
    Sarcasm
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,857
    Literally logged into this thread to moan about shite weather during half term.

  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    People who bring their bad moods to work and use them as a basis for how to treat people
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    The stupid woman doing a selfie video of herself going down the rapids at centre parcs this afternoon. Could see what she was doing so waited a bit before following her. Came crashing round a bend and the soppy tart had stopped. Her video now has a 13 stone, bald, Exocet missile slamming into her and sending her flying.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,366
    My postman and his annoying habit of dropping elastic bands over my drive way.
    Why my property and not my next door neighbour?
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,103
    I believe the elastic bands are put around bunches of letters strategically, so the postie knows that when he/she gets to a band in the pile of letters, there is also a parcel in his/her sack to be delivered to that house.
    So the answer is stop ordering so much shite off the internet.

    Unless of course I've made that theory up to make sense of all the elastic bands on my drive.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    DaveMehmet said:

    The stupid woman doing a selfie video of herself going down the rapids at centre parcs this afternoon. Could see what she was doing so waited a bit before following her. Came crashing round a bend and the soppy tart had stopped. Her video now has a 13 stone, bald, Exocet missile slamming into her and sending her flying.

    image
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,682
    I don’t like modern profanities like cockwomble.

    We have perfectly adequate words provided by the Anglo Saxons. They cover any given situation and are short, to the point and easy to spell. Furthermore they have lasted the test of time.

    I for one will not be using this modern parlance.

    Outraged of CL.
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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,248
    DaveMehmet said:

    The stupid woman doing a selfie video of herself going down the rapids at centre parcs this afternoon. Could see what she was doing so waited a bit before following her. Came crashing round a bend and the soppy tart had stopped. Her video now has a 13 stone, bald, Exocet missile slamming into her and sending her flying.

    13 stone
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    It's my own fault, I know I shouldn't, but arguing with pro Brexiters - what a fucking nightmare. I explained to one chap how the loss of reciprocal health care would force Karen and I to move back to the UK. His answer to that? "I have always believed in private health care". Great - your belief will be mighty useful next time I have a heart attack. Utter cock!
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,991
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:

    I don’t like modern profanities like cockwomble.

    We have perfectly adequate words provided by the Anglo Saxons. They cover any given situation and are short, to the point and easy to spell. Furthermore they have lasted the test of time.

    I for one will not be using this modern parlance.

    Outraged of CL.

    Don't disagree with you, although the youth of today overuse what I consider to be the special occasion swearwords like c#%t and f*$k so much these days that they hardly have any impact anymore. You have to really use your imagination if you want to properly offend someone, although that's no excuse for using terms like "cockwomble", which sounds like it was invented by some beardy, annoying hipster type.
  • markwebb25
    markwebb25 Posts: 718
    When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    markwebb25 said:

    When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY

    And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.

    I dont f**king care about your Holiday, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,026
    markwebb25 said:

    When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY

    It could be worse, they could say, 'on vacation'.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    ForeverAddickted said:

    markwebb25 said:

    When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY

    And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.

    I dont f**king care about your Holibobs, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!
    Fixed that for you FA... :smiley:

  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    Algarveaddick said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    markwebb25 said:

    When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY

    And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.

    I dont f**king care about your Holibobs, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!
    Fixed that for you FA... :smiley:

    Garrrhhhhh f**king holibobs ;)
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    ForeverAddickted said:

    markwebb25 said:

    When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY

    And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.

    I dont f**king care about your Holiday, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!
    Stig said:

    markwebb25 said:

    When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY

    It could be worse, they could say, 'on vacation'.
    Algarveaddick said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    markwebb25 said:

    When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY

    And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.

    I dont f**king care about your Holibobs, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!
    Fixed that for you FA... :smiley:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    Algarveaddick said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    markwebb25 said:

    When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY

    And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.

    I dont f**king care about your Holibobs, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!
    Fixed that for you FA... :smiley:

    Garrrhhhhh f**king holibobs ;)
    Fecking 'ell guys you need a holiday............. Only 108 sleeps and I'm off on my holibobs..... ;)
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    T.C.E said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    markwebb25 said:

    When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY

    And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.

    I dont f**king care about your Holiday, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!
    Stig said:

    markwebb25 said:

    When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY

    It could be worse, they could say, 'on vacation'.
    Algarveaddick said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    markwebb25 said:

    When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY

    And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.

    I dont f**king care about your Holibobs, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!
    Fixed that for you FA... :smiley:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    Algarveaddick said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    markwebb25 said:

    When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY

    And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.

    I dont f**king care about your Holibobs, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!
    Fixed that for you FA... :smiley:

    Garrrhhhhh f**king holibobs ;)
    Fecking 'ell guys you need a holiday............. Only 108 sleeps and I'm off on my holibobs..... ;)
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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    markwebb25 said:

    When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY

    Wrong, it's only holiday if you're going on holiday.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    24 year old teachers banging students and this time it's not mano é mano...

    I'd have happily spent time with this attractive lady teacher when I was 13...
  • red_murph
    red_murph Posts: 2,460
    Chris Packham.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Throw a shit mobile at the wall, put battery back in, alls good.

    Drop a decent mobile about half a yard, new phone ffs
  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    The current Facebook trend of people writing something like "I know no one will read this, but when I'm bored I like to dress in a tutu and prance about the kitchen pretending I'm a magical unicorn!"
    At first, I assumed it was some bint attention-seeking. But the fact that I've seen it so many times means it's almost definitely to raise awareness for cancer.
    And as another poster on here once asked - What's the point? Who isn't aware of cancer? It does literally nothing to raise money for Cancer Research.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,746
    Click baiting
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Carter said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    The stupid woman doing a selfie video of herself going down the rapids at centre parcs this afternoon. Could see what she was doing so waited a bit before following her. Came crashing round a bend and the soppy tart had stopped. Her video now has a 13 stone, bald, Exocet missile slamming into her and sending her flying.

    13 stone
    13.2 if you want to be pedantic.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Goggle Box
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Hemsley and errr, oh Hemsley
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008
    Algarveaddick said:

    It's my own fault, I know I shouldn't, but arguing with pro Brexiters - what a fucking nightmare. I explained to one chap how the loss of reciprocal health care would force Karen and I to move back to the UK. His answer to that? "I have always believed in private health care". Great - your belief will be mighty useful next time I have a heart attack. Utter cock!

    Brits wanting Britain to stay in The EU, in order that they do not have to live in Britain.

    You couldn't make it up.
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