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might be maintaining the coldness of the drink0
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Maybe he should speak to one of those damage chasing lawyers. My mate next door has a horrible cut on his foot, we were both in our pants but I'd left my trainers by the door and slipped into them as I ran out. Bloody good job as the scumbag had smashed a bottle of perfume he'd stolen from somewhere which is what sliced my mates foot up.king addick said:
Does that count as an accident at work for him?Carter said:
Outside, literally in my neighbours van. So we restrained him with necessary force. From how full the backpack and carrier bag was he had with him he'd been busyDaveMehmet said:
In your place mate?Carter said:Catching thieves red handed
The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
Serious note, Fair play though, stealing someones means to earn a living is totally wrong.
In all seriousness, he works on price and has had to miss a day today so the police could speak to us.
As @TCE says, we all hate avoidable accidents. My post incident risk assessment for him was 'don't be a fucking thief' if you want to not slip over and lose teeth0 -
Maybe, but the ice is still far colder hence the crack, which is caused by the drink being much warmer than the ice. This is known as differential expansion (the ice core is remaining neutral whilst the outside is trying to expand rapidly due to the comparatively warmer beverage.)MrOneLung said:might be maintaining the coldness of the drink
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That could be a slogan!Carter said:
Maybe he should speak to one of those damage chasing lawyers. My mate next door has a horrible cut on his foot, we were both in our pants but I'd left my trainers by the door and slipped into them as I ran out. Bloody good job as the scumbag had smashed a bottle of perfume he'd stolen from somewhere which is what sliced my mates foot up.king addick said:
Does that count as an accident at work for him?Carter said:
Outside, literally in my neighbours van. So we restrained him with necessary force. From how full the backpack and carrier bag was he had with him he'd been busyDaveMehmet said:
In your place mate?Carter said:Catching thieves red handed
The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
Serious note, Fair play though, stealing someones means to earn a living is totally wrong.
In all seriousness, he works on price and has had to miss a day today so the police could speak to us.
As @TCE says, we all hate avoidable accidents. My post incident risk assessment for him was 'don't be a fucking thief' - if you want to not slip over - and lose your teeth2 -
Na totally agree, I remembered a story after posting my comment and a burglar tried to claim loss of earnings in court after being caught and put in hospital! Shocked me more that some scumbag solicitor wanted to represent him!Carter said:
Maybe he should speak to one of those damage chasing lawyers. My mate next door has a horrible cut on his foot, we were both in our pants but I'd left my trainers by the door and slipped into them as I ran out. Bloody good job as the scumbag had smashed a bottle of perfume he'd stolen from somewhere which is what sliced my mates foot up.king addick said:
Does that count as an accident at work for him?Carter said:
Outside, literally in my neighbours van. So we restrained him with necessary force. From how full the backpack and carrier bag was he had with him he'd been busyDaveMehmet said:
In your place mate?Carter said:Catching thieves red handed
The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
Serious note, Fair play though, stealing someones means to earn a living is totally wrong.
In all seriousness, he works on price and has had to miss a day today so the police could speak to us.
As @TCE says, we all hate avoidable accidents. My post incident risk assessment for him was 'don't be a fucking thief' if you want to not slip over and lose teeth1 -
My partner and I don't have kids but we'll have some fun by hiring a babysitter anyway, telling them our kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. When we return we'll ask where our child is.15
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Carter said:
Outside, literally in my neighbours van. So we restrained him with necessary force. From how full the backpack and carrier bag was he had with him he'd been busyDaveMehmet said:
In your place mate?Carter said:Catching thieves red handed
The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
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Should pop round to the solicitor's gaff while he's in court and pick up a few bits and bobs.king addick said:
Na totally agree, I remembered a story after posting my comment and a burglar tried to claim loss of earnings in court after being caught and put in hospital! Shocked me more that some scumbag solicitor wanted to represent him!Carter said:
Maybe he should speak to one of those damage chasing lawyers. My mate next door has a horrible cut on his foot, we were both in our pants but I'd left my trainers by the door and slipped into them as I ran out. Bloody good job as the scumbag had smashed a bottle of perfume he'd stolen from somewhere which is what sliced my mates foot up.king addick said:
Does that count as an accident at work for him?Carter said:
Outside, literally in my neighbours van. So we restrained him with necessary force. From how full the backpack and carrier bag was he had with him he'd been busyDaveMehmet said:
In your place mate?Carter said:Catching thieves red handed
The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
Serious note, Fair play though, stealing someones means to earn a living is totally wrong.
