General things that Annoy you
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What time was that?RodneyCharltonTrotta said:
I told him to get off twitter once but he replied that he was too legit to quit.sillav nitram said:MC Hammer, does anyone give a shit what he tweets.
Delusional or what!4 -
My Missus, charging her phone!!
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On me honeymoon in Crete at a jolly lovely 5star hotel at the moment, being spoiled rotten, however every Russian I have seen here appears to hark from the Stone Age, what an appalling bunch of throwbacks they are.
Classless fucking imbeciles....!5 -
Nish Kumar.1
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Wish he would unpinch his noseNorth Lower Neil said:Nish Kumar.
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The M25.0
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Wasn't pretty this evening.Addickted2TheReds said:The M25.
A2 a nightmare as a result.
Serious fire that.0 -
The fat little ginger troll vicar. She was annoying on Gogglebox but she's something else on Celeb MasterChef.
For someone that's such a know it all, it's amazing she's devoted her life to a giant fairytale.9 -
Last night I was looking at the pic in the window of the Maddox Gallery on Westbourne Grove, it was there opening night.
The next thing I know, the security guard, jobsworth rushes over, asks if I could vacate the pavement because someone, presumably a celeb, was coming round the corner.
Fucking cheek, does celeb own the fucking pavement?
Of course I didn't think of that at the time and dutifully backed away bowing subserviently.
Celeb appears, cue paparazzi snapping, didn't have a clue who it was, looked a bit like Jamie Redknapp but wasn't!
Who the fuck do these people think they are?
Well they've messed with the wrong guy, revenge will be sweet.3 - Sponsored links:
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People who only butter one side of a sandwich0
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Who did this?i_b_b_o_r_g said:People who only butter one side of a sandwich
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Mr Keohane probably says that is the correct way to do it...i_b_b_o_r_g said:People who only butter one side of a sandwich
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I took K to do these women's hair and one of em made us all a sandwich. She was the philistinecafcdave123 said:
Who did this?i_b_b_o_r_g said:People who only butter one side of a sandwich
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You took K then attempted to cut hair?i_b_b_o_r_g said:
I took K to do these women's hair and one of em made us all a sandwich. She was the philistinecafcdave123 said:
Who did this?i_b_b_o_r_g said:People who only butter one side of a sandwich
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I cant even look at hair without a bit of KDaveMehmet said:
You took K then attempted to cut hair?i_b_b_o_r_g said:
I took K to do these women's hair and one of em made us all a sandwich. She was the philistinecafcdave123 said:
Who did this?i_b_b_o_r_g said:People who only butter one side of a sandwich
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I know I've said this before but it really winds me up how eager people are to get in front of a camera after a terrorist incident or similar breaking news story.
Just seen an interview with someone who wasn't on the train, didn't hear OR see the explosion but was walking past the station at the time.2 -
Dog shit through the letterbox?sillav nitram said:Last night I was looking at the pic in the window of the Maddox Gallery on Westbourne Grove, it was there opening night.
The next thing I know, the security guard, jobsworth rushes over, asks if I could vacate the pavement because someone, presumably a celeb, was coming round the corner.
Fucking cheek, does celeb own the fucking pavement?
Of course I didn't think of that at the time and dutifully backed away bowing subserviently.
Celeb appears, cue paparazzi snapping, didn't have a clue who it was, looked a bit like Jamie Redknapp but wasn't!
Who the fuck do these people think they are?
Well they've messed with the wrong guy, revenge will be sweet.1 -
People that approach roundabouts without looking to the right before approaching meaning they stop even though there's no one to give way to.10
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Land Rover drivers on the motorway who seem to think that indicating right entitles them to move into the overtaking lane even though there's no gap to speak of between the vehicles they insist upon pushing into.
I'd like to nail these bastards to a cross at the side of the road next to a big bucket of shit and disposable gloves that anyone side swiped by them can stop and throw at their tattered, tortured bodies for recreation.
