General things that Annoy you

golfaddick said:

Stig said:

cafcdave123 said:

Double strength orange Squash, doesn't ever taste the same regardless what squash to water ratio you use.

Doesn't help forgetting its double strength and necking a pint of the stuff!

No offence Dave, but I thought squash was a thing of the seventies. The only times I've had it in the last thirty years have been after giving blood. For me real juice is infinitely preferable if available/affordable, and if not plain water is superior. Interested to know, how many people drink squash regularly.

I do. Currently have 3 bottles on the cupboard - lemon, peach and apple & pear. I drink about a litre a day - i find it improves the flavour of water. I also have 2 cartons of juice - 1 orange & 1 tropical

Ooooh - get you with your "two juice fridge", Golfie...

Seeing someone watching a kettle boiling away for 2 minutes until it switches itself off before pouring out the water. It's boiling ffs, it doesn't get any hotter!!

The genre of Mission: Impossible films.

If it's impossible, why attempt it in the first place?

Just had a new Cigar Box Guitar handmade, lovely job, not cheap. Anyway they do all that work and package it up like 'kin morons!! It was all loose in the box, I do hope that they were 'avin a laugh.
Luckily it plays and sounds bloody lovely.
Tits.

Bloke at the tip not letting me sweep me trailer out with his broom.

DaveMehmet said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Bloke at the tip not letting me sweep me trailer out with his broom.

Euphemism?

He said summin about having it for 40 years, man and boy. Looked like a new head on it to me though

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Bloke at the tip not letting me sweep me trailer out with his broom.

The Brexit effect in action. Take back control of your own broom!

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

DaveMehmet said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Bloke at the tip not letting me sweep me trailer out with his broom.

Euphemism?

He said summin about having it for 40 years, man and boy. Looked like a new head on it to me though

Cheers Dave...

Dazzler21 said:

True Biscuit League rankings:

Premier League
Chocolate Hobnobs
Chocolate Digestives
Penguin Biscuit Bars
Foxes Classic Biscuit Bar

Championship
Shorties
Bourbons
BN’s
Custard Creams (gets relegated and promoted often)

League 1
Jammie Dodgers (gets promoted and relegated often)
Hobnobs
Digestives (Well known and generally liked side, just no ambition - Charlton)
Foxes Crunch Creams (too sickly to be higher placed)
Nice
Malted Milk

League 2
Rich Tea Biscuits
Snack biscuits
Maryland Cookies

Non-League (Do not qualify as a biscuit)
Tunnocks Caramel Bar
Tunnocks Tea Cakes
Oreo anything… Just F*** off.

Any i need to add to the leagues?

No honorable mention for the ginger snap?

Roadworks, temporary traffic lights and road closures in Bexley Borough at the moment.

What do they do, sit there scratching their collective arses for five years and then all of a sudden decide let's do everywhere at the same time and bring the borough to a standstill.

Macronate said:

Petrol station kiosk workers.

There could be a queue the length of the Great Wall of China but the other attendant will still continue replenishing the cigarettes, then disappearing to the little room at the back before walking into the shop itself with a box of Twirls to put out.

Yeah I gave some assistant in morrisons petrol station in Erith a tirade about this recently. I was 8th in a single queue and she was adding to an already fully stocked kiosk of sweets. Ludicrous.

Jobsworths and fuckwits come to mind.

Currys PC World. It is to retail appliances what roly is to football club stewardship and latrine is to honesty.
Massive bunch of crooks peddling piss poor shit boxed up as goods, then having the brass neck to say "tough luck sucker we've got your money and you can do one" when I take the shit back cos it doesn't work or isn't the size they said it should be.
Do yourselves a favour people, shop elsewhere, anywhere else, we'll all live longer.
The sooner this scumbucket goes bust the better for all concerned.

cabbles said:

I'm not a biscuit person myself. I do like an ice cream though - magnums

I remember when they did the 7 deadly sins in 2003/04

I managed to get 5 out the 7 before they were discontinued

People who describe themselves as 'not a [insert item here] person.'

Great effort on the magnums though, i'm not really an ice cream person.

Stuart the Red said:

Algarveaddick said:

limeygent said:

Ties, stupidest garment ever invented.

Flip flops, Crocs, Uggs... And I have not even got above the knee yet...

Did you know that Crocs make a Flip-Flop?

Where is the Aaarrrrgggghhhhh.... button when you need it?

StigThundercock said:

Currys PC World. It is to retail appliances what roly is to football club stewardship and latrine is to honesty.
Massive bunch of crooks peddling piss poor shit boxed up as goods, then having the brass neck to say "tough luck sucker we've got your money and you can do one" when I take the shit back cos it doesn't work or isn't the size they said it should be.
Do yourselves a favour people, shop elsewhere, anywhere else, we'll all live longer.
The sooner this scumbucket goes bust the better for all concerned.

If the product doesn't work or is not the size its stated on the box then under the "sale of goods" act you are legally entitled to a full refund.

or do I suspect that you are just p*****d off that you bought something that you are now not happy with & its your mistake.