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Injury Thread on Fans Unable to Attend Tonight.

RaplhMilne
RaplhMilne Posts: 4,601
in General Charlton
Novak Wrist ! Not coming tonight.

Me. Despite only two weeks to the new season, my complete apathy has not healed up. I am also suffering severe disinterest, with a bad dose of why should I bother.
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  • Pedro45
    Pedro45 Posts: 5,823
    Cutting my toe nails, so can't make it tonight.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Just bit my finger nail to short... it hurts, I cannot make the game because of this.
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    I've broke my spine, fractured both shins and being assessed for quite severe head injuries. The Charlton physio team have stuck me as a doubt for tonights match.
  • mr.se7
    mr.se7 Posts: 272
    Atletico Addick said:

    I've broke my spine, fractured both shins and being assessed for quite severe head injuries. The Charlton physio team have stuck me as a doubt for tonights match.

    Couple painkiller injections you should be alright to play
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,921
    I have a half hour shit scheduled in for tonight. Can't rearrange.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    I have a severe arsed problem in that I simply can't be.
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    Afternoon tea was a bit hot and burnt the end of my tongue. So,giving my tomato plants their weekly liquid feed, taking some geranium cuttings and watching Michael Portillo's Great American Railroad Journeys.




  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,981
    I've got bad AIDS. Should be fine for next weeks trip to Bury.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,648
    I've got piles of problems.
  • lancashire lad
    lancashire lad Posts: 15,626
    just missed the last train out of Lancaster - drat!
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  • E_cafc
    E_cafc Posts: 2,617
    Ingrowing eyelash
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    Washing my pubes!!
  • HarryLime
    HarryLime Posts: 1,295
    My Achilles tendon is still feeling tight after a bit of dad dancing on Saturday night. I'm going to have to miss this one.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,678
    I'm suffering from squirrelitus. Had it for about 2 years but it's showing no sign of improving
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    Travel sickness before I set off.
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,107
    I have splinters in my backside ... Been sitting on the fence for the last few weeks
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    It is the anniversary of my birth.

    Kind of the club to schedule a game for when I would definitely be busy so that I didn't have to think of an excuse...
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    Suffering from two swollen wrists, heavily blistered palms and sporadic blindness - not been able to shake any of these injuries off since I was 13.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,844
    Sitting in my garden waiting, with a very big spade, for the mole to appear that's been digging up my lawn.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    MrLargo said:

    Suffering from two swollen wrists, heavily blistered palms and sporadic blindness - not been able to shake any of these injuries off since I was 13.

    Your a right w****r you are!!
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  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,678
    bobmunro said:

    Sitting in my garden waiting, with a very big spade, for the mole to appear that's been digging up my lawn.

    Why going to help him
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    ForeverAddickted said:

    MrLargo said:

    Suffering from two swollen wrists, heavily blistered palms and sporadic blindness - not been able to shake any of these injuries off since I was 13.

    Your a right w****r you are!!
    That has never been in dispute - I wear the W****r badge with pride and distinction.
  • Lazy_eye_metaphor
    Lazy_eye_metaphor Posts: 1,959
    I've got a groin strain. Is that a good enough excuse?
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,844
    blackpool72 said:

    bobmunro said:

    Sitting in my garden waiting, with a very big spade, for the mole to appear that's been digging up my lawn.

    Why going to help him
    on his way - yes.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    ForeverAddickted said:

    MrLargo said:

    Suffering from two swollen wrists, heavily blistered palms and sporadic blindness - not been able to shake any of these injuries off since I was 13.

    Your a right w****r you are!!
    With two swollen wrists I'd say he was ambidextrous :wink:
  • E_cafc
    E_cafc Posts: 2,617
    blackpool72 said:

    I'm suffering from squirrelitus. Had it for about 2 years but it's showing no sign of improving

    I bet people think you're nuts!
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,655
    edited July 2016
    The missus has given me ear ache. The prognosis is for it to get worse if I attend.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited July 2016
    MrLargo said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    MrLargo said:

    Suffering from two swollen wrists, heavily blistered palms and sporadic blindness - not been able to shake any of these injuries off since I was 13.

    Your a right w****r you are!!
    That has never been in dispute - I wear the W****r badge with pride and distinction.
    You never said you was a Nigel.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    Lazy_eye_metaphor said:

    I've got a groin strain. Is that a good enough excuse?

    Only if you are running all the way otherwise no :wink:
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    Cut my hand whilst making a sandwich

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