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  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Brits wanting Britain to be further away from France that it actually is in order that we can pretend we aren't part of Europe. Should be put to sea in boats with ropes attached to the UK and made to pull hard for a few days.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Alice in Wonderland the fucking movie version with Brad Pitt or whatever his name is. What a total arse.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Goggle Box

    Why? It's great TV.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    ValleyGary said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Goggle Box

    Why? It's great TV.
    Because it's not made by the BBC
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ValleyGary said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Goggle Box

    Why? It's great TV.
    What watching people pretend they've forgot they're on camera? No mate, I'd sooner clean the chicken run out with me tongue
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    ValleyGary said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Goggle Box

    Why? It's great TV.
    What watching people pretend they've forgot they're on camera? No mate, I'd sooner clean the chicken run out with me tongue
    Some people know they are on camera and they are shit but there are some great one liners and after all it's light TV. Plus the blonde bird is an absolute weapon.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ValleyGary said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    ValleyGary said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Goggle Box

    Why? It's great TV.
    What watching people pretend they've forgot they're on camera? No mate, I'd sooner clean the chicken run out with me tongue
    Some people know they are on camera and they are shit but there are some great one liners and after all it's light TV. Plus the blonde bird is an absolute weapon.
    She ain't bad, summin about her chubby sister that appeals an all, but they both cancelled out by the orange monster
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,682
    The Malone family on Gogglebox who always have a bowl full of great big cakes or such like on the coffee table.

    Apart from the five huge dogs sniffing around everywhere you have Ol’ man Malone’s dirty rotten trainers inches from said delights as he relaxes into his telly.

    I am drawn to watch this horror story, but I don’t know why.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,857
    The ones I like are (apologies don't know their names)

    The Asian Blokes
    The Geordies
    The Posh Drunks ( are they in this series)
    The Knitting mum, dad, brother and sister
    The German dad.
    Giles and Mary with the camouflaged armchair
    The old scouse couple ( Leon?)

    Don't like

    The vicar
    The newish family with mum with bright red hair
    The Welsh couple (don't know why)

    Ambivalent about the others.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    Covered End said:

    Algarveaddick said:

    It's my own fault, I know I shouldn't, but arguing with pro Brexiters - what a fucking nightmare. I explained to one chap how the loss of reciprocal health care would force Karen and I to move back to the UK. His answer to that? "I have always believed in private health care". Great - your belief will be mighty useful next time I have a heart attack. Utter cock!

    Brits wanting Britain to stay in The EU, in order that they do not have to live in Britain.

    You couldn't make it up.
    Good point - although it is, of course self explanatory. I would be pro EU if I lived in the UK, just for the record.
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Middle class people spending their weekend running through muddy obstacle courses
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,656
    edited June 2016
    Being made to feel like Peter Sutcliffe, Ian Brady and Ian Huntley all rolled into one when the self service payment machine doesn't work in Sainsburys.

    I told 'er indoors to wait at a conventional checkout for a normal human being but she knew better!

    The stress of the whole experience has taken years off my life and there aren't that many to go!
  • GoOnYouHaddocks
    GoOnYouHaddocks Posts: 1,044
    People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".

    Also people who overuse "quotation marks". "That literally pisses me off".
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,747
    Morons like this

  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    GoOnYouHaddocks said:

    People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".

    assume you don't realise that the dictionary definition of Literally was changed a couple of years ago to include the informal meaning Figuratively so those people are all using it correctly. that will probably annoy you even more though
  • bellz2002
    bellz2002 Posts: 1,361
    GoOnYouHaddocks said:

    People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".

    Also people who overuse "quotation marks". "That literally pisses me off".

    https://youtu.be/1ydBhh4dR1I

    I agree by the way!
  • Just_Llera
    Just_Llera Posts: 365
    Bedsaddick said:

    Morons like this

    Wow he's an odd one, seems to spend a lot of his time tweeting abuse at celebrities that will never see it
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Middle class people spending their weekend running through muddy obstacle courses

    Keeps them off the streets.
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,113
    rina said:

    GoOnYouHaddocks said:

    People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".

    assume you don't realise that the dictionary definition of Literally was changed a couple of years ago to include the informal meaning Figuratively so those people are all using it correctly. that will probably annoy you even more though
    So because the Facebook/ X-Box/ chicken-nugget generation don't know the meaning of literally, it has to be changed to accommodate their stupidity and end up meaning the opposite of its definition.
    Dumb down Britain.


