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cafcdave123
cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
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Very simple, somebody asks a question about which scenario you would pick when given a choice of two.


It's one or the other, no ifs and maybe

I will start with a political question

So, would you rather

A) shag Theresa May and nobody finds out about it

Or

B) get sucked off by Dianne "the" Abbot and it goes virol and I mean she tells the Sun about putting one of her sausage fingers up your bum to help you "get there"
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  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,472
    w t f !!
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,166
    edited May 2017
    Don't your scenarios suppose that Abbott is fitter than May ?

    I can assure you that's not the case.
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,063
    A. The hate would flow through me; I'd be done in no time.

    For a less disgusting question, would you rather:

    1) Change genders every time you sneezed; OR

    2) Not be able to distinguish between a baby and a muffin?
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,572
    A for Dave's
    B for Paddy's as i don't like babies and I don't like muffins
  • RaplhMilne
    RaplhMilne Posts: 4,633
    I think you need to see somebody, you have issues.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    se9addick said:

    Don't your scenarios suppose that Abbott is fitter than May ?

    I can assure you that's not the case.

    Not sure what you mean? Surely if abbot was fitter you would want everyone to know???
  • CH4RLTON
    CH4RLTON Posts: 2,619
    No brainer (A) id go in for seconds too given half the chance :)
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,504
    Ifs and maybe
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,166
    cafcdave123 said:

    se9addick said:

    Don't your scenarios suppose that Abbott is fitter than May ?

    I can assure you that's not the case.

    Not sure what you mean? Surely if abbot was fitter you would want everyone to know???
    I'm not sure you understand how this works...
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,875
    A for me.
    I would rather have sex with a hedgehog than let Abbott get her mouth around me old chap

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  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,510
    A. The PM gets to screw the whole country so it is only fair I get to have a go on her.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    RaplhMilne said:

    I think you need to see somebody, you have issues.

    se9addick said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    se9addick said:

    Don't your scenarios suppose that Abbott is fitter than May ?

    I can assure you that's not the case.

    Not sure what you mean? Surely if abbot was fitter you would want everyone to know???
    I'm not sure you understand how this works...
    I'm not sure that you do sweetie
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    I would rather have a home made cup of tea, than a grey teabag served up in lukewarm water with milk added and a spoon to get on with it served in a grubby cafe with tables that have wobbly legs.
  • Missed It
    Missed It Posts: 2,735
    I'm not going anywhere that Jeremy Corbyn's been first!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,731
    If I chose B, would I be allowed to say "have some of that you slaaaag" as I finished?
  • CHG
    CHG Posts: 4,534
    You better be careful what you do with Abbott, there will be an extra 250,000 old bill on the streets...
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Why did you post this at tea time
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,860
    So Abbott could taste your Fiiish.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,438
    cafcdave123 said:

    Very simple, somebody asks a question about which scenario you would pick when given a choice of two.


    It's one or the other, no ifs and maybe

    I will start with a political question

    So, would you rather

    A) shag Theresa May and nobody finds out about it

    Or

    B) get sucked off by Dianne "the" Abbot and it goes virol and I mean she tells the Sun about putting one of her sausage fingers up your bum to help you "get there"

    This is the sort of perversion that @Addickted would come out with. Sick
  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,290
    CHG said:

    You better be careful what you do with Abbott, there will be an extra 250,000 old bill on the streets...

    At a cost of 300k

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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,942
    "I will start with a political question" :lol:
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,177
    A for me.

    In fact I'd quite like it to happen.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    cafcdave123 said:

    Very simple, somebody asks a question about which scenario you would pick when given a choice of two.


    It's one or the other, no ifs and maybe

    I will start with a political question

    So, would you rather

    A) shag Theresa May and nobody finds out about it

    Or

    B) get sucked off by Dianne "the" Abbot and it goes virol and I mean she tells the Sun about putting one of her sausage fingers up your bum to help you "get there"

    Very philosophical question young David, and succinctly put may I add

    It's an "A" from me
  • heckington_reds
    heckington_reds Posts: 729
    6.21....one sherry too many me thinks!!!
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,875
    heckington_reds said:

    6.21....one sherry too many me thinks!!!

    You would need a couple of bottles of sherry to consider either i would suggest
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,065
    Would you rather have a willy for your nose or a nose for your willy?
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    edited May 2017
    I suppose if I chose B Dianne Abbot would tell the Sun my knob was 30,000 inches long :wink:
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    eaststandmike said:

    I suppose if I chose B Dianne Abbot would tell the Sun my knob was 30,000 inches long :wink:

    Unfortunately she likes to underestimate , I fear you would be known as 2mm Mike
  • daveydanger
    daveydanger Posts: 1,341
    Posted this one before, but.. if you have to pick one:

    A ) Eat a poo that tastes like delicious curry.
    B ) Eat a curry that tastes like poo.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,629
    Knowing how good she is with figures ,I'd always be weary of Abbot saying she's only putting one finger up!

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