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cafcdave123cafcdave123
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Very simple, somebody asks a question about which scenario you would pick when given a choice of two.


It's one or the other, no ifs and maybe

I will start with a political question

So, would you rather

A) shag Theresa May and nobody finds out about it

Or

B) get sucked off by Dianne "the" Abbot and it goes virol and I mean she tells the Sun about putting one of her sausage fingers up your bum to help you "get there"
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  • sam3110sam3110
    A for Dave's
    B for Paddy's as i don't like babies and I don't like muffins
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    se9addick said:

    Don't your scenarios suppose that Abbott is fitter than May ?

    I can assure you that's not the case.

    Not sure what you mean? Surely if abbot was fitter you would want everyone to know???
  • CH4RLTONCH4RLTON
    No brainer (A) id go in for seconds too given half the chance :)
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    Ifs and maybe
  • se9addickse9addick
    cafcdave123 said:

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    Not sure what you mean? Surely if abbot was fitter you would want everyone to know???
    I'm not sure you understand how this works...
  • blackpool72blackpool72
    A for me.
    I would rather have sex with a hedgehog than let Abbott get her mouth around me old chap
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  • cfgscfgs
    A. The PM gets to screw the whole country so it is only fair I get to have a go on her.
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    RaplhMilne said:

    I think you need to see somebody, you have issues.

    se9addick said:

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    I'm not sure you understand how this works...
    I'm not sure that you do sweetie
  • seth plumseth plum
    I would rather have a home made cup of tea, than a grey teabag served up in lukewarm water with milk added and a spoon to get on with it served in a grubby cafe with tables that have wobbly legs.
  • Missed ItMissed It
    I'm not going anywhere that Jeremy Corbyn's been first!
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    If I chose B, would I be allowed to say "have some of that you slaaaag" as I finished?
  • CHGCHG
    You better be careful what you do with Abbott, there will be an extra 250,000 old bill on the streets...
  • AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    So Abbott could taste your Fiiish.
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    cafcdave123 said:

    Very simple, somebody asks a question about which scenario you would pick when given a choice of two.


    It's one or the other, no ifs and maybe

    I will start with a political question

    So, would you rather

    A) shag Theresa May and nobody finds out about it

    Or

    B) get sucked off by Dianne "the" Abbot and it goes virol and I mean she tells the Sun about putting one of her sausage fingers up your bum to help you "get there"

    This is the sort of perversion that @Addickted would come out with. Sick
  • up_the_valleyup_the_valley
    CHG said:

    You better be careful what you do with Abbott, there will be an extra 250,000 old bill on the streets...

    At a cost of 300k
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  • MacronateMacronate
    "I will start with a political question" :lol:
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    A for me.

    In fact I'd quite like it to happen.
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    cafcdave123 said:

    Very simple, somebody asks a question about which scenario you would pick when given a choice of two.


    It's one or the other, no ifs and maybe

    I will start with a political question

    So, would you rather

    A) shag Theresa May and nobody finds out about it

    Or

    B) get sucked off by Dianne "the" Abbot and it goes virol and I mean she tells the Sun about putting one of her sausage fingers up your bum to help you "get there"

    Very philosophical question young David, and succinctly put may I add

    It's an "A" from me
  • heckington_redsheckington_reds
    6.21....one sherry too many me thinks!!!
  • blackpool72blackpool72
    heckington_reds said:

    6.21....one sherry too many me thinks!!!

    You would need a couple of bottles of sherry to consider either i would suggest
  • MrOneLungMrOneLung
    Would you rather have a willy for your nose or a nose for your willy?
  • eaststandmikeeaststandmike
    edited May 2017
    I suppose if I chose B Dianne Abbot would tell the Sun my knob was 30,000 inches long :wink:
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    eaststandmike said:

    I suppose if I chose B Dianne Abbot would tell the Sun my knob was 30,000 inches long :wink:

    Unfortunately she likes to underestimate , I fear you would be known as 2mm Mike
  • daveydangerdaveydanger
    Posted this one before, but.. if you have to pick one:

    A ) Eat a poo that tastes like delicious curry.
    B ) Eat a curry that tastes like poo.
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