In all seriousness, he works on price and has had to miss a day today so the police could speak to us.
As @TCE says, we all hate avoidable accidents. My post incident risk assessment for him was 'don't be a fucking thief' if you want to not slip over and lose teeth0 - Sponsored links:
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They don't call me buckshee for nothingRaith_C_Chattonell said:buckshee
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adjectiveBRITISHinformal
free of charge.
"a buckshee brandy"1 -
fixed that one for youA-R-T-H-U-R said:When members of Spandau Ballet get a worthwhile job
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Finding 40 quid amongst a bunch of crap in a kItchen draw. Better keep my mouth shut or the missus will claim it!4
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Receiving a letter from the HMRC advising you have paid too much tax and here is a large check for x amount.5
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Bollocks, thats where I left it!!charltonJ said:Finding 40 quid amongst a bunch of crap in a kItchen draw. Better keep my mouth shut or the missus will claim it!
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The M25 clockwise this morning. A peach of a journey, looked shit the other way but for once I was not held up at all. Even the devious variable limits didn't halt me and my travelling brethren0
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Last time I got one, they claimed it back 3 months later, saying they has made a mistakebolloxbolder said:Receiving a letter from the HMRC advising you have paid too much tax and here is a large check for x amount.
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They've given me a refund and by my calculations they've given me £8 too much back. Dont reckon they'll notice though.ross1 said:
Last time I got one, they claimed it back 3 months later, saying they has made a mistakebolloxbolder said:Receiving a letter from the HMRC advising you have paid too much tax and here is a large check for x amount.
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Seeing the images of our baby from the 12 week scan today... Already know its mine from the extremely laid back posture it appeared to be in!!8
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Congratulations mate.ForeverAddickted said:Seeing the images of our baby from the 12 week scan today... Already know its mine from the extremely laid back posture it appeared to be in!!
Lets hope his or her match predictions are a bit more interesting. 6 - Sponsored links:
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What the hell were you doing in the Kitchen? It's no place for a man.charltonJ said:Finding 40 quid amongst a bunch of crap in a kItchen draw. Better keep my mouth shut or the missus will claim it!
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He was burgling the house at the time!ricky_otto said:
What the hell were you doing in the Kitchen? It's no place for a man.charltonJ said:Finding 40 quid amongst a bunch of crap in a kItchen draw. Better keep my mouth shut or the missus will claim it!
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Mrs is at work, kids are in bed and I'm on the sofa with a can of Stella and a bag of peanuts ready to watch the football
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Sportsmania0
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hearing a song that you haven't heard for ages that brings back memories of good times in the past.
This morning heard The Waterboys - Whole of the moon
Probably not heard for 5 years or so, but for me, reminds me of my Ibiza '90 holiday (even though released years before).3 -
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Mrs is at work, kids are in bed and I'm on the sofa with a can of Stella and a box of tissues ready to watch babestation
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I wanted to watch babestation last night but it was just a naked fat man sat on a sofa.
Then I realised I hadn't turned the telly on.
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Saw The Waterboys at a festival at the weekend, it was the only song I knew of theirs!MrOneLung said:hearing a song that you haven't heard for ages that brings back memories of good times in the past.
This morning heard The Waterboys - Whole of the moon
Probably not heard for 5 years or so, but for me, reminds me of my Ibiza '90 holiday (even though released years before).0 -
Just watched the video of babies and adults hearing for the first time on the Twitter thread, brilliant0
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Emilia Clarke - The rare times she smiles in GOT she's amazing.1
