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The Official List of Brilliant Quotes From Our Beloved CEO

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  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    'You say the state of our club and our league position is a crisis? I'll tell you what's a crisis. When somebody leaves the toilet seat up in the ladies at the training ground. Now that's a crisis you weird morons'.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,209
    Dansk_Red said:

    Would like to play our home games on Friday evening.

    In West London.....
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,719
    Addickted said:

    We interviewed 14 people before appointing Guy.

    They enjoyed eating a complimentary chip each too!
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,724
    “My proposition would be a real unique football fan experience — and see hopefully the next stars of the Premier League, which we will have play for Charlton in the first team and then sell onto the Premier League.”
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,972
    Scoham said:

    “My proposition would be a real unique football fan experience — and see hopefully the next stars of the Premier League, which we will have play for Charlton in the first team and then sell onto the Premier League.”

    Which, if she had done her homework, is what we have been doing since the inception of the premier league!
  • pickwick
    pickwick Posts: 1,649
    But actually telling the fans it???
  • Daarrzettbum
    Daarrzettbum Posts: 56
    Good looking sort though - I might humbly add
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,443
    Daarrzettbum said:

    Good looking sort though - I might humbly add

    Specsavers are doing two pairs of glasses for £150, includes a free eye test.

    I suggest you get down there quick.
  • mogodon
    mogodon Posts: 3,438
    edited February 2016
    3blokes said:

    " He's sees his clubs as his children." ( KM explaining Roland's absent father syndrome. He never attends matches.)

    History suggests that when dictators/monarchs get too old or senile, their children often murder them and assume control, usually killing their consorts and tarts as well.

    We can only hope.
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,880
    mogodon said:

    3blokes said:

    " He's sees his clubs as his children." ( KM explaining Roland's absent father syndrome. He never attends matches.)

    History suggests that when dictators/monarchs get too old or senile, their children often murder them and assume control, usually killing their consorts and tarts as well.

    We can only hope.
    When Lions take over new prides, they kill or dispose of all the cubs that are not in relation.

    The owner is an animal :)

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  • Coyotejohn1947
    Coyotejohn1947 Posts: 1,164
    Athletico Charlton said:

    Something about not caring about the clubs history.

    "I shouldn't say this but I don't care about the history of the club". Interview in Belgian newspaper L'Echo late 2015.

    Apologies if its already been mentioned but the significance of this one is that she knows its wrong but she still doesn't care!!! How's that for kicking your own fans/customers/stakeholders?
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,880
    Coyotejohn1947 said:

    Athletico Charlton said:

    Something about not caring about the clubs history.

    "I shouldn't say this but I don't care about the history of the club". Interview in Belgian newspaper L'Echo late 2015.

    Apologies if its already been mentioned but the significance of this one is that she knows its wrong but she still doesn't care!!! How's that for kicking your own fans/customers/stakeholders?
    Just an insanely moronic pathetic thing to say that reeks of honesty she cant control or think twice about saying.
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,184
    "There’s only two things I want to say.

    First of all, I have received an immense number of letters during all these anxious times, and so has my maker Geppetto. Letters of support, and approval, and gratitude and I can't tell you what an encouragement that has been to me. I want to thank CARD for what they have done.

    Next. And next I want to say that the settlement of the Liar Liar Pants on Fire problem, which has now been achieved is, in my view, only the prelude to a larger settlement in which all customers may find truth.

    This morning I had another talk with the Belgian Chancellor, M. Duchatelet, and here is the paper which bears his name upon it as well as mine. Some of you, perhaps, have already heard what it contains but I would just like to read it to you,

    "We, the Belgian Fuhrer and Chancellor, and CARD have had a further meeting today and are agreed in recognizing that the question of Belgio/Customer relations is of the first importance for Addicks and for the Network.

    "We regard the agreement signed last night and the Belgio/Customer Pulled Porkies agreement as symbolic of the desire of our two cultures never to go to war over the telling of whoppers again.

    "We are resolved that the method of consultation shall be the method adopted to deal with any other questions that may concern our two cultures and we are determined to continue our efforts to remove possible sources of difference and thus to contribute to assure that truth will forever more break out..........."

    This is known as the "Truth in Our Time Speech"











    It's only a joke parody RD/KM
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,219
    "Relegation is not an option".
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,611
    I posted about this on the Chairman thread then realised I did start one a while back.
    There may be some further insightful comments she has made which deserve a wider scrutiny.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,443
    "Each managerial change has proved right".
  • Coyotejohn1947
    Coyotejohn1947 Posts: 1,164
    edited September 2016
    I fear that one day something does not go as planned and I'll be fired.

    L'Echo Belgium (September 2015)

    Well, there was no need to be fearful about that at all was there?
  • Isawsummersplay
    Isawsummersplay Posts: 1,432
    I fear she will continue to do everything wrong and still not get sacked.
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    "Each managerial change has proved right".

    "And improved our ranking"
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,443
    addick1965 said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    "Each managerial change has proved right".

    "And improved our ranking"
    And then stunned silence.

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  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,968
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    addick1965 said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    "Each managerial change has proved right".

    "And improved our ranking"
    And then stunned silence.
    Haha! Wasn't it then followed by an incredulous 'Really?'
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Let them eat cake.
  • Coyotejohn1947
    Coyotejohn1947 Posts: 1,164
    I do not want to be responsible for a relegation

    L'Echo 23rd Sept 2015
  • Coyotejohn1947
    Coyotejohn1947 Posts: 1,164
    I negotiate myself all transfers".

    L'Echo 23rd Sept. 2015
  • Coyotejohn1947
    Coyotejohn1947 Posts: 1,164
    edited September 2016
    I warned my staff for weeks it would be a disaster down in the third division
    (talking of the season when relegation was later averted under Riga).

    L'Echo 23rd Sept. 2015
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,876
    'We have done no planning for a relegation.'

    Which a few weeks later turned out to be rather negligent management.

  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,500
    "There's no where to hide anymore."
  • daveydanger
    daveydanger Posts: 1,341
    Any way we can trim this down to an encyclopaedic list of exact, verbatim quotes? Jokes and rough approximations sort of detract from the value/impact.

    It would be amazing to have a detailed wiki of her total bullshit, with dates etc, maybe even a source/link for each one. Maybe they can be put in the article at the top by the OP?

  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,611
    Yes good idea if I get time today I will pull out all the actual quotes on here and put them on one detailed thread.
  • daveydanger
    daveydanger Posts: 1,341
    “They were making fun of it on an online forum – me and the owner. There is so much abusive language now at The Valley – and that’s not part of football.

    “The chants that are going around, it’s not promoting the sport, and the governing bodies have an interest in trying to stop that.

    “When I started supporting football 15 years ago, whenever there was a black player, they would make noises. That has evolved, why can we not also educate fans towards respect of everybody in the game?”

    12 May 2016, Telegraph Business of Sport Conference

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/05/12/i-have-suffered-extreme-abuse-says-charlton-executive-katrien-me/

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