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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    Trying to go Posh v Posh, they've tried kid for quid. Ticket and a Pint for a Fiver and now its afternoon tea. Here's a novel idea, drop the gimmicks, run it like a football club. Support your chosen manager and invest in the squad, people will turn up then you can get them to spend even more money once they are there. If they think people are going to say lets go to Charlton they are doing afternoon tea they are even more misguided than I think they are.
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,996
    I love afternoon tea. BUT not at the football
  • Airman Brown
    Airman Brown Posts: 15,734
    edited September 2017
    It's as likely to be the catering company's idea as the club's. I think they dropped a brick when they did up the Vista Lounge and have been scrambling to sell it ever since. And no, it doesn't matter of itself, but I think the club should try to avoid putting out publicity material in its name with such childish errors in it.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,480
    Ah, but just as important......does one say....... scon or scown?
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420

    It's as likely to be the catering company's idea as the club's. I think they dropped a brick when they did up the Vista Lounge and have been scrambling to sell it ever since. And no, it doesn't matter of itself, but I think the club should try to avoid putting out publicity material in its name with such childish errors in it.

    Which one is the vista lounge, it's been a while! ;)
  • T.C.E said:

    It's as likely to be the catering company's idea as the club's. I think they dropped a brick when they did up the Vista Lounge and have been scrambling to sell it ever since. And no, it doesn't matter of itself, but I think the club should try to avoid putting out publicity material in its name with such childish errors in it.

    Which one is the vista lounge, it's been a while! ;)
    Rear of upper west.
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,315
    Nobody's told me if the Charlton House teas are worth it yet. Am I supposed to consult Tripadvisor or something? Ffs
  • Rob7Lee
    Rob7Lee Posts: 9,595
    At the right time and place you can't beat a cup of rosey lee and a scone with cream and jam. But I'd need to know;

    a) what tea is it
    b) what cream is it

    I bet the sandwiches are prawn.......

    And on the cream or jam first, what a ridiculous question, it's the cream first every time :wink:
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,195
    There aren't enough facepalm memes in the world...
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    And the clue to just how unpopular this sort of thing is, is right at the bottom: 'Just Pop Along, No Need To Book'.
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  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    We all know the Cornish are wronguns, no wonder they put jam on the bottom. Give them their independence I say.
  • I saw the thread title, and thought oh this will be interesting, I could highly recommend the Goring Hotel in London, wasn't thinking Charlton would be doing it, what a joke!
  • se9addick said:

    I think it's a big deal.
    I had a season ticket for forever to CAFC before I moved abroad to go and watch football, see a few friends/family and every now and then be thoroughly entertained by the sport I saw before me.
    I never went for the music, dancing, food, movies, rugby etc etc
    All those things I could and did do separately at venues befitting the experience.
    I want my once beloved club to just concentrate on putting money into a decent side that entertains and perhaps, just perhaps, the crowds may come back.
    Fecking eejits, the lot of them.

    But isn't there the possibility that other people go for reasons that you don't/didn't ?

    "Afternoon tea" isn't my style, but neither are half the things that go on around match days at the Valley but provided they don't interfere with my enjoyment (and having never been in the Vista Lounge in my life I doubt this wonderful offer will) then I can't see how it could possibly be "a big deal"?
    Yeah you're right.
    I shouldn't give a shit.
    I shouldn't care that they're trying to attract a completely different type of person to watch football nowadays.
    But I do.
    Funny that.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024

    se9addick said:

    I think it's a big deal.
    I had a season ticket for forever to CAFC before I moved abroad to go and watch football, see a few friends/family and every now and then be thoroughly entertained by the sport I saw before me.
    I never went for the music, dancing, food, movies, rugby etc etc
    All those things I could and did do separately at venues befitting the experience.
    I want my once beloved club to just concentrate on putting money into a decent side that entertains and perhaps, just perhaps, the crowds may come back.
    Fecking eejits, the lot of them.

    But isn't there the possibility that other people go for reasons that you don't/didn't ?

