I was as appalled as the next man at the needless slaughter of the eight Humboldt penguins at Chessington zoo.
I was amused however, when the BBC described the fox involved in this heinous crime as extra cunning and a real one off.
I could not help but picture this 'extra' cunning fox with his extra bushy tail and twinkle in his eye. A fox so cunning that he could even outfox other foxes.
Meanwhile as he slyly licks his evil lips back at his den he'll be content in the certain knowledge that no stupid human will ever bring him to justice.
I was as appalled as the next man at the needless slaughter of the eight Humboldt penguins at Chessington zoo.
I was amused however, when the BBC described the fox involved in this heinous crime as extra cunning and a real one off.
I could not help but picture this 'extra' cunning fox with his extra bushy tail and twinkle in his eye. A fox so cunning that he could even outfox other foxes.
Meanwhile as he slyly licks his evil lips back at his den he'll be content in the certain knowledge that no stupid human will ever bring him to justice.
Instead his head will get smashed in by someone in a car or van or lorry, speeding no doubt, late at night whilst texting and driving....
Finding out that the £100 per year spent on Dog S*** bags is classed as expenditure and therefore Tax deductible which keeps my earnings as pensioner below any threshold which = Zero Tax. Theres money to be learnt in picking up your Dog S***
Finding out that the £100 per year spent on Dog S*** bags is classed as expenditure and therefore Tax deductible which keeps my earnings as pensioner below any threshold which = Zero Tax. Theres money to be learnt in picking up your Dog S***
Thought you were more of a cat man?
Yes I am gonna post this every time i see you mention your dogs until I get bored.
Finding out that the £100 per year spent on Dog S*** bags is classed as expenditure and therefore Tax deductible which keeps my earnings as pensioner below any threshold which = Zero Tax. Theres money to be learnt in picking up your Dog S***
Thought you were more of a cat man?
Yes I am gonna post this every time i see you mention your dogs until I get bored.
Get chatting to the guy next to me on a flight back to Gatwick and not only is he a very nice chap he's also a Charlton fan and it turns out a lifer. Didn't share usernames as I wasn't sure if it had an argument with him before and he was bigger than me!
Gave me an excuse to chat Charlton for quite a while which I thoroughly enjoyed. Nice meeting you whoever you are!
Clothing websites that offer free delivery for orders over a certain amount but also free returns. Meaning I order more items than I want just so I don't have to pay postage either way .
Outside, literally in my neighbours van. So we restrained him with necessary force. From how full the backpack and carrier bag was he had with him he'd been busy
The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
Outside, literally in my neighbours van. So we restrained him with necessary force. From how full the backpack and carrier bag was he had with him he'd been busy
The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
Nice one mate, 6 fewer teeth to bite the pillow with inside.
Outside, literally in my neighbours van. So we restrained him with necessary force. From how full the backpack and carrier bag was he had with him he'd been busy
The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
Does that count as an accident at work for him?
Serious note, Fair play though, stealing someones means to earn a living is totally wrong.
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Made my Sunday.
'Ben is there anything that could happen in your life that would make you happier?'
'If lychees were in season'.
You wouldn't believe his late granddad used to be a right Millwall herbert in the 70s...
I was amused however, when the BBC described the fox involved in this heinous crime as extra cunning and a real one off.
I could not help but picture this 'extra' cunning fox with his extra bushy tail and twinkle in his eye. A fox so cunning that he could even outfox other foxes.
Meanwhile as he slyly licks his evil lips back at his den he'll be content in the certain knowledge that no stupid human will ever bring him to justice.
Ding dong.
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Estonian cup match. 15 seconds to watch.
Yes I am gonna post this every time i see you mention your dogs until I get bored.
Gave me an excuse to chat Charlton for quite a while which I thoroughly enjoyed. Nice meeting you whoever you are!
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free of charge.
"a buckshee brandy"
The filthy bastard went at us with a set of keys, tripped, fell and now has six fewer teeth. Police have been brilliant and from what I'm hearing he fits the description of others CCTV images of him.
Today is a good Monday though!
Serious note, Fair play though, stealing someones means to earn a living is totally wrong.