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  • Stig said:

    The sound of ice cubes cracking as you pour a nice cold drink over them.

    Not to be a pedant, but the drink can't be that cold if it is causing the ice to crack.

    In fact I know it isn't that cold as you're chilling it.
  • might be maintaining the coldness of the drink
  • Carter said:

    Carter said:

    Catching thieves red handed

    In your place mate?
    Outside, literally in my neighbours van. So we restrained him with necessary force. From how full the backpack and carrier bag was he had with him he'd been busy

    The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
    Does that count as an accident at work for him?


    Serious note, Fair play though, stealing someones means to earn a living is totally wrong.
    Maybe he should speak to one of those damage chasing lawyers. My mate next door has a horrible cut on his foot, we were both in our pants but I'd left my trainers by the door and slipped into them as I ran out. Bloody good job as the scumbag had smashed a bottle of perfume he'd stolen from somewhere which is what sliced my mates foot up.

    In all seriousness, he works on price and has had to miss a day today so the police could speak to us.

    As @TCE says, we all hate avoidable accidents. My post incident risk assessment for him was 'don't be a fucking thief' if you want to not slip over and lose teeth
  • edited August 2017
    MrOneLung said:

    might be maintaining the coldness of the drink

    Maybe, but the ice is still far colder hence the crack, which is caused by the drink being much warmer than the ice. This is known as differential expansion (the ice core is remaining neutral whilst the outside is trying to expand rapidly due to the comparatively warmer beverage.)
  • Carter said:

    Carter said:

    Carter said:

    Catching thieves red handed

    In your place mate?
    Outside, literally in my neighbours van. So we restrained him with necessary force. From how full the backpack and carrier bag was he had with him he'd been busy

    The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
    Does that count as an accident at work for him?


    Serious note, Fair play though, stealing someones means to earn a living is totally wrong.
    Maybe he should speak to one of those damage chasing lawyers. My mate next door has a horrible cut on his foot, we were both in our pants but I'd left my trainers by the door and slipped into them as I ran out. Bloody good job as the scumbag had smashed a bottle of perfume he'd stolen from somewhere which is what sliced my mates foot up.

    In all seriousness, he works on price and has had to miss a day today so the police could speak to us.

    As @TCE says, we all hate avoidable accidents. My post incident risk assessment for him was 'don't be a fucking thief' - if you want to not slip over - and lose your teeth
    That could be a slogan!
  • Carter said:

    Carter said:

    Carter said:

    Catching thieves red handed

    In your place mate?
    Outside, literally in my neighbours van. So we restrained him with necessary force. From how full the backpack and carrier bag was he had with him he'd been busy

    The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
    Does that count as an accident at work for him?


    Serious note, Fair play though, stealing someones means to earn a living is totally wrong.
    Maybe he should speak to one of those damage chasing lawyers. My mate next door has a horrible cut on his foot, we were both in our pants but I'd left my trainers by the door and slipped into them as I ran out. Bloody good job as the scumbag had smashed a bottle of perfume he'd stolen from somewhere which is what sliced my mates foot up.

    In all seriousness, he works on price and has had to miss a day today so the police could speak to us.

    As @TCE says, we all hate avoidable accidents. My post incident risk assessment for him was 'don't be a fucking thief' if you want to not slip over and lose teeth
    Na totally agree, I remembered a story after posting my comment and a burglar tried to claim loss of earnings in court after being caught and put in hospital! Shocked me more that some scumbag solicitor wanted to represent him!
  • Dazzler21 said:

    Stig said:

    The sound of ice cubes cracking as you pour a nice cold drink over them.

    Not to be a pedant, but the drink can't be that cold if it is causing the ice to crack.

    In fact I know it isn't that cold as you're chilling it.

    You are being a bit though, Daz...
  • Carter said:

    Carter said:

    Catching thieves red handed

    In your place mate?
    Outside, literally in my neighbours van. So we restrained him with necessary force. From how full the backpack and carrier bag was he had with him he'd been busy

    The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
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  • Carter said:

    Carter said:

    Carter said:

    Catching thieves red handed

    In your place mate?
    Outside, literally in my neighbours van. So we restrained him with necessary force. From how full the backpack and carrier bag was he had with him he'd been busy

    The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
    Does that count as an accident at work for him?


    Serious note, Fair play though, stealing someones means to earn a living is totally wrong.
    Maybe he should speak to one of those damage chasing lawyers. My mate next door has a horrible cut on his foot, we were both in our pants but I'd left my trainers by the door and slipped into them as I ran out. Bloody good job as the scumbag had smashed a bottle of perfume he'd stolen from somewhere which is what sliced my mates foot up.

    In all seriousness, he works on price and has had to miss a day today so the police could speak to us.

    As @TCE says, we all hate avoidable accidents. My post incident risk assessment for him was 'don't be a fucking thief' if you want to not slip over and lose teeth
    Na totally agree, I remembered a story after posting my comment and a burglar tried to claim loss of earnings in court after being caught and put in hospital! Shocked me more that some scumbag solicitor wanted to represent him!
    Should pop round to the solicitor's gaff while he's in court and pick up a few bits and bobs.
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  • buckshee
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    adjectiveBRITISHinformal
    free of charge.
    "a buckshee brandy"

    They don't call me buckshee for nothing
  • When members of Spandau Ballet get a worthwhile job
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    fixed that one for you
  • Finding 40 quid amongst a bunch of crap in a kItchen draw. Better keep my mouth shut or the missus will claim it!
  • charltonJ said:

    Finding 40 quid amongst a bunch of crap in a kItchen draw. Better keep my mouth shut or the missus will claim it!

    Bollocks, thats where I left it!! ;)
  • The M25 clockwise this morning. A peach of a journey, looked shit the other way but for once I was not held up at all. Even the devious variable limits didn't halt me and my travelling brethren
  • Receiving a letter from the HMRC advising you have paid too much tax and here is a large check for x amount.

    Last time I got one, they claimed it back 3 months later, saying they has made a mistake
  • ross1 said:

    Receiving a letter from the HMRC advising you have paid too much tax and here is a large check for x amount.

    Last time I got one, they claimed it back 3 months later, saying they has made a mistake
    They've given me a refund and by my calculations they've given me £8 too much back. Dont reckon they'll notice though.
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  • charltonJ said:

    Finding 40 quid amongst a bunch of crap in a kItchen draw. Better keep my mouth shut or the missus will claim it!

    What the hell were you doing in the Kitchen? It's no place for a man.
  • Mrs is at work, kids are in bed and I'm on the sofa with a can of Stella and a bag of peanuts ready to watch the football

  • Sportsmania
  • hearing a song that you haven't heard for ages that brings back memories of good times in the past.

    This morning heard The Waterboys - Whole of the moon

    Probably not heard for 5 years or so, but for me, reminds me of my Ibiza '90 holiday (even though released years before).
  • MrOneLung said:

    hearing a song that you haven't heard for ages that brings back memories of good times in the past.

    This morning heard The Waterboys - Whole of the moon

    Probably not heard for 5 years or so, but for me, reminds me of my Ibiza '90 holiday (even though released years before).

    Saw The Waterboys at a festival at the weekend, it was the only song I knew of theirs!
  • Just watched the video of babies and adults hearing for the first time on the Twitter thread, brilliant
  • Emilia Clarke - The rare times she smiles in GOT she's amazing.
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