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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Double strength orange Squash, doesn't ever taste the same regardless what squash to water ratio you use.

    Doesn't help forgetting its double strength and necking a pint of the stuff!
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Any biscuit ranking that doesn't have milk chocolate hobnobs at the top is only half a biscuit ranking
  • NomadicAddick
    NomadicAddick Posts: 2,114
    Sleeping in hostels. Been 2 months of it now. Currently in a hostel in Cusco trying to get some kip after climbing machu pichu at 3am this morning and there's a fat Mexican geezer in here snoring like this no tomorrow.

    Airbnb for our next stop I'm thinking!
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    NomadicAddick said:

    Sleeping in hostels. Been 2 months of it now. Currently in a hostel in Cusco trying to get some kip after climbing machu pichu at 3am this morning and there's a fat Mexican geezer in here snoring like this no tomorrow.

    Airbnb for our next stop I'm thinking!

    People going out and seeing the world when they should be making a pilgrimage to Rotherham next week. Why would you travel the globe when you have league one on your doorstep. Don't you want any stories to tell the grandchildren
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,036
    cafcdave123 said:

    Double strength orange Squash, doesn't ever taste the same regardless what squash to water ratio you use.

    Doesn't help forgetting its double strength and necking a pint of the stuff!

    No offence Dave, but I thought squash was a thing of the seventies. The only times I've had it in the last thirty years have been after giving blood. For me real juice is infinitely preferable if available/affordable, and if not plain water is superior. Interested to know, how many people drink squash regularly.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,036
    That the Millwall relegation thread is up and running in August. I know everyone has got to have their fun, but I think it's a sad indictment of the state of our club that people are focussing on the spanners so early on in the season.
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,236
    Commentators, sue Barker being a prime example as is Barry Davies, who pronounce a superfluous "r" where sportspersons have Christian names that end in a vowel and surnames that start with a vowel. Thus, Jessica Ennis is pronounced as "JessicarEnnis". Infuriates me.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,828
    Stig said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    Double strength orange Squash, doesn't ever taste the same regardless what squash to water ratio you use.

    Doesn't help forgetting its double strength and necking a pint of the stuff!

    No offence Dave, but I thought squash was a thing of the seventies. The only times I've had it in the last thirty years have been after giving blood. For me real juice is infinitely preferable if available/affordable, and if not plain water is superior. Interested to know, how many people drink squash regularly.
    Dave's Scottish so effectively is still in the 70s. Plus squash is considered one of your 5 a day up there so go easy on him Stig.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,962
    McBobbin said:

    Any biscuit ranking that doesn't have milk chocolate hobnobs at the top is only half a biscuit ranking

    Nail on the head.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Stig said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    Double strength orange Squash, doesn't ever taste the same regardless what squash to water ratio you use.

    Doesn't help forgetting its double strength and necking a pint of the stuff!

    No offence Dave, but I thought squash was a thing of the seventies. The only times I've had it in the last thirty years have been after giving blood. For me real juice is infinitely preferable if available/affordable, and if not plain water is superior. Interested to know, how many people drink squash regularly.
    it's retro...

    seriously though, we always have squash in the house. i drink a lot of water anyway and quite like a to mix it up now and then.

    kids drink it more than me and the mrs, its all sugar free so its the easiest way to get them to drink water.


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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    McBobbin said:

    Any biscuit ranking that doesn't have milk chocolate hobnobs at the top is only half a biscuit ranking

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  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    Fumbluff said:

    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Moving on from Crisp ranking, (which didnt quite generate the reaction I was hoping for),perhaps we could deconstruct the basics first?
    I found this for (an obese person's) starters.


    I'm not even joking now @A-R-T-H-U-R if you don't move those dog-shit Oreos off the top row I won't be responsible for my actions
    Oreos are massively overrated.
    So it makes sense for them to be in the Premier League.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,360
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Moving on from Crisp ranking, (which didnt quite generate the reaction I was hoping for),perhaps we could deconstruct the basics first?
    I found this for (an obese person's) starters.


    Pricks that call league 1 Div 1.

    It's the Premier league, Div 1, Div 2, Div 3.

    The Premier League, Championship, League 1, League 2 is also acceptable.