  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    Social media posts that go...

    '*place name* - you've been great, see you again some time'

    Makes my eyeballs itch
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  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    Redskin said:

    rina said:

    GoOnYouHaddocks said:

    People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".

    assume you don't realise that the dictionary definition of Literally was changed a couple of years ago to include the informal meaning Figuratively so those people are all using it correctly. that will probably annoy you even more though
    So because the Facebook/ X-Box/ chicken-nugget generation don't know the meaning of literally, it has to be changed to accommodate their stupidity and end up meaning the opposite of its definition.
    Dumb down Britain.


    sadly yes
  • Plumstead_Micky
    Plumstead_Micky Posts: 932
    Bedsaddick said:

    Morons like this

    Sounds like a half wit. It's best to universally ignore this sort of prick unless he actually materialised from behind his computer screen; then we could queue up like that scene from Airplane! to knock some sense into him.
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,736
    edited June 2016
    Redskin said:

    rina said:

    GoOnYouHaddocks said:

    People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".

    assume you don't realise that the dictionary definition of Literally was changed a couple of years ago to include the informal meaning Figuratively so those people are all using it correctly. that will probably annoy you even more though
    So because the Facebook/ X-Box/ chicken-nugget generation don't know the meaning of literally, it has to be changed to accommodate their stupidity and end up meaning the opposite of its definition.
    Dumb down Britain.

    You are literally a dinosaur.

    Not sure why you feel the need to express your point with such a feeling of superiority.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    Addickted2TheReds said:

    Redskin said:

    rina said:

    GoOnYouHaddocks said:

    People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".

    assume you don't realise that the dictionary definition of Literally was changed a couple of years ago to include the informal meaning Figuratively so those people are all using it correctly. that will probably annoy you even more though
    So because the Facebook/ X-Box/ chicken-nugget generation don't know the meaning of literally, it has to be changed to accommodate their stupidity and end up meaning the opposite of its definition.
    Dumb down Britain.

    You are literally a dinosaur.

    Not sure why you feel the need to express your point with such a feeling of superiority.
    Because we are Charlton fans, we rarely get to experience anything remotely approaching a feeling of superiority...
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,113
    edited June 2016
    Addickted2TheReds said:

    Redskin said:

    rina said:

    GoOnYouHaddocks said:

    People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".

    assume you don't realise that the dictionary definition of Literally was changed a couple of years ago to include the informal meaning Figuratively so those people are all using it correctly. that will probably annoy you even more though
    So because the Facebook/ X-Box/ chicken-nugget generation don't know the meaning of literally, it has to be changed to accommodate their stupidity and end up meaning the opposite of its definition.
    Dumb down Britain.

    You are literally a dinosaur.

    Not sure why you feel the need to express your point with such a feeling of superiority.
    Perhaps 'generation' insinuating young people specifically was a little unfair; they are plenty of cretins of my age that fall into this category.
    The Not sure why you feel need to... is straight out of the Irving book of having one's nose put out of joint, but the reason being - in this particular instance - is because I am superior. Literally.


  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,736
    Yes it was the generation comment and yes it did put my nose out of joint. Figuratively.
  • fadgadget
    fadgadget Posts: 1,392
    People who encourage their bloody dogs to bark, Ive had the neighbours in my ear for the last hour and bloody half .
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,736
    People who play hold music out loud in the office.
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,902
    Redskin said:

    Addickted2TheReds said:

    Redskin said:

    rina said:

    GoOnYouHaddocks said:

    People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".

    assume you don't realise that the dictionary definition of Literally was changed a couple of years ago to include the informal meaning Figuratively so those people are all using it correctly. that will probably annoy you even more though
    So because the Facebook/ X-Box/ chicken-nugget generation don't know the meaning of literally, it has to be changed to accommodate their stupidity and end up meaning the opposite of its definition.
    Dumb down Britain.

    You are literally a dinosaur.

    Not sure why you feel the need to express your point with such a feeling of superiority.
    Perhaps 'generation' insinuating young people specifically was a little unfair; they are plenty of cretins of my age that fall into this category.
    The Not sure why you feel need to... is straight out of the Irving book of having one's nose put out of joint, but the reason being - in this particular instance - is because I am superior. Literally.


    has the word "virtually" gone this way too ?

    yours sincerely Mr B Rubble

  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Parcel tracking info that just says, 'We have your parcel and is't on it's way'. Ffs


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