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  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    McBobbin said:

    People who answer the question "how do you like your tea"with "as it comes"

    Maybe it comes with three sugars, no milk and some scorched pubes.

    I hate the snobby expression "Builders Tea" for PG Tips, Tetley Typhoo etc. Just because it doesn't taste of Lavender or Fennel doesn't mean it's not tea you bloody middle class, rich, never done a days work in your life, stressed out about you privately educated kids, Chelsea Tractor driving bitch!
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Andy Townsend's use of the word "we",
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    The word 'shart'. It describes a fart that turns into a shit. The word itself is the wrong way round. Ludicrous portmanteau.

    Its that age old question ain it - What come first, the fart or the shit?
  • Old men with no shame, breaking wind and soiling themselves in public.
    They need a one way trip to Switzerland.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,603
    Skimmed milk, tastes disgusting.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421

    Old men with no shame, breaking wind and soiling themselves in public.
    They need a one way trip to Switzerland.

    FFS, will you lot leave me alone! ;)
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,003

    Old men with no shame, breaking wind and soiling themselves in public.
    They need a one way trip to Switzerland.

    You should watch the videos of Walmart in America entitled Walmart customers (or something similar), would not believe how Americans dress including some who have obviously messed themselves and are still shopping
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,169
    cabbles said:

    Sleep lack of

    Not conking out until 2am, only to get up again at 4.05, and then here my upstairs neighbour leave at 5.40am, my alarm set for 6am

    Fucking great

    join the club!
  • Skimmed milk, tastes disgusting.

    Full fat milk tastes disgusting
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    What is the definition of builders tea anyway? Few people at work in my office ask for it but I always ask if they want sugar and they say no. Any builders I've made tea for always take tons of sugar?!?!

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  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,437
    cabbles said:

    Farted on the escalator once, wasn't silent either

    Just heard a middle aged woman behind me say "you disgusting man"

    Really just came out before I could stop it. Wasn't purposeful

    I can top that. Farted on a bloke's head on the escalator once after he bent down to pick up the paper he'd just dropped. Was a left cheek sneak so I got away with it, like a boss.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,971

    What is the definition of builders tea anyway? Few people at work in my office ask for it but I always ask if they want sugar and they say no. Any builders I've made tea for always take tons of sugar?!?!

    My builder will only ever drink lapsang souchong.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040
    IdleHans said:

    What is the definition of builders tea anyway? Few people at work in my office ask for it but I always ask if they want sugar and they say no. Any builders I've made tea for always take tons of sugar?!?!

    My builder will only ever drink lapsang souchong.
    Is he (or she) a failed architect?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    Skimmed milk, tastes disgusting.

    Milk in general - can’t stand the stuff.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156

    The word 'shart'. It describes a fart that turns into a shit. The word itself is the wrong way round. Ludicrous portmanteau.

    Fait does not have the same impact though P is P...
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    People who don't want the dregs of the milk bottle but still put it back in the fridge and open a new one. Just put it in the bin you numpty.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    What is the definition of builders tea anyway? Few people at work in my office ask for it but I always ask if they want sugar and they say no. Any builders I've made tea for always take tons of sugar?!?!

    builders tea refers to it being strong rather than with/without sugar
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,493
    People (mostly women) who pop to the shops in pyjamas/dressing gown. Now I'm no fashionista, don't care if people wear unbranded/cheap clothes things like that, but this is just wrong.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Talal said:

    People (mostly women) who pop to the shops in pyjamas/dressing gown. Now I'm no fashionista, don't care if people wear unbranded/cheap clothes things like that, but this is just wrong.

    Agreed - I think they should wear nothing (women that is).
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    Getting through two pair of adidas trainers in four months and getting told "it's normal wear and tear"

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  • Trolls.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    Trolls.

    agreed, fucking awful film...
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,105

    Trolls.

    agreed, just let me walk under the bridge in peace.
  • The word 'shart'. It describes a fart that turns into a shit. The word itself is the wrong way round. Ludicrous portmanteau.

    Fait does not have the same impact though P is P...
    So, is that what a fait accompli is then?
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Grown men walking around in trainers, Adidas or otherwise...
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    people wearing brown shoes to work, was sat in the reception of a clients office waiting to go into a meeting and at one point there were 7 gentlemen including myself, 4 wearing brown shoes (and one twat wearing running shoes)
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156

    people wearing brown shoes to work, was sat in the reception of a clients office waiting to go into a meeting and at one point there were 7 gentlemen including myself, 4 wearing brown shoes (and one twat wearing running shoes)

    S'alright if you are wearing a brown suit though, isn't it? :smiley:
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156

    The word 'shart'. It describes a fart that turns into a shit. The word itself is the wrong way round. Ludicrous portmanteau.

    Fait does not have the same impact though P is P...
    So, is that what a fait accompli is then?
    Wouldn't that be when you shit and piss yourself all at the same time?
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051

    people wearing brown shoes to work, was sat in the reception of a clients office waiting to go into a meeting and at one point there were 7 gentlemen including myself, 4 wearing brown shoes (and one twat wearing running shoes)

    S'alright if you are wearing a brown suit though, isn't it? :smiley:
    Yes, or certain shades of blue. Not that I'd wear either colour of suit and brown shoes to work. I'm too stylish in my DMs and bright socks.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,643
    Riviera said:

    Grown men walking around in trainers, Adidas or otherwise...

    what ???? I would have thought that most men under the age of 70 wear trainers. What do you expect us to wear......clogs ???

    I have to say that I hate seeing trainers worn with a suit. Even Sir Macca can't get away with it - just weird.
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