Instead I make do with following them to the services and writing 'I drive like a twat' on the back in bright lipstick while they're having a slash inside.
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I seem to have arrived at Woolwich and found myself on the same platform as a wild spouting Rasta carrying a carpet.
Not seen anything like it but he's definitely channeling an inner something....spirits maybe.0 -
I hope you are a female IdleHans or should we be worriedIdleHans said:Land Rover drivers on the motorway who seem to think that indicating right entitles them to move into the overtaking lane even though there's no gap to speak of between the vehicles they insist upon pushing into.
I'd like to nail these bastards to a cross at the side of the road next to a big bucket of shit and disposable gloves that anyone side swiped by them can stop and throw at their tattered, tortured bodies for recreation.
Instead I make do with following them to the services and writing 'I drive like a twat' on the back in bright lipstick while they're having a slash inside.
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I'm not, but it's a bastard to clean off1
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I love only fools and horses, but how many ways can UK Gold package up different ways to show all the episodes. I've probably seen some of them verging on 100s of times. Yet every couple of months they say, we've got a themed night involving all of Del's dodgy deals
And there also seems to be periods when I catch the same one over and over when I'm flicking through sky1 -
so your the bastard who's just ruined my Rover - it took my servant ages to clean that off !!IdleHans said:Land Rover drivers on the motorway who seem to think that indicating right entitles them to move into the overtaking lane even though there's no gap to speak of between the vehicles they insist upon pushing into.
I'd like to nail these bastards to a cross at the side of the road next to a big bucket of shit and disposable gloves that anyone side swiped by them can stop and throw at their tattered, tortured bodies for recreation.
Instead I make do with following them to the services and writing 'I drive like a twat' on the back in bright lipstick while they're having a slash inside.0 -
You'd best have a word with your chauffeur then.golfaddick said:
so your the bastard who's just ruined my Rover - it took my servant ages to clean that off !!IdleHans said:Land Rover drivers on the motorway who seem to think that indicating right entitles them to move into the overtaking lane even though there's no gap to speak of between the vehicles they insist upon pushing into.
I'd like to nail these bastards to a cross at the side of the road next to a big bucket of shit and disposable gloves that anyone side swiped by them can stop and throw at their tattered, tortured bodies for recreation.
Instead I make do with following them to the services and writing 'I drive like a twat' on the back in bright lipstick while they're having a slash inside.0 -
Closing down threads because they politically do not agree with your liberal view.5
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The baggage carousel at airports.
Am I the only person to realise your bag aint coming any quicker because your knees are rubbing the cases as they go around and you and your wife and your kids and your baby buggy and the cases you've already taken off that are camped out in way to form a human barrier are just making it so much more of a pain in the arse for everyone to get their own bags.
Take a step or two back, get the missus and kids to wait 10 feet away and we'll all be able to see our bags and get them off without smacking everyone else in the shins with what remains of the luggage after the baggege handlers have dragged them around the airport.12 -
Are you sure it's a carpet and not a giant spliff?Alwaysneil said:I seem to have arrived at Woolwich and found myself on the same platform as a wild spouting Rasta carrying a carpet.
Not seen anything like it but he's definitely channeling an inner something....spirits maybe.2 -
I make a point of saying loudly to the wife "You just wait there behind the line like you are supposed to love, I'll bring the cases to you", and then if they are still in the way, swing my case very close to them when I take it off...Bournemouth Addick said:The baggage carousel at airports.
Am I the only person to realise your bag aint coming any quicker because your knees are rubbing the cases as they go around and you and your wife and your kids and your baby buggy and the cases you've already taken off that are camped out in way to form a human barrier are just making it so much more of a pain in the arse for everyone to get their own bags.
Take a step or two back, get the missus and kids to wait 10 feet away and we'll all be able to see our bags and get them off without smacking everyone else in the shins with what remains of the luggage after the baggege handlers have dragged them around the airport.0
