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NEW HEXAGONAL GOAL NETS!!!!

ateamofcorygibbs
ateamofcorygibbs Posts: 1,193
in General Charlton
Know it's been mentioned on a few other threads, but thought it deserved its own!

OUR NEW HEXAGONAL GOAL NETS WILL BE USED AT THE VALLEY FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS EVENING!!!!


Really good to see the club finally coming through on the hexagonal goal net front. Hope this finally shuts up all the moaners and naysayers. Bravo Roland and Katrien! Hexagonal goal nets red army!
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  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,315
    The perfect 2D space-filler. Saves countless pence on nylon
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,489
    Mind. Blown.
  • charltonaddickedmatt
    charltonaddickedmatt Posts: 1,257
    edited July 2016
    Well woopie freekin dooodles, that's made me decide to get down The Valley tonight for the football
    Been waiting all pre season for this announcement

    Seriously, our club is a laughing stock
  • BigRedEvil
    BigRedEvil Posts: 11,071
    Hopefully they'll find a keeper to guard them shortly.
  • Missed It
    Missed It Posts: 2,734
    Its par for the course though isn't it? Fiddle about with pointless stuff that doesn't matter while the rest of the club comes crashing down around them!
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Have the nets been to Sheffield and got work permits?
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    What a pile of shit our 6 players won't be finding the back of them
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,621
    Don't you just know that the first time somebody scores a goal the ball is going to bounce back out at three times the speed it went in on account of the hexagonal netting and our new goalkeeper is going suffer concussion as a result of being hit by it.
  • CHG
    CHG Posts: 4,529
    I don't know about anyone else, but that has changed everything, renewing my season ticket right away....
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  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    Undisclosed.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,921
    What shape were the old ones?
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    Are THEY just doing this now to twist my fucking mellon?

    PLAYERS!!!
    PLAYERS!!!
    P L A Y E R S!!!
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,001
    What happened to the sets of nets that were made in a prison?
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,855
    OUR NEW HEXAGONAL GOAL NETS WILL BE USED AT THE VALLEY FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS EVENING in front of the North Stand

    No beach balls, stress balls or balloons shall pass.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    BDL said:

    What happened to the sets of nets that were made in a prison?

    They fucked off like everyone else...
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    BigRedEvil said:

    Hopefully they'll find a keeper to guard them shortly.

    Surely nobody with steal them?
  • ryanmarshall88
    ryanmarshall88 Posts: 60
    for those who wondered what the nets were like in last season.
    cantersaddick said:

    What shape were the old ones?

    image
  • HandG
    HandG Posts: 2,134
    They've put this out on purpose to see if we will bite. Surely that must be the only reason this has been publicised in any way?
  • CAFC_Norfolk
    CAFC_Norfolk Posts: 359
    They look an awful lot like Teixeira
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  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,921
    ryanmarshall88 said:

    for those who wondered what the nets were like in last season.

    cantersaddick said:

    What shape were the old ones?

    image
    ryanmarshall88 said:

    for those who wondered what the nets were like in last season.

    cantersaddick said:

    What shape were the old ones?

    image
    I see the improvement now. Thank God for Roland.
  • CAFC_Norfolk
    CAFC_Norfolk Posts: 359
    "Square goal netting caused last season's relegation (and the protesters, obviously!) - lessons have now been learned and this should address our defensive frailties" - KM

    "I'd like to thank the amazing CAFC CEO for her dedication in getting this deal done" - hexagonal goal nets

    Where's scarfy????
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    It is unsurprisingly a cost cutting measure dressed up as efficiency. I notice it wasn't mooted at any fans forum meeting.

    From bees' honeycombs to the Giant's Causeway, hexagonal patterns are prevalent in nature due to their efficiency. In a hexagonal grid each line is as short as it can possibly be if a large area is to be filled with the fewest number of hexagons. This means that honeycombs require less wax to construct and gain lots of strength under compression.
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,315
    yeah I already said that :P
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    So you did. I have elaborated, I hear they may introduce skew hexagons soon.
  • stockholmaddick
    stockholmaddick Posts: 101
    Maybe a nice hexagon crotchet cover for the new sofa to match ?
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,148
    Puts it all in to perspective
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,967
    My life is now complete

    Thanks katie
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,561
    Too small for stress balls to penetrate?
  • cafc4life
    cafc4life Posts: 4,632
    edited July 2016
    Heard a rumour that we've just accepted an undisclosed bid from Burnley on the goal nets . Expected to sign a 3 year deal there tomorrow. Please don't shoot the messenger, only relaying what I've been told from my source .

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