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  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    More things that crack me up, but I can't stop watching that video of the Irish family trying to catch the bat
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,591
    Being in a pub that's doing a meat raffle. In a place called Rowlands Castle in W Sussex, can't remember the last time I saw one.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Me dad's Stanley No. 4 smoothing plane that he gave me on my last visit. Just used it straight out the box after more than 20 years.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    DaveMehmet said:

    Being in a pub that's doing a meat raffle. In a place called Rowlands Castle in W Sussex, can't remember the last time I saw one.

    Reagan's Bar up Cascades Leisure Centre in Gravesend still do em mate, I thought the same as you when the fella came to pick his voucher up the other week
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    cabbles said:

    More things that crack me up, but I can't stop watching that video of the Irish family trying to catch the bat

    What about this, the funniest clip on YouTube imo


    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WoLbdQi3MIg
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    cabbles said:

    More things that crack me up, but I can't stop watching that video of the Irish family trying to catch the bat

    What about this, the funniest clip on YouTube imo


    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WoLbdQi3MIg
    "Quick, get some ice on it...." you couldn't write that shit!!
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    cabbles said:

    More things that crack me up, but I can't stop watching that video of the Irish family trying to catch the bat

    What about this, the funniest clip on YouTube imo


    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WoLbdQi3MIg
    Proper pissed myself at that
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Shorty shorts....
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Never gets old, I laugh me bollocks off every time I watch it
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    .....and that's before she even cracks her head on the washing line pole
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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    Getting up at 05.45 to take someone to the airport, having been up 'til 01.45 waiting to meet someone at a villa with the keys (they did not turn up - plane turned back due to emergency, replacement plane sent was smaller and my guests were not on it - didn't think to tell me). So, knackered and grumpy on the way back from the airport I spot my neighbour, who has mental health problems, walking up the hard shoulder of the dual carriageway. Apparently he had a bit of an issue last night and the police sent him to hospital in Faro for assessment. At about 06.30 they released him, but left him to find his own way back to Albufeira with no transport and no cash, 35km away! He wasn't even on the best walking route.

    I was so pleased to just happen to be in the right place at the right time to rescue the poor sod. The odds against must have been phenomenal!
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Reading this on the BBC

    But Palace - lacking in composure and confidence - were unable to capitalise on the chances that fell their way, with Scott Dann seeing two efforts from close range blocked on the line and heading a sitter wide in the closing stages.

    They remain without a league goal or point this season under Dutchman De Boer, chronically short of confidence and second bottom of the division.

    They are also the first side in 93 years to lose the first four matches of a top-flight season without scoring a goal, since Preston in 1924.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Dessert
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    1StevieG said:

    Dessert

    That ain't a crab stick though is it
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    edited September 2017
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    1StevieG said:

    Dessert

    That ain't a crab stick though is it
    No crabs were harmed in the making of this dessert.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Introducing my dogs to my latest puppy class to get the used seeing bigger dog, always an anxious time for new owners. image
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    T.C.E said:

    Introducing my dogs to my latest puppy class to get the used seeing bigger dog, always an anxious time for new owners. image

    You should train them to pick the puppies up in their mouth and Sprint off across the field. You then look all worried and say " oh Christ not again..."

  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,597
    Being able to return 3 bank/credit cards to someone who lost them on Friday night.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,944
    guinnessaddick said:

    Being able to return 3 bank/credit cards to someone who lost them on Friday night.

    After a weekend spending spree?
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,944
    The relief of reaching a toilet for a piss after a huge traffic jam.
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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,597
    North Lower Neil said:

    guinnessaddick said:

    Being able to return 3 bank/credit cards to someone who lost them on Friday night.

    After a weekend spending spree?
    Could of, as none of the cards had been signed on the back.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    DaveMehmet said:

    Being in a pub that's doing a meat raffle. In a place called Rowlands Castle in W Sussex, can't remember the last time I saw one.

    Last time I was in the Hare and Billett a couple of years back they had one.

    The British legion I'm a member of has one
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    cafcdave123 said:

    Picking up this, never worn, children's shirt for my boy.

    This arriving in absolute mint condition

  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    Bree Olson.
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    buckshee said:

    Bree Olson.

    I bet a few people will Google the name & not return to this site for a couple of hours.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,597
    happyvalley said:

    buckshee said:

    Bree Olson.

    I bet a few people will Google the name & not return to this site for a couple of minutes .
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Catching and swatting the bastad mozzy that was having a free drink. That's the last drink you'll be having you fecker.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Looking up at the stars in the night sky and realising the lengths of time it takes to see what you see now.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    Living in a place where you can see the stars lol
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,944
    1StevieG said:

    Looking up at the stars in the night sky and realising the lengths of time it takes to see what you see now.

    Always takes me a minute to get my head around the fact that wlthe star I'm looking at might not actually even be there anymore.

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