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Finally - every British swear word categorised and ranked

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  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,068
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    ..and not forgetting sexual references....

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    Surely nonce should be in the strongest section?


  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    Sorry, but I can't take a swear list seriously that contains 'beef curtains' but omits 'pork sword'.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    sam3110 said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Tuna canoe
    Badly packed kebab
    Sideways smile
    Gateway to her guts
    Meat sleeve
    Furry axe wound
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,194
    Stig said:

    Sorry, but I can't take a swear list seriously that contains 'beef curtains' but omits 'pork sword'.

    And where is spam javelin?
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Carter said:

    sam3110 said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Tuna canoe
    Badly packed kebab
    Sideways smile
    Gateway to her guts
    Meat sleeve
    Furry axe wound
    Vertical bacon sandwich
  • Rossman92
    Rossman92 Posts: 3,650
    edited August 2017
    Carter said:

    sam3110 said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Tuna canoe
    Badly packed kebab
    Sideways smile
    Gateway to her guts
    Meat sleeve
    Furry axe wound
    ya know upon really thinking about it, beef curtains makes the most sense
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Piss flaps. As in "he grabbed hold of her by the piss flaps and pulled her on like an old wellington boot".
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    cafcfan said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Piss flaps. As in "he grabbed hold of her by the piss flaps and pulled her on like an old wellington boot".
    Mills and Boon have started to repeat themselves
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    McBobbin said:

    cafcfan said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Piss flaps. As in "he grabbed hold of her by the piss flaps and pulled her on like an old wellington boot".
    Mills and Boon have started to repeat themselves
    It's a little known fact that Balloon Minds, which describes the cognitive powers of M and B readers, is an anagram of Mills and Boon.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,733
    cafc-west said:

    Sorry - but what's a Punani?

    It's a posh southern colloquialism for a less than perfect grand mama.
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  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,897
    whatever made me think that this thread might degenerate a bit ?
  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    If you mix a medium and a very strong, like "shitcunt", does it level out at 'strong'?
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,474
    cfgs said:

    How is SHIT less offensive than beaver?

    What about beaver shit?
  • SomervilleAddick
    SomervilleAddick Posts: 3,575
    DaveMehmet said:

    Nothing will beat the Roger Mellie Profanasorus

    I still have my copy of the original. One of the most under appreciated literary works. It's where I first met the term "chocolate starfish"
  • NapaAddick
    NapaAddick Posts: 4,657
    Fuck is barely even a cuss word in the US, it is so common. Cunt, is probably more severe here than even in England, because here it is only used against women.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    NapaAddick said:

    Fuck is barely even a cuss word in the US, it is so common. Cunt, is probably more severe here than even in England, because here it is only used against women.

    Plus you've got one as a president.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    edited August 2017
    Carter said:

    sam3110 said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Tuna canoe
    Badly packed kebab
    Sideways smile
    Gateway to her guts
    Meat sleeve
    Furry axe wound
    Yawning Walrus
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    Bloodclat is not very British
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    where is Puntang?
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    cafcdave123 said:

    where is Puntang?

    Cambridge.
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  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    Any search on Google will show quite a number of people with the first name Richard and second name Edward - they are all real Dick Eds!
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    MuttleyCAFC said:

    Any search on Google will show quite a number of people with the first name Richard and second name Edward - they are all real Dick Eds!

    i actually know a Richard Edward
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    sam3110 said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Tuna canoe
    Badly packed kebab
    Sideways smile
    Love tuna canoe!

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