Myself. Played football last night against my better judgement as I was still suffering a hangover from Saturday night. Kicked an opponents foot and think I'll lose my big toenail and am walking like a cripple today as my legs ache. On top of that, I was utter dogshit in the game.
Myself for fucking up a hotel booking to the tune of £600.
Then getting a reprieve from the hotel who allowed me to move the date to this weekend. Hallelujah we just have to beat Iceland so we can still get the use.
Then that performance and result tonight meaning I'm £600 down again!! Annoyed is an understatement!
Time has moved so incredibly slowly today. Got feck all to do, but need to be on-site.. so I'm just sitting here.. waiting.
Trap 1, porn hub.
Tomorrow's my "working" from home day...
Also known as "Oh shit shit shit, someone's ringing me on Skype... where's my shirt! Fuck mute the volume... but make a mental note of where you'd got to in the video." day.
The fact that my little girls nursery asked that all children come to class today dressed as their favourite superhero and to collect sponsorship for charity in the process. She was the only one that went in an outfit cos all the other kids parents couldn't be fucking bothered. Really pissed me off.
The fact that my little girls nursery asked that all children come to class today dressed as their favourite superhero and to collect sponsorship for charity in the process. She was the only one that went in an outfit cos all the other kids parents couldn't be fucking bothered. Really pissed me off.
That boils my piss!
I'm eldest had to dress up as her favourite character from a book for national book week and half the kids either didn't bother or the boys came in their football kits and theirs mums just said "but that's all he reads about " they are 8 FFS, let them be kids and they might actually be able to read when they're older
The fact that my little girls nursery asked that all children come to class today dressed as their favourite superhero and to collect sponsorship for charity in the process. She was the only one that went in an outfit cos all the other kids parents couldn't be fucking bothered. Really pissed me off.
That boils my piss!
I'm eldest had to dress up as her favourite character from a book for national book week and half the kids either didn't bother or the boys came in their football kits and theirs mums just said "but that's all he reads about " they are 8 FFS, let them be kids and they might actually be able to read when they're older
It's purely down to laziness of parents. Happens at the school where my youngest 2 go. Really disgusts me.
The fact that my little girls nursery asked that all children come to class today dressed as their favourite superhero and to collect sponsorship for charity in the process. She was the only one that went in an outfit cos all the other kids parents couldn't be fucking bothered. Really pissed me off.
The fact that my little girls nursery asked that all children come to class today dressed as their favourite superhero and to collect sponsorship for charity in the process. She was the only one that went in an outfit cos all the other kids parents couldn't be fucking bothered. Really pissed me off.
That boils my piss!
I'm eldest had to dress up as her favourite character from a book for national book week and half the kids either didn't bother or the boys came in their football kits and theirs mums just said "but that's all he reads about " they are 8 FFS, let them be kids and they might actually be able to read when they're older
It's purely down to laziness of parents. Happens at the school where my youngest 2 go. Really disgusts me.
You don't know the half of it. The things my missus tells me about parents at her school astound me at times. Naturally, she doesn't name names but some complain about the homework their kids are set and state they don't have time to hear them read. Ice cream for breakfast "because they won't eat anything else", TV's left on in rooms until they go to sleep etc.
Documentaries on ITV. If they gave me a camcorder and told me to talk about something I know nothing about in a really serious voice they'd show it. Since that's most subjects, a career beckons
The fact that my little girls nursery asked that all children come to class today dressed as their favourite superhero and to collect sponsorship for charity in the process. She was the only one that went in an outfit cos all the other kids parents couldn't be fucking bothered. Really pissed me off.
That boils my piss!
I'm eldest had to dress up as her favourite character from a book for national book week and half the kids either didn't bother or the boys came in their football kits and theirs mums just said "but that's all he reads about " they are 8 FFS, let them be kids and they might actually be able to read when they're older
It's purely down to laziness of parents. Happens at the school where my youngest 2 go. Really disgusts me.
You don't know the half of it. The things my missus tells me about parents at her school astound me at times. Naturally, she doesn't name names but some complain about the homework they're kids are set and state they don't have time to hear them read. Ice cream for breakfast "because they won't eat anything else", TV's left on in rooms until they go to sleep etc.
I can imagine. I get the impression, when I pick my younger ones up from school, that half the mums are more interested in gossiping and trying to out do each other. Listening to some of the conversations makes you wonder what planet some of them live on.
Simon Parkin, the new fella that does the weather itv south east. It's like one half of smashey and nicey telling you the weather is going to be shit. Drip drip pop tastic pop pickers. Fark off!
The fact that my little girls nursery asked that all children come to class today dressed as their favourite superhero and to collect sponsorship for charity in the process. She was the only one that went in an outfit cos all the other kids parents couldn't be fucking bothered. Really pissed me off.
Ah the old boom day. I got told about that one around 12 hours before my son had to turn up in costume.
Maybe the teacher mentioned it in a week update that I need a login for that I don't have.
So I get a message 'tomorrow is world book day, your son should turn up in fancy dress as his favourite book character.'
World 'turn up in what fancy dress you have in the cupboard' more like. Anyway we had been to see treasure island at the national or somewhere so I dressed him up as long John silver.
God knows how but I had full gear with the hat, the sword, the cap pistol, trousers and jacket. Even sent him in with the parrot having reminded him of the parrots lines.
What did I get what I dropped him off? 'Oh he's come as a pirate'. No he hasn't he's come as long John silver and what the fuck are all the rest of these Harry Potter parent doing to have Harry Potter outfits, and by the way using your Disney dress you bought for the last part does not mean your daugter's favourite book character is Snow White or whatever.
Next year we will work on it and he will go as Fantastic Mr Fox or something.
Just call it 'go as Harry Potter day' if you can't be arsed to give me enough notice to make it important for him.
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Then getting a reprieve from the hotel who allowed me to move the date to this weekend. Hallelujah we just have to beat Iceland so we can still get the use.
Then that performance and result tonight meaning I'm £600 down again!! Annoyed is an understatement!
Voltaire (French author) once said that in battle God isn't on the side of the big battalions but on the side of the best shots.
Same exists in Sport!!
Time has moved so incredibly slowly today. Got feck all to do, but need to be on-site.. so I'm just sitting here.. waiting.
Also known as "Oh shit shit shit, someone's ringing me on Skype... where's my shirt! Fuck mute the volume... but make a mental note of where you'd got to in the video." day.
I'm eldest had to dress up as her favourite character from a book for national book week and half the kids either didn't bother or the boys came in their football kits and theirs mums just said "but that's all he reads about " they are 8 FFS, let them be kids and they might actually be able to read when they're older
Maybe the teacher mentioned it in a week update that I need a login for that I don't have.
So I get a message 'tomorrow is world book day, your son should turn up in fancy dress as his favourite book character.'
World 'turn up in what fancy dress you have in the cupboard' more like. Anyway we had been to see treasure island at the national or somewhere so I dressed him up as long John silver.
God knows how but I had full gear with the hat, the sword, the cap pistol, trousers and jacket. Even sent him in with the parrot having reminded him of the parrots lines.
What did I get what I dropped him off? 'Oh he's come as a pirate'. No he hasn't he's come as long John silver and what the fuck are all the rest of these Harry Potter parent doing to have Harry Potter outfits, and by the way using your Disney dress you bought for the last part does not mean your daugter's favourite book character is Snow White or whatever.
Next year we will work on it and he will go as Fantastic Mr Fox or something.
Just call it 'go as Harry Potter day' if you can't be arsed to give me enough notice to make it important for him.
Or don't do it at all.
Maybe touched a nerve that one.