    HobNobs in 5-aside? Maybe at the Masters tourney.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,360
    edited August 2017
    True Biscuit League rankings:

    Premier League
    Chocolate Hobnobs
    Chocolate Digestives
    Penguin Biscuit Bars
    Foxes Classic Biscuit Bar

    Championship
    Shorties
    Bourbons
    BN’s
    Custard Creams (gets relegated and promoted often)

    League 1
    Jammie Dodgers (gets promoted and relegated often)
    Hobnobs
    Digestives (Well known and generally liked side, just no ambition - Charlton)
    Foxes Crunch Creams (too sickly to be higher placed)
    Nice
    Malted Milk

    League 2
    Rich Tea Biscuits
    Snack biscuits
    Maryland Cookies

    Non-League (Do not qualify as a biscuit)
    Tunnocks Caramel Bar
    Tunnocks Tea Cakes
    Oreo anything… Just F*** off.

    Any i need to add to the leagues?
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,234
    I would have Malted Milk in the Champions League.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    Snacks are Chocolate confectionary not a biscuit
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    The pronunciation of "negotiate". My observation...

    Politicians: Ne-gose-iate
    Everyone else: Ne-go-she-ate

    I don't care which is right, the top one annoys me. I don't have to be right to find it annoying. F*** you CL.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,828
    People walking along busy streets staring at their mobiles, or in particularly cuntish acts of cuntery, newspapers or books.

  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    I'm not a biscuit person myself. I do like an ice cream though - magnums

    I remember when they did the 7 deadly sins in 2003/04

    I managed to get 5 out the 7 before they were discontinued
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

    People walking along busy streets staring at their mobiles, or in particularly cuntish acts of cuntery, newspapers or books.

    Cracking turn of phrase Rodders.
    Really deserves to be used as a thread title

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  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

    People walking along busy streets staring at their mobiles, or in particularly cuntish acts of cuntery, newspapers or books.

    Cracking turn of phrase Rodders.
    Really deserves to be used as a thread title
    I would have gone for cuntaciousness.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    edited August 2017
    Smokers that walk in front of you when walking along the pavement and getting a lungful of that shite.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,972
    Dazzler21 said:

    True Biscuit League rankings:

    Premier League
    Chocolate Hobnobs
    Chocolate Digestives
    Penguin Biscuit Bars
    Foxes Classic Biscuit Bar

    Championship
    Shorties
    Bourbons
    BN’s
    Custard Creams (gets relegated and promoted often)

    League 1
    Jammie Dodgers (gets promoted and relegated often)
    Hobnobs
    Digestives (Well known and generally liked side, just no ambition - Charlton)
    Foxes Crunch Creams (too sickly to be higher placed)
    Nice
    Malted Milk

    League 2
    Rich Tea Biscuits
    Snack biscuits
    Maryland Cookies

    Non-League (Do not qualify as a biscuit)
    Tunnocks Caramel Bar
    Tunnocks Tea Cakes
    Oreo anything… Just F*** off.

    Any i need to add to the leagues?

    twenty point deduction at the start of the season for the most inaccurately named biscuit in the history of biscuits:
    "Nice"
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,873
    edited August 2017
    People that call Roland a "Cnut".
    The word is cunt.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,946
    1StevieG said:

    Smokers that walk in front of you when walking along the pavement and getting a lungful of that shite.

    Or park themselves next to you on a bench or something.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,036
    SporadicAddick said:

    People that call Roland a "Cnut".
    The word is cunt.

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  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,680
    20 oddyear olds giving it the bigun outside a boozer. Need to flip now to the pleasing you thread. Gave him two chances and he took the piss trying a third time. See you later yoot - the 45 year old' s still got it!
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,643
    edited August 2017
    Stig said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    Double strength orange Squash, doesn't ever taste the same regardless what squash to water ratio you use.

    Doesn't help forgetting its double strength and necking a pint of the stuff!

    No offence Dave, but I thought squash was a thing of the seventies. The only times I've had it in the last thirty years have been after giving blood. For me real juice is infinitely preferable if available/affordable, and if not plain water is superior. Interested to know, how many people drink squash regularly.
    I do. Currently have 3 bottles on the cupboard - lemon, peach and apple & pear. I drink about a litre a day - i find it improves the flavour of water. I also have 2 cartons of juice - 1 orange & 1 tropical
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,868
    The phrase "champions league proper" used by teams like Liverpool to claim they are already in the champions league after finishing fourth when all they've done is got into a qualifying round.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited August 2017
    Commuting in the morning with people stinking of BO. I can half understand it on the way home on a hot day, but no excuse for first thing in the morning.
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