Best present/ worst present 2016
Comments
- 
            
Git !C_Jensens_Love_Child said:I got a 25yr old nympho with big tits riding a red and white unicorn towing a trailer full of real ale and curry..... worst present I've ever received!!!!
1 - 
            Quite a few films on blu ray. Also the latest season of game of thrones. Some chocolates. A book about dave grohl.
Dinner already cooked and eaten. I feel stuffed. Due a nap.0 - 
            Best - New Headphones
Worst - Rio Ferdinand's broken promises11 - 
            Very happy with all my presents this year. Just started to take up photography a bit more seriously so a new tripod and camera rucksack from the Mrs. Bottle of Kraken black spiced rum and couple of CD's from my 2 boys. Probably the worst present is some liqueur chocolates but even those I'm not complaining about.
Happy Christmas everyone.2 - 
            Best is BattleStar Galatica complete series
worst has to be a dead starfish2 - 
            So it appears we've gone from trainspotters to sci-fi geeks?0
 - 
            A packet of elastic bands...
Like what the fuck is that about?
I can't work out whether it's some kind of joke that everyone but me is in on, or if someone though my stationary draw was lacking....2 - 
            
I'll pop 'em round after lunchDaveMehmet said:
I'll 'ave 'em_MrDick said:Got somer proper Christmas presents this year ...
Slippers
Scarf
Socks
Jumper
Tie
Shower gel
If I had to complain about anything ... 2 Ripple chocolate bars
0 - 
            stones latest cd1
 - 
            Don't want to indoctrinate him yet but the wife got me a Charlton babygrow for the son due in Feb.
Want to have a relationship with him and the club I experienced with my old man.3 - 
Sponsored links:
 - 
            
thank god they weren't the holiday photos you sharedT.C.E said:A set of custom made gates for the dogs travel crates in my van.
A new adult lead and collar for Valli.
A bite sleeve.
A tracking harness for Valli.
A Fitbit was an early present.
Worse..... socks and pants. Apparently I need them as all mine are full of holes.... can't say I'd noticed.1 - 
            
Don't lose your temper over the elastic bands. It's important on Xmas Day to hold things together.cantersaddick said:A packet of elastic bands...
Like what the fuck is that about?
I can't work out whether it's some kind of joke that everyone but me is in on, or if someone though my stationary draw was lacking....4 - 
            These f****** giant paper clips in crackers. Not a present, but for as long as I lived i always remember these things. Bizarre2
 - 
            
 - 
            Got some really good pressies this year including this unexoected stocking filler from my footie hating wife.0
 - 
            My daughter asked santa for something for her pet zebra finches. I helped the old fellah out and got a sort of brightly coloured mix of wooden pieces for birds to climb on. When we put it in the cage they were terrified, and after an hour, they clearly hated it, so we took it out. We went to my inlaws for lunch and when we got back, one bird was dead. Don't buy pressies for tiny birds - they don't do christmas.3
 - 
            I hate Harley Davidsons. I have a lurid model Harley Davidson model where the wheels detach so you can spray yourself with knock off aftershave.
Golf gifts from people who don't play golf are also always lame.
Coolest is a signed Ian Hutchinson (bike racer) autobiography.1 - 
            Best is a brand new spice rack stocked up to the nines
Worst is a plastic pinball game for ages 3-130 - 
            Best is a vintage vinyl player from my girlfriend
Worst is a code to play FM 2017 from my brother. He wants to end me as a productive and independent-minded individual1 - 
            
Oh I disagree, I think they put a lot of thought into thatAddickted2TheReds said:Best:
A pink cowboy hat, a pink mankini and a 14 inch double ended dildo.
Secret Santa with the lads wasn't taken very seriously...0 - 
Sponsored links:
 - 
            
Oh because a record player is SO unique (sounds perfect for you thoughLeuth said:Best is a vintage vinyl player from my girlfriend
Worst is a code to play FM 2017 from my brother. He wants to end me as a productive and independent-minded individual
 ).
By the way i have intentionally not bought a record player or FM because Iknow one would lead to spending stupid amounts of money and the other would lead to losing stupid amounts of money because I'd do it instead of working.1 - 
            
Not if they were all second hand!!!!i_b_b_o_r_g said:
That came to more than a fiverAddickted2TheReds said:Best:
A pink cowboy hat, a pink mankini and a 14 inch double ended dildo.
Secret Santa with the lads wasn't taken very seriously...1 - 
            
I don't think hand is the right word.church-lane said:
Not if they were all second hand!!!!i_b_b_o_r_g said:
That came to more than a fiverAddickted2TheReds said:Best:
A pink cowboy hat, a pink mankini and a 14 inch double ended dildo.
Secret Santa with the lads wasn't taken very seriously...1 - 
            ="cblock">stones latest cd
How have I got flagged for that, somebody
had to much pop over Christmas?
1 - 
            
Hopefully it's already caught fire and burned down the house of the bastard who found it and kept it instead of handing it in.Addickted2TheReds said:Worst: a portable phone charger and a little device that clips on to your phone and makes the lens of the "selfie" camera wider.
I lost my brand new Samsung S7 Edge 2 weeks into a 24 month contract a week or two ago.
Santa is a piss taker.0 - 
            
Want, want, want, Want, WANT!Dippenhall said:Beat this
0 - 
            Best - £40 from my Mother-in_Law. There isn't a worst.1
 - 
            
Love the Hutchie gift, the bloke is nails and a complete legend, crying shame that hardly anyone in England has heard of him!RedPanda said:I hate Harley Davidsons. I have a lurid model Harley Davidson model where the wheels detach so you can spray yourself with knock off aftershave.
Golf gifts from people who don't play golf are also always lame.
Coolest is a signed Ian Hutchinson (bike racer) autobiography.0 - 
            I got this blinding gift to add to my collection.
It's a 1916 dated WW1 Lee Enfield SMLE full matching serial numbers. With 1916 dated bayonet (they don't like it up em) Been in storage since 1918, deactivated for me last week.
Proper piece of history. The rounds are dated 1917 and are inert, before anyone gets their knickers in a knot.
Didn't get a bad gift, I'm very lucky.6 - 
            
AmazingGreenie said:I got this blinding gift to add to my collection.
It's a 1916 dated WW1 Lee Enfield SMLE full matching serial numbers. With 1916 dated bayonet (they don't like it up em) Been in storage since 1918, deactivated for me last week.
Proper piece of history. The rounds are dated 1917 and are inert, before anyone gets their knickers in a knot.
Didn't get a bad gift, I'm very lucky.3 




















