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1001 of Life's very best odd questions

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  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    What's the speed of dark?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Is there another word for synonym?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,019
    Blimey BFR, looks like you've got a whole stand-up act going there.
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    edited June 2008
    [cite]Posted By: paulbaconsarnie[/cite]

    if the grass is greener on the other side, when you get there, what colour is the grass where you originally were?

    light green i presume
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,591
    Why is abbreviation such a long word?
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    What makes the Charlton Athletic Superstore super?
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,019
    How come there's anyone still living in MidSomer?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,019
    Whats blue and fecks old ladies?


    Hypothermia (schoolboy version)

    Me in my lucky blue overcoat (funnier Jack Dee version)
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    In this age of apparent "24 hour drinking", why is it that every pub i'm ever in never shuts any later than midnight?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    When I go to get the last train home of a night and find out that it's not running because of yet another set of engineering works;

    a) what is it about this bus service that makes it "special"?
    b) what is so important about these engineeringv works that they can't hang on for 30 minutes more until the last train has gone befpre they start fucking with the line?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    If someone who's earnt their dough in property is a "tycoon", somone in media is a "mogul", somone in porn is a "baron" and someone who's earnt their money in shipping is a "magnate", what do you call someone who's earnt a crust in

    a) floristry
    b) gun running
    c) benefit dependency/ideleness ; and
    c) internet message board hosting?
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    BFR.... you have too much time on your hands.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,210
    What are the 39 Steps?

    Glottal stop. Why when someone with a glottal stop wouldn't be able to say it properly?

    Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was 17?

    Why do people talk about "sun rise" and "sun set" when the sun doesn't rise or set?

    What is the sound of one hand clapping?

    Logarithms. Why did we spend months learning about these at School? I still have no idea what they are or why I would ever need to know.
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    Why is there a sign at a Greenwich Council office saying " No dogs allowed except guide dogs".
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]What are the 39 Steps?

    an early draft of the alcoholics anonymous programme?
  • Vinnie V.
    Vinnie V. Posts: 1,509
    do dyxlexic athiests believe in dogs?

    No they don't believe in dogs! If you're gonna steal a joke steal it properly;)