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Being out on the piss for literally days before starting a new job and once I'd started, staying on the piss with some good mates. The downside was that I'd not been able to grab a shower for about a week due to various Doris's being less than up to date with their bill payments and the fact that they wouldn't let me out of the house until the last minute.
Really thought I was on for the old tin tack as I knew that I stank of old sweat, out of date Avon deodorant and I am sure something akin to week old sardines.
Anyway a couple of the girls in the new place were pulling faces and sniggering behind my back and when I was asked to stay behind "for a quick beer" shall we say by the office enforcer. I thought my time had come.
As it happened, the silly old bugger completely bottled it and sent a memo to the MD instead! Can you believe it? I shot home had a two hour long shower and used at least a gallon of Lynx black and am now literally smelling of roses.
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Do you think he maybe fancies you?JWADDICK said:Being out on the piss for literally days before starting a new job and once I'd started, staying on the piss with some good mates. The downside was that I'd not been able to grab a shower for about a week due to various Doris's being less than up to date with their bill payments and the fact that they wouldn't let me out of the house until the last minute.
Really thought I was on for the old tin tack as I knew that I stank of old sweat, out of date Avon deodorant and I am sure something akin to week old sardines.
Anyway a couple of the girls in the new place were pulling faces and sniggering behind my back and when I was asked to stay behind "for a quick beer" shall we say by the office enforcer. I thought my time had come.
As it happened, the silly old bugger completely bottled it and sent a memo to the MD instead! Can you believe it? I shot home had a two hour long shower and used at least a gallon of Lynx black and am now literally smelling of roses.
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Getting picked for the Maldives v Rest of the World Cup final tomorrow (OK, it's staff v guests). Met up with my new team mates about an hour ago, playing up front with an Italian guy, you know sort. 6' 3" slim, dark complexion, not a feckin hair out of of feckin place, a feckin designer beard, I feckin hate the smarmy
b@stard. A Boro and Man city fan make up the English contingent although when they were chatting it was easier for me to understand my strike partner a Sampodoria fan knows about Charltons plight and now speaks fluent "Roland Out" We retired to the bar well me and my new Italian best mate did, the two northern guys went to bed.
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Free sky sports for 60 months
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Getting into bed after a night shift.
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A letter from HMRC letting me know I overpaid last year by £900. Lovely.1
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Watching someone run for a bus only for the driver to drive away just as they get close9
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Being told by our mortgage company that our over payments mean we only have 2 years and 10 months left to pay.12
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This big ol joint I'm currently smoking in Amsterdam.
(And no that's nothing to do with a red light district tranny @DaveMehmet )6 - Sponsored links:
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Nice one, enjoy.ValleyGary said:This big ol joint I'm currently smoking in Amsterdam.
(And no that's nothing to do with a red light district tranny @DaveMehmet )2 -
Irish mort off Strictly, weapon1
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...anyone know her handle? Darent arks the Mrs0
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Laura Whitmore?1
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https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=laura+whitmore&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi03cyTqKbPAhVkI8AKHWn4A0UQ_AUIBygB&biw=1024&bih=671i_b_b_o_r_g said:...anyone know her handle? Darent arks the Mrs
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Wow.guinnessaddick said:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=laura+whitmore&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi03cyTqKbPAhVkI8AKHWn4A0UQ_AUIBygB&biw=1024&bih=671i_b_b_o_r_g said:...anyone know her handle? Darent arks the Mrs
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Well she certainly doesn't have a mooey like a grise jear0
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Or a mooey like her das faitememt0
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I'm pretty sure you won't have been watching that disgraceful BBC show strictly come dancing @i_b_b_o_r_g.
She is very lovely though.0 -
Just getting me moneys worthAlwaysneil said:I'm pretty sure you won't have been watching that disgraceful BBC show strictly come dancing @i_b_b_o_r_g.
She is very lovely though.2 - Sponsored links:
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When you miss the bus so walk a world record breaking speed to catch your train, you make it and you get great reward by getting the last.......... Luggage rack seat. #winning #smugface1
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Running late for my train and the kind signal man has sent the charring cross train in first meaning I'm there in time for my Cannon Street train and saving me a walk over London Bridge !1
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Palace winning in the last minute........ because it meant my 6 fold acca came in. I always bet on those inbreds to win cos if they do it softens the blow,a bit!0
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Hearing Michael Jackson's "Earth Song" on the radio for the first time in ages and realising it immediately made me think of the Vic Reeves 'Club Singer' version, causing me to chuckle all the way through the song, whilst occasionally punctuating it with an outburst of "WHAT ABOUT THE CHICKENS?" much to the bemused annoyance of Lady Romford.
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I'd destroy it as well then order some proper food!1StevieG said:Destroying this....
Seriously though, where are you? (It's the beer glasses that interest me, I'm guessing Australia?)0 -
Mar Y Sol restaurant, Port de Soller, Majorca. Wish it was Oz but this will do.cafcdave123 said:
I'd destroy it as well then order some proper food!1StevieG said:Destroying this....
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Being paid to paint murals, having to suffer 5 days in Ibiza this week for my 'work'2
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Looks like a plate of dead squirrels1StevieG said:Destroying this....
I've also noticed to do less chips than they do at The Valley.6 -
The fact that my dog waits until I've started my breakfast before he starts his.4
