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Olympic Innuendo

Uboat
Uboat Posts: 12,194
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Post them up here. I'll get the the ball rolling from tonight's weightlifting:

'Very aggressive in the jerk phase!'

'Look at the clean snatch!'
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  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    A bit of a splash there upon entry.
  • theeenorth
    theeenorth Posts: 2,277
    Left hand on the stick..........and finished!
  • Sonicstud85
    Sonicstud85 Posts: 2,159
    Neymar comes inside
  • Sonicstud85
    Sonicstud85 Posts: 2,159
    She dug that out well on her knees
  • newyorkaddick
    newyorkaddick Posts: 3,052
    My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


    ....once every four years.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,590
    newyorkaddick said:

    My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


    ....once every four years.

    And you win gold every time.
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,844
    guinnessaddick said:

    newyorkaddick said:

    My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


    ....once every four years.

    And you win gold every time.
    She doesn't finish
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    newyorkaddick said:

    My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


    ....once every four years.

    And you still carry a torch for her :wink:

  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Sonicstud85 said:

    Neymar comes inside

    This is a true story and similar. I was at Gatwick Airport on the bus to the Long Term Car Park. The bus was almost full but I spotted a young lady who was occupying the aisle seat with a spare at the window. She had a bag on her lap and that were cases everywhere on the full bus. Seeing me look to get to the spare seat next to her at the window, she said "Would you like to come inside me?" And, then, a brief pause and "Oh my God, what have I said?" Many smirking faces were seen.
  • Plumstead_Micky
    Plumstead_Micky Posts: 932
    newyorkaddick said:

    My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


    ....once every four years.

    You lucky bastard.
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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,590
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Sonicstud85 said:

    Neymar comes inside

    This is a true story and similar. I was at Gatwick Airport on the bus to the Long Term Car Park. The bus was almost full but I spotted a young lady who was occupying the aisle seat with a spare at the window. She had a bag on her lap and that were cases everywhere on the full bus. Seeing me look to get to the spare seat next to her at the window, she said "Would you like to come inside me?" And, then, a brief pause and "Oh my God, what have I said?" Many smirking faces were seen.
    Didn't help that you had your cock in your hand.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Commentator talking about the Sweden woman's goalkeeper:

    "She had a very bad period towards the end of the first half"
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    edited August 2016
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Commentator talking about the Sweden woman's goalkeeper:

    "She had a very bad period towards the end of the first half"

    Job done if it kept the opponents away from her box.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,194
    'He didn't enjoy getting beaten by Koch.'
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Sonicstud85 said:

    Neymar comes inside

    This is a true story and similar. I was at Gatwick Airport on the bus to the Long Term Car Park. The bus was almost full but I spotted a young lady who was occupying the aisle seat with a spare at the window. She had a bag on her lap and that were cases everywhere on the full bus. Seeing me look to get to the spare seat next to her at the window, she said "Would you like to come inside me?" And, then, a brief pause and "Oh my God, what have I said?" Many smirking faces were seen.
    So what happened next?
  • Beckboy
    Beckboy Posts: 1,682
    guinnessaddick said:

    newyorkaddick said:

    My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


    ....once every four years.

    And you win gold every time.
    I would be more worried who took the silver and bronze
  • Peter_G
    Peter_G Posts: 839
    I'll just chip in with a classic from Montreal '76. Ron Pickering with "and there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    On the US divers

    "Oh yes this is their bogey dive......"
  • Daddy_Pig
    Daddy_Pig Posts: 496
    Less than vertical on entry
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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    JohnBoyUK said:

    image

    Does anyone know if this is a genuine picture or mocked up?
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    Peter_G said:

    I'll just chip in with a classic from Montreal '76. Ron Pickering with "and there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

    I didn't realise it was Pickering who said that, I always thought it was David Coleman's comment. It's a classic, whoever said it, of course. Not an innuendo but "We'll be having the pole vault over the satellite" is a good one, too.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    This was a ColemanBalls, not sure who the female runner was tho'

    "Every time she stretches her legs, a big gap appears"

  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    AddicksAddict said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    image

    Does anyone know if this is a genuine picture or mocked up?
    I'm assuming its genuine as I stole it straight from Facebook. However, I'm not taking the risk of googling said subject in the office to find out!
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,239
    JohnBoyUK said:

    AddicksAddict said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    image

    Does anyone know if this is a genuine picture or mocked up?
    I'm assuming its genuine as I stole it straight from Facebook. However, I'm not taking the risk of googling said subject in the office to find out!
    It's genuine, happened in the German hockey game in Rio
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    sam3110 said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    AddicksAddict said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    image

    Does anyone know if this is a genuine picture or mocked up?
    I'm assuming its genuine as I stole it straight from Facebook. However, I'm not taking the risk of googling said subject in the office to find out!
    It's genuine, happened in the German hockey game in Rio
    Thanks.
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    Heather Stanning stroking the coxless pair.
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,517
    AddicksAddict said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    image

    Does anyone know if this is a genuine picture or mocked up?
    I believe it is genuine - prompted Scottish Tory leader Ruth Davidson to tweet "Obviously, it would be hugely childish & wrong to chuckle at Linus & Florian, the backbone of Germany's hockey team." She got rather a lot of grief over that!
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    StigThundercock said:

    Heather Stanning stroking the coxless pair.

    Surely that's actually quite difficult, due to them being...?
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    Not olympic, but by Geoff Boycott at the cricket today:
    "He's got wonderful timing off the wrist."

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