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CRYSTAL PALACE HAVE SCORED A GOAL

Uboat
Uboat Posts: 12,261
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Remember where you were when you heard the news. Your grandchildren will want to know.
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  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,609
    Hahaha, using up their goal allowance in the Cowabunga Cup
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,898
    Fuck em
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,181
    blackpool72 said:

    Fuck em

    No thanks... Will catch something!!
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,950
    Coincidence or what.

    Was just dropping off the kids when Sako scored.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,486
    So pleased for the 6,000 glaziers fans who saw it.
  • SE7toSG3
    SE7toSG3 Posts: 3,140
    my Grand children may remember it but the thing is,

    When I was a little baby boy,
    My Grandad gave me a cute little toy,
    A Palace fan hanging on a string.....
  • SomervilleAddick
    SomervilleAddick Posts: 3,602
    I hear they've arranged an open top bus around Thornton Heath to celebrate this momentous achievement. No school tomorrow in Croydon.
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 64,426
    edited September 2017
    Longer they stay in this the better. Hope Roy takes them to the two legged semi final and then get spanked over two legs by a City/Utd/Chelsea.

    Want them to take the distraction as far as possible without the enjoyment of a visit to Wembley or a cup win or European football.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,092
    They did score in the previous round as well....
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,789
    The Bookies can close the Palace goal of the month now

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  • Holdkneebomb
    Holdkneebomb Posts: 1,271
    NOT A SINGLE BABY BORN LAST YEAR WAS NAMED NIGEL

  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,756
    Holdkneebomb said:

    NOT A SINGLE BABY BORN LAST YEAR WAS NAMED NIGEL

    After all this excitement last night I reckon there will be a few in about 9 months from now.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,181
    Scoham said:

    Holdkneebomb said:

    NOT A SINGLE BABY BORN LAST YEAR WAS NAMED NIGEL

    After all this excitement last night I reckon there will be a few in about 9 months from now.
    You seriously think they have Girlfriends?
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,756
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Scoham said:

    Holdkneebomb said:

    NOT A SINGLE BABY BORN LAST YEAR WAS NAMED NIGEL

    After all this excitement last night I reckon there will be a few in about 9 months from now.
    You seriously think they have Girlfriends?
    How else do they get new fans?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,486
    Scoham said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    Scoham said:

    Holdkneebomb said:

    NOT A SINGLE BABY BORN LAST YEAR WAS NAMED NIGEL

    After all this excitement last night I reckon there will be a few in about 9 months from now.
    You seriously think they have Girlfriends?
    How else do they get new fans?
    Scoham said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    Scoham said:

    Holdkneebomb said:

    NOT A SINGLE BABY BORN LAST YEAR WAS NAMED NIGEL

    After all this excitement last night I reckon there will be a few in about 9 months from now.
    You seriously think they have Girlfriends?
    How else do they get new fans?
    Offering the chance to see the premier league stars of the future?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,181
    Scoham said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    Scoham said:

    Holdkneebomb said:

    NOT A SINGLE BABY BORN LAST YEAR WAS NAMED NIGEL

    After all this excitement last night I reckon there will be a few in about 9 months from now.
    You seriously think they have Girlfriends?
    How else do they get new fans?
    I thought they just used this bloke...?

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  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,463
    Just saw this thread and thought they'd broken their duck.

    But then saw their score and realised they just broken their record.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,678
    edited September 2017
    Yep. Them losing at The Etihad while we draw at home with the mighty Bury.

    Yes it's fun laughing at them but the tears of a clown and all that.

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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Scoham said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    Scoham said:

    Holdkneebomb said:

    NOT A SINGLE BABY BORN LAST YEAR WAS NAMED NIGEL

    After all this excitement last night I reckon there will be a few in about 9 months from now.
    You seriously think they have Girlfriends?
    How else do they get new fans?
    Incest.
  • mid_life_crisis
    mid_life_crisis Posts: 3,277
    edited September 2017
    We've got nothing to crow about, but I still like the fact that in their last 5 league visits to City, they are 18-0 down on aggregate.
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,182
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Yep. Them losing at The Etihad while we draw at home with the mighty Bury.

    Yes it's fun laughing at them but the tears of a clown and all that.

    There's always one! We're literally scraping the bottom of the barrel for any kind of enjoyment these days, yes it's sad but we have nothing else.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,405
    Friend Or Defoe said:

    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Yep. Them losing at The Etihad while we draw at home with the mighty Bury.

    Yes it's fun laughing at them but the tears of a clown and all that.

    There's always one! We're literally scraping the bottom of the barrel for any kind of enjoyment these days, yes it's sad but we have nothing else.
    Absolutely.
    Another sad fact, no matter how bad their season turns out, and I hope it's a stinker, we don't look like we will play them next season.
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 36,280
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,220
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Yep. Them losing at The Etihad while we draw at home with the mighty Bury.

    Yes it's fun laughing at them but the tears of a clown and all that.

    I see no reason for us not to enjoy their situation, and I wish I could hide these kinds of messages. Palace threads should be reserved for revelling in their absolute abject misery. We've got plenty of threads to bemoan our own situation, go read one of them.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,376
    edited September 2017
    Can only imagine the extra torture they are going through as they look to see us grab a home point off the mighty Bury to cement our 7th place in League One in front of a sub 10k crowd . You just know they’d give everything to swap places with us right now .
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,452
    edited September 2017
    This, the Pardew and the Spanner relegation thread are the only joy on this site anymore. Perfect antidote from wallowing in our own mediocrity.

    Whose Rack and Would'ya have all but disappeared and all that's left are RIP threads, political threads for the resident blow hards and everything else revolves around what more that Belgian maniac and his mute bitch can do to fuck up our once beautiful football club!

    Palarse with the next few games to come have the opportunity to create an embarrassment of a record that will take another century to be beaten... joy!
  • rananegra
    rananegra Posts: 3,715
    I like the fact that they have now set a record for ALL FOUR DIVISIONS of losing their first 6 without scoring.

    Someone is going to have to have a really bad start to equal that. And bear in mind they spent more on one player than our entire squad is worth.

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