General things that Annoy you

Algarveaddick said:

Motorcyclists who do not acknowledge you when you move over in your car in slow moving traffic to let them pass.

Yes to this, I ride and if I'm filtering many car drivers do move over for me, I always acknowledge.
Ive moved over for some hero bikers before and nothing, bloody Valentino wannabes......

People voting Labour, driving down the exchange rate and hurting me right where it hurts, in the pocket! Hope you're proud

When you get to a junction - say a roundabout - and you can hear the siren of a nearby ambulance. You stop before entering onto the roundabout, as does every other nearby vehicle, as the ambulance comes into view. You all wait patiently to see where the ambulance will go, before continuing your journey.

Except some prick behind you in a van, who's beeping his horn at you the whole time, gesturing for you to go forward, presumably to cut up the ambulance.

The last 3 weeks. Doing a job to help an ex-boss; a guy that absolutely loathes me but seems to think I'm good at what I do.

One week in and I got to know the office manager over company drinks; she's a frisky little Aussie minx and we got on a bit too well. End result is that some c*nt who is clearly besotted with her got all nasty on the evening, and has now taken to following me around the office when she's not at her desk. He's followed me to the Kitchen and stood there keeping an eye on the two of us, he's followed me to the bogs and he's full of passive aggressive snark. I wouldn't mind, but he's 30 and built like a brick shithouse: he's old enough to know better, and good looking enough to man up and woo her.

I've worked on nothing that I was supposed too, instead doing mind-numbingly dull shit - whilst watching the permie look confused and waste days doing what I was brought in to do. I've offered assistance, but his little fragile ego took that as a threat and he now views me with utter suspicion. Oh well, I'm not here long enough to really give a shit.

Now, it's my last day, and I'm getting blanked by the entire team. They refuse to review my work, refuse to assign me anything else, and ultimately are pretending I don't exist. My crime? Politely telling them that their approach is going to be difficult to maintain long-term. I'm guessing sitting at my desk laughing and saying "Are you f*cking serious?" and "What the f*ck is this?" to myself most of yesterday didn't help.

Fortunately it's company drinks tonight, so I can get leathered and give them all a few truths whilst I woo the Aussie some more. Seriously, developers are fucking bellends.

Dazzler21 said:

LuckyReds said:

The last 3 weeks. Doing a job to help an ex-boss; a guy that absolutely loathes me but seems to think I'm good at what I do.

One week in and I got to know the office manager over company drinks; she's a frisky little Aussie minx and we got on a bit too well. End result is that some c*nt who is clearly besotted with her got all nasty on the evening, and has now taken to following me around the office when she's not at her desk. He's followed me to the Kitchen and stood there keeping an eye on the two of us, he's followed me to the bogs and he's full of passive aggressive snark. I wouldn't mind, but he's 30 and built like a brick shithouse: he's old enough to know better, and good looking enough to man up and woo her.

I've worked on nothing that I was supposed too, instead doing mind-numbingly dull shit - whilst watching the permie look confused and waste days doing what I was brought in to do. I've offered assistance, but his little fragile ego took that as a threat and he now views me with utter suspicion. Oh well, I'm not here long enough to really give a shit.

Now, it's my last day, and I'm getting blanked by the entire team. They refuse to review my work, refuse to assign me anything else, and ultimately are pretending I don't exist. My crime? Politely telling them that their approach is going to be difficult to maintain long-term. I'm guessing sitting at my desk laughing and saying "Are you f*cking serious?" and "What the f*ck is this?" to myself most of yesterday didn't help.

Fortunately it's company drinks tonight, so I can get leathered and give them all a few truths whilst I woo the Aussie some more. Seriously, developers are fucking bellends.

Good luck with the Aussie, I've heard they're quite fun... If you get my drift.

I can confirm they like to go down under.

When it rains it pours; she's just popped over to my desk (first person to talk to me all day!) and asked if I'm going for drinks later. I said I am, then she said she's got BJJ (fnarr fnarr) training so she wouldn't be able to make it; but not to leave without saying goodbye properly to her and grabbing her for a chat.

If I don't get her to knock one J off that training session tonight then the last 3 weeks will have been in vein, lads.

OR

Ask her what is more important for her a 1hr BJJ session or a 3hr (3 seconds) Session after some drinks

LuckyReds said:

The last 3 weeks. Doing a job to help an ex-boss; a guy that absolutely loathes me but seems to think I'm good at what I do.

One week in and I got to know the office manager over company drinks; she's a frisky little Aussie minx and we got on a bit too well. End result is that some c*nt who is clearly besotted with her got all nasty on the evening, and has now taken to following me around the office when she's not at her desk. He's followed me to the Kitchen and stood there keeping an eye on the two of us, he's followed me to the bogs and he's full of passive aggressive snark. I wouldn't mind, but he's 30 and built like a brick shithouse: he's old enough to know better, and good looking enough to man up and woo her.

I've worked on nothing that I was supposed too, instead doing mind-numbingly dull shit - whilst watching the permie look confused and waste days doing what I was brought in to do. I've offered assistance, but his little fragile ego took that as a threat and he now views me with utter suspicion. Oh well, I'm not here long enough to really give a shit.

Now, it's my last day, and I'm getting blanked by the entire team. They refuse to review my work, refuse to assign me anything else, and ultimately are pretending I don't exist. My crime? Politely telling them that their approach is going to be difficult to maintain long-term. I'm guessing sitting at my desk laughing and saying "Are you f*cking serious?" and "What the f*ck is this?" to myself most of yesterday didn't help.

Fortunately it's company drinks tonight, so I can get leathered and give them all a few truths whilst I woo the Aussie some more. Seriously, developers are fucking bellends.

Fuck his mum, see how he likes those apples

LuckyReds said:

The last 3 weeks. Doing a job to help an ex-boss; a guy that absolutely loathes me but seems to think I'm good at what I do.

One week in and I got to know the office manager over company drinks; she's a frisky little Aussie minx and we got on a bit too well. End result is that some c*nt who is clearly besotted with her got all nasty on the evening, and has now taken to following me around the office when she's not at her desk. He's followed me to the Kitchen and stood there keeping an eye on the two of us, he's followed me to the bogs and he's full of passive aggressive snark. I wouldn't mind, but he's 30 and built like a brick shithouse: he's old enough to know better, and good looking enough to man up and woo her.

I've worked on nothing that I was supposed too, instead doing mind-numbingly dull shit - whilst watching the permie look confused and waste days doing what I was brought in to do. I've offered assistance, but his little fragile ego took that as a threat and he now views me with utter suspicion. Oh well, I'm not here long enough to really give a shit.

Now, it's my last day, and I'm getting blanked by the entire team. They refuse to review my work, refuse to assign me anything else, and ultimately are pretending I don't exist. My crime? Politely telling them that their approach is going to be difficult to maintain long-term. I'm guessing sitting at my desk laughing and saying "Are you f*cking serious?" and "What the f*ck is this?" to myself most of yesterday didn't help.

Fortunately it's company drinks tonight, so I can get leathered and give them all a few truths whilst I woo the Aussie some more. Seriously, developers are fucking bellends.

Please let us know how that goes.

iainment said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

People voting Labour, driving down the exchange rate and hurting me right where it hurts, in the pocket! Hope you're proud

Happy to be of service.

I'm gonna shoot an extra animal on Sunday for that little outburst

Bed accessories, by that I mean extra cushions that go on top of the pillows when the bed is made and throw blankets that sit on top of the bed at the end. None of these serve any purpose, they are taken off the bed at night and put back on when the beds made!
It's a bit like having a really nice car, popping a moped on the top and going for a drive!
Does my swede in....!