General things that Annoy you
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I'm not going that far back in this thread.golfaddick said:
Sorry, Rogers Walters beat you to it by about 45 yearsIdleHans said:Clocks. Clocks on everything. Clock on the phone. Clock on the telly. Clock on the oven. Clock on the microwave. Clock on the stereo. Clock on the computer screen. Clock on the radio. Clock, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks.
This is your life, ticking away. Watch it ebb. One more and one less. Another second nearer the end. Everywhere you look, your mortality writ large. A constant reminder that you're edging towards the open chasm of your grave. Fucking clocks.
Half of them aren't even right.2 -
Clocks are the ultimate symbol of the oppression of the working class. @IdleHans, you need to rise up and smash your chains.IdleