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  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    When an American Injury Lawyer puts his mug on the side of a bus, but doesnt anticipate anyone opening the window. Chipmunk wanker.
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  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    edited May 2017
    The following tale doesn't please me, but it involves comeuppance. Some might call it Karma.

    From The Evening Standard:
    A big game hunter has been crushed to death by an elephant which was shot by another member of his group in Zimbabwe.

    South African Theunis Botha, 51, who is well-known for his trophy hunting exploits, was leading an expedition in a game reserve when they ran into a group of elephants.

    The elephants, including pregnant females, reportedly became distressed and three charged towards the hunters.

    Mr Botha began shooting with his rifle which prompted a fourth elephant to rush towards him and lift him up with her trunk, according to Netwerk24.

    Another member of his party then reportedly fired at the elephant, which collapsed dead on top of Mr Botha, killing him as well.

    standard.co.uk/news/world/south-african-trophy-hunter-dies-after-being-crushed-by-dying-elephant-a3545411.html
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    Taking my fit as a fiddle neighbour to the local pub/restaurant for his 91st birthday and getting a thank you card before retiring to bed the same evening.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    This morning at training I was introduced to a lady with a Staffordshire bull terrier, she had rescued it a 9 nine months old it still had pink pads on its feet, a tell tail sign its not been walked and now at 11 month old she was told by 2 vets to have the boy PTS and 2 so called "trainers" after taking a couple of hundred quid off the lady told her to muzzle it when out walking. Our first 5 minutes and the dog had sunk its teeth into my wrist breaking the skin and bruising it up. The lady asked me what we do now, my reply was to tell her before the end of our one hour session we would achieve a goal and what would she like it to be? She said she would like him to walk down the street without barking at people or dogs. I told her we would aim a bit higher than that. Our goal would be that her dog and my boy would be "Off Lead" together in the training paddock watching her face assume one of total shock. 40 minutes after teaching him how to behave, we had one owner with tears of joy and one happy Staffy "I fecking love my job"image
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,673
    Surfing through Youtube music videos and coming across a classic.

    Watching this drummer in action has really cheered me up this morning.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9kPfelTEds
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    The same sex partnership thing going in our flock, two hens bringing up 2 chicks together. #everyoneiswelcomehere
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited June 2017
    ....gonna be a fuckin heartbreaking decision on Friday when I cull one of the mums for the pot #mansgottaeat
  • SWEnglandAddick
    SWEnglandAddick Posts: 877
    Spotting a fellow Charlton sufferer in Gloucester yesterday.
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    Cynical tory scumbags being hoisted high by their own hubris. Couldn't drop the reckless self-serving trough feeders from high enough.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    The General Election being over. Finally social media can go back to be funny again.
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  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    A day at the cricket reminiscing with old team mates.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Seeing that Andorra have beaten Hungary in WC Qualifiers!!
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,596
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Kym Marsh's oral skills.
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    ValleyGary said:

    Kym Marsh's oral skills.

    Ha, I had just come on this thread to post the same thing lol.
    She must have honed her skills by watching the 1990 Germany vs Holland WC game...
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    edited June 2017
    Jnr coming over for a BBQ yesterday, armed with 2 boxes of mint Adidas trainers that he has given to me (good job we have the same sized feet), and he has only worn them once or twice.
    'Hand me up trainers' is the way forward.
    Result!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Greenie said:

    Jnr coming over for a BBQ yesterday, armed with 2 boxes of mint Adidas trainers that he has given to me (good job we have the same sized feet), and he has only worn them once or twice.
    'Hand me up trainers' is the way forward.
    Result!

    All you've got to do now is wait to see what he's done to piss you off so much that he needed to soften the blow with a couple of pairs of trainers.
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,849
    edited June 2017
    Looking at a bank statement and seeing you've got money in your account than thought!
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,673
    edited June 2017
    Greenie said:

    Jnr coming over for a BBQ yesterday, armed with 2 boxes of mint Adidas trainers that he has given to me (good job we have the same sized feet), and he has only worn them once or twice.
    'Hand me up trainers' is the way forward.
    Result!

    Mint? I guess I'm old school, I prefer black or white.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    JohnBoyUK said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Kym Marsh's oral skills.

    Ha, I had just come on this thread to post the same thing lol.
    She must have honed her skills by watching the 1990 Germany vs Holland WC game...
    Can anyone ahem point me to a site that I could this please?
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  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,446
    MrOneLung said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Kym Marsh's oral skills.

    Ha, I had just come on this thread to post the same thing lol.
    She must have honed her skills by watching the 1990 Germany vs Holland WC game...
    Can anyone ahem point me to a site that I could this please?
    https://youtu.be/pTfma-LoiYY
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    ValleyGary said:

    Kym Marsh's oral skills.

    seconded.

  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    MrOneLung said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Kym Marsh's oral skills.

    Ha, I had just come on this thread to post the same thing lol.
    She must have honed her skills by watching the 1990 Germany vs Holland WC game...
    Can anyone ahem point me to a site that I could this please?
    The Frappening is your friend.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    ValleyGary said:

    Kym Marsh's oral skills.

    Very impressive!!
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    ValleyGary said:

    Kym Marsh's oral skills.

    I wasn't aware of this, so thanks for bringing it to my attention. Impressive indeed!!
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited June 2017
    Copper milk theft and it's consequences.
    Halifax Police Station tweet.
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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Kym Marsh's oral skills.

    I wasn't aware of this, so thanks for bringing it to my attention. Impressive indeed!!
    Bit gobby if you ask me.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,982
    We tried ostrich steak for dinner. It was lovely.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,673
    Chas Hodges ready to perform again following his cancer treatment.

    (He will be supporting Phil Collins at Hyde Park on Friday, June 30th.)
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Covered End said:

    We tried ostrich steak for dinner. It was lovely.

    Finally got your head out of the sand and tried it?

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