    "Afternoon tea" isn't my style, but neither are half the things that go on around match days at the Valley but provided they don't interfere with my enjoyment (and having never been in the Vista Lounge in my life I doubt this wonderful offer will) then I can't see how it could possibly be "a big deal"?
    Yeah you're right.
    I shouldn't give a shit.
    I shouldn't care that they're trying to attract a completely different type of person to watch football nowadays.
    But I do.
    Funny that.
    If it was any other ownership, I'd say it was quite benign. What's the harm? If a few people prefer a pot of tea rather than a pint, so what?

    But it's not any other ownership. It's the people who have been tearing this club apart with their pathetic ideas and lamentable incompetence. Frankly they are not trustworthy enough to run a tea party. I'll therefore view this with the same hatred and suspicion I use to view all their activities.
  • It's my birthday the day before. Please don't give my wife any ideas for a birthday surprise if you see her.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,291
    We would never have known to until you mentioned it TMA, so is that actually a hint?
  • Stig said:

    se9addick said:

    I think it's a big deal.
    I had a season ticket for forever to CAFC before I moved abroad to go and watch football, see a few friends/family and every now and then be thoroughly entertained by the sport I saw before me.
    I never went for the music, dancing, food, movies, rugby etc etc
    All those things I could and did do separately at venues befitting the experience.
    I want my once beloved club to just concentrate on putting money into a decent side that entertains and perhaps, just perhaps, the crowds may come back.
    Fecking eejits, the lot of them.

    But isn't there the possibility that other people go for reasons that you don't/didn't ?

    "Afternoon tea" isn't my style, but neither are half the things that go on around match days at the Valley but provided they don't interfere with my enjoyment (and having never been in the Vista Lounge in my life I doubt this wonderful offer will) then I can't see how it could possibly be "a big deal"?
    Yeah you're right.
    I shouldn't give a shit.
    I shouldn't care that they're trying to attract a completely different type of person to watch football nowadays.
    But I do.
    Funny that.
    If it was any other ownership, I'd say it was quite benign. What's the harm? If a few people prefer a pot of tea rather than a pint, so what?

    But it's not any other ownership. It's the people who have been tearing this club apart with their pathetic ideas and lamentable incompetence. Frankly they are not trustworthy enough to run a tea party. I'll therefore view this with the same hatred and suspicion I use to view all their activities.
    On a serious level for once, I would have thought it would have been a good idea if they had replaced the food stalls outside(when they had them) with little bars selling Belgian beers.

    The dwindling support I'm sure would make this venture worthwhile even now if they started it.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    Stig said:

    se9addick said:

    I think it's a big deal.
    I had a season ticket for forever to CAFC before I moved abroad to go and watch football, see a few friends/family and every now and then be thoroughly entertained by the sport I saw before me.
    I never went for the music, dancing, food, movies, rugby etc etc
    All those things I could and did do separately at venues befitting the experience.
    I want my once beloved club to just concentrate on putting money into a decent side that entertains and perhaps, just perhaps, the crowds may come back.
    Fecking eejits, the lot of them.

    But isn't there the possibility that other people go for reasons that you don't/didn't ?

    "Afternoon tea" isn't my style, but neither are half the things that go on around match days at the Valley but provided they don't interfere with my enjoyment (and having never been in the Vista Lounge in my life I doubt this wonderful offer will) then I can't see how it could possibly be "a big deal"?
    Yeah you're right.
    I shouldn't give a shit.
    I shouldn't care that they're trying to attract a completely different type of person to watch football nowadays.
    But I do.
    Funny that.
    If it was any other ownership, I'd say it was quite benign. What's the harm? If a few people prefer a pot of tea rather than a pint, so what?

    But it's not any other ownership. It's the people who have been tearing this club apart with their pathetic ideas and lamentable incompetence. Frankly they are not trustworthy enough to run a tea party. I'll therefore view this with the same hatred and suspicion I use to view all their activities.
    On a serious level for once, I would have thought it would have been a good idea if they had replaced the food stalls outside(when they had them) with little bars selling Belgian beers.

