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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited September 2016
    guinnessaddick said:

    The fact that my dog waits until I've started my breakfast before he starts his.

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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    edited September 2016
    guinnessaddick said:

    The fact that my dog waits until I've started my breakfast before she starts hers.

    If your wife could hear you calling her names there would be hell to pay ;)
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited September 2016
    Squeezing a haircut, a pint, my lunch and a relaxing stroll in to my lunch hour. Fantastic, and the joys of working above a train station that has a barbers and two pubs downstairs.

    Plus it's friday, so I may just be able to wangle some desk beers. I'm also going to sneak a mate in to the building and work in one of the private/quiet rooms at 4 or 5, and have the last hour or two as a catch up and chillax session.

    Contracting seems to be bloody hard work! ;)
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    just bumped into a pal who has been having all sorts of problems with his boss (the guy has taken a dislike to him and made it clear he wants rid).

    anyway, my pal went into the disabled toilet at work today and found his boss' bank card, his boss' business card rolled up and a nice big wrap, he walked out the toilet to his boss rushing back there and didn't say a word.

    he is now plotting his next move but reckons it'll involve this afternoon off!
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    cafcdave123 said:

    just bumped into a pal who has been having all sorts of problems with his boss (the guy has taken a dislike to him and made it clear he wants rid).

    anyway, my pal went into the disabled toilet at work today and found his boss' bank card, his boss' business card rolled up and a nice big wrap, he walked out the toilet to his boss rushing back there and didn't say a word.

    he is now plotting his next move but reckons it'll involve this afternoon off!

    Why was he eating his lunch in the disabled toilet?? :smile:
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    In the sun with a coldie -

  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    cafcdave123 said:

    just bumped into a pal who has been having all sorts of problems with his boss (the guy has taken a dislike to him and made it clear he wants rid).

    anyway, my pal went into the disabled toilet at work today and found his boss' bank card, his boss' business card rolled up and a nice big wrap, he walked out the toilet to his boss rushing back there and didn't say a word.

    he is now plotting his next move but reckons it'll involve this afternoon off!

    Is @cabbles his boss?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    cafcdave123 said:

    just bumped into a pal who has been having all sorts of problems with his boss (the guy has taken a dislike to him and made it clear he wants rid).

    anyway, my pal went into the disabled toilet at work today and found his boss' bank card, his boss' business card rolled up and a nice big wrap, he walked out the toilet to his boss rushing back there and didn't say a word.

    he is now plotting his next move but reckons it'll involve this afternoon off!

    I reckon he should "Hoover it up" and give him the empty packet back.
  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
    That pre lads night out feeling when all of the top table can make it!! Rare these days with wife's and kids.
  • MartTheTaxi
    MartTheTaxi Posts: 173
    getting home from shift in taxi to find the last passenger who was a complete pain in the ass had dropped a £20 on floor of cab
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,019
    Poets day
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,592
    ForeverAddickted said:

    guinnessaddick said:

    The fact that my dog waits until I've started my breakfast before she starts hers.

    If your wife could hear you calling her names there would be hell to pay ;)
    Me and the dog are a long way down that food chain.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    LuckyReds said:

    Fantastic, and the joys of working above a train station....

    The holy grail for all proper Charlton
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,589
    Taking my daughter away for the weekend and having her pester me to take her for an Indian (who am I to argue?)
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,589
    Fish and chips at the pilot in dungeness
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,592
    DaveMehmet said:

    Fish and chips at the pilot in dungeness

  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    Having had a bit of a shitty time of late, finding out that your tax bill is zero and then going to the supermarket and finding out the knockout new wine you discovered two weeks ago is on 70% discount this week. :smiley:
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Kim Kardashian getting robbed at gunpoint, made my year that, so happy ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol

  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Kim Kardashian getting robbed at gunpoint, made my year that, so happy ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol

    Let's just hope the jewellery wasn't insured outside the home.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,592
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Kim Kardashian getting robbed at gunpoint, made my year that, so happy ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol

    Do you have an alibi?
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    guinnessaddick said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Kim Kardashian getting robbed at gunpoint, made my year that, so happy ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol

    Do you have an alibi?
    Not yet
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    edited October 2016
    Buying some pucka cut diamonds from a big geezer I know in France dirt cheap aswell as long as it was cash
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Going to bring your dad to school day and for the next three hrs having no phone or email contact
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited October 2016
    Selling a load of broken bits of bus stop glass in France.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    That post Brexit, and despite the bed wetters saying otherwise, the report on the economy is good (its all relative) and we haven't all spontaneously combusted, all the Johnny foreigners have not been murdered in their beds, and that the unelected PM is going through with Brexit despite all the 'experts' on here, with their reams and reams of written 'knowledge' saying it wont happen, that right please's me it does........not as much as just making it to the loo in time for a poo, but pleasing nonetheless. ;o)
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    nth london addick said:

    Going to bring your dad to school day and for the next three hrs having no phone or email contact

    What school do you go to NLA?
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Ha ha the one in heaven mate for my old man to attend if he made it up not down if not I have to go to a really hot bstd one



    What a great experience to sit and watch your little ones learning, my God it's so different to what I went through at that age but truly wonderful morning

  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
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    nth london addick said:

    Buying some pucka cut diamonds from a big geezer I know in France dirt cheap aswell as long as it was cash

    What grade/size?
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    Greenie said:

    That post Brexit, and despite the bed wetters saying otherwise, the report on the economy is good (its all relative) and we haven't all spontaneously combusted, all the Johnny foreigners have not been murdered in their beds, and that the unelected PM is going through with Brexit despite all the 'experts' on here, with their reams and reams of written 'knowledge' saying it wont happen, that right please's me it does........not as much as just making it to the loo in time for a poo, but pleasing nonetheless. ;o)

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/private-eye-article-is-spot-on-mocking-people-who-wrongly-think-britain-is-post-brexit_uk_57f21642e4b00e5804f19126?aws1c3di
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Algarveaddick said:

    Greenie said:

    That post Brexit, and despite the bed wetters saying otherwise, the report on the economy is good (its all relative) and we haven't all spontaneously combusted, all the Johnny foreigners have not been murdered in their beds, and that the unelected PM is going through with Brexit despite all the 'experts' on here, with their reams and reams of written 'knowledge' saying it wont happen, that right please's me it does........not as much as just making it to the loo in time for a poo, but pleasing nonetheless. ;o)

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/private-eye-article-is-spot-on-mocking-people-who-wrongly-think-britain-is-post-brexit_uk_57f21642e4b00e5804f19126?aws1c3di
    And yet they still keep going...fair play to them.....just how wrong can you be yet still won't admit it......everything will be ok.....ahh bless.....

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