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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Adam Peaty's perfect semi in breast stroke
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,008
    newyorkaddick said:

    My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


    ....once every four years.


    So do we. She moans because I keep coming first.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    The entire commentary of the the horse mincing sport thing just now.

    One highlight.

    She can just relax now and ride him
  • theeenorth
    theeenorth Posts: 2,277
    All around the hole.
    Followed by that was still gathering speed as it hit the back of the hole.
    Golf as if you didn't know.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,194
    'We have the best breast-stroker in the world'.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    IA said:

    The entire commentary of the the horse mincing sport thing just now.

    One highlight.

    She can just relax now and ride him

    LOL, the best bit is, everyone knows exactly what you mean!!
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    Last night, talking about Max Whitlock in the gymnastics, something along the lines of "He was very quick to get it up".
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    Uboat said:

    'We have the best breast-stroker in the world'.

    How do they know? I'm not even in Rio.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    cafcdave123 said:

    IA said:

    The entire commentary of the the horse mincing sport thing just now.

    One highlight.

    She can just relax now and ride him

    LOL, the best bit is, everyone knows exactly what you mean!!
    Just realised that could have been read another way. I mean the sport whatever it's called where the horse minces around the place, not any sport involving minced horsemeat.
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    Female commentator at the weightlifting last night:

    "I used to prefer the snatch "
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  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,240
    "Many of these big boys are so agile, they are so quick and powerful in the snatch"
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Adrian Chiles interviewing young female rower who hopes to compete at the 2020 Olympics. He ended with something like "Laura, look forward to meeting you in 4 years' time and touching your gold".
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    AddicksAddict said:

    StigThundercock said:

    Heather Stanning stroking the coxless pair.

    Surely that's actually quite difficult, due to them being...?
    Admittedly she had an oarsome handful at the time.
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    dizzee said:

    thai malaysia addick said:

    Sonicstud85 said:

    Neymar comes inside

    This is a true story and similar. I was at Gatwick Airport on the bus to the Long Term Car Park. The bus was almost full but I spotted a young lady who was occupying the aisle seat with a spare at the window. She had a bag on her lap and that were cases everywhere on the full bus. Seeing me look to get to the spare seat next to her at the window, she said "Would you like to come inside me?" And, then, a brief pause and "Oh my God, what have I said?" Many smirking faces were seen.
    So what happened next?
    A pregnant pause - obviously.

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