    The dwindling support I'm sure would make this venture worthwhile even now if they started it.
    I can see you are warming to Roly and Squirrel face - I knew you would crack eventually.
  • Stig said:

    se9addick said:

    I think it's a big deal.
    I had a season ticket for forever to CAFC before I moved abroad to go and watch football, see a few friends/family and every now and then be thoroughly entertained by the sport I saw before me.
    I never went for the music, dancing, food, movies, rugby etc etc
    All those things I could and did do separately at venues befitting the experience.
    I want my once beloved club to just concentrate on putting money into a decent side that entertains and perhaps, just perhaps, the crowds may come back.
    Fecking eejits, the lot of them.

    But isn't there the possibility that other people go for reasons that you don't/didn't ?

    "Afternoon tea" isn't my style, but neither are half the things that go on around match days at the Valley but provided they don't interfere with my enjoyment (and having never been in the Vista Lounge in my life I doubt this wonderful offer will) then I can't see how it could possibly be "a big deal"?
    Yeah you're right.
    I shouldn't give a shit.
    I shouldn't care that they're trying to attract a completely different type of person to watch football nowadays.
    But I do.
    Funny that.
    If it was any other ownership, I'd say it was quite benign. What's the harm? If a few people prefer a pot of tea rather than a pint, so what?

    But it's not any other ownership. It's the people who have been tearing this club apart with their pathetic ideas and lamentable incompetence. Frankly they are not trustworthy enough to run a tea party. I'll therefore view this with the same hatred and suspicion I use to view all their activities.
    On a serious level for once, I would have thought it would have been a good idea if they had replaced the food stalls outside(when they had them) with little bars selling Belgian beers.

    The dwindling support I'm sure would make this venture worthwhile even now if they started it.
    I can see you are warming to Roly and Squirrel face - I knew you would crack eventually.
    I like to give a balanced view!

    Besides, Duchatelet needs the revenue.........
  • We should show up and create our version of the Boston tea party.
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    It's my birthday the day before. Please don't give my wife any ideas for a birthday surprise if you see her.

    I’m seeing her later (it is Thursday after all) :wink: - i’ll Mention it to her.
  • It's my birthday the day before. Please don't give my wife any ideas for a birthday surprise if you see her.

    I’m seeing her later (it is Thursday after all) :wink: - i’ll Mention it to her.
    With his user name Dicky I'm not surprised.

    You dirty randy devil.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024

    We should show up and create our version of the Boston tea party.

    Here's some options for the big event:

    - We buy a packet of PG Tips and ceremoniously dump it in the Thames.
    - We send a crack squad of gatecrashers to the afternoon tea and disrupt the waiting staff by asking endless questions regarding the sandwiches and whether or not they are vegetarian.
    - We nominate their leaflet for a 'Foot in Mouth' award with the Campaign for Plain English. That reminds me, I nominated Duchatelet's rant last year. I never heard anything back from them though, so I checked on their website this morning and found that for some reason the bloody pinkos had decided that Boris Johnson, Donald Trump and Sarah Palin were all more worthy.
    - We disrupt a match by each throwing a tea bag on the pitch.
    - We all get seats near the directors box and annoy Meire by shouting 'Hey Monkey' at her in the style of Johnny Vegas.
    - We annoy Sue Parkes by sending her a fake free ticket to The Great British Bake Off.
    - We send and elite task force to St Truiden to humiliate Two Shats by de-bagging him and laughing at his little withered tea bag... [err, I think think that's enough, we've hit the nadir there].
  • well its about bloody time. I think we have all said what Charlton need is a good afternoon tea. I hope from this there might be a chance to bring back the sofa as well as a nice wooden coffee table in front so we have space to lay out the cucumber sandwiches and our apple mac laptops. I also feel we didn't give the quinoa salads, flatbreads and pulled pork that used to be served outside the ground enough of a go. in fact forget about the football altogether and just use the pitch as an area to brew some craft beer with possibly an organic garden to one side where we can sit, stroke our beards, drink Macchiato, send opinionated twitter posts and instagram photos whilst basking in our own sense of self worth.
  • With the Peterborough game postponed due to international call ups, the afternoon tea has also been postponed
  • You just beat me to it.
    What a shame.
    I do hope the prawns won't go to waste ;-)
  • You can stop frothing at the mouth now...
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,223
    edited September 2017
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    Did somebody say free scones?

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  • You can stop frothing at the mouth now...

    Only Scott Minto (still) makes me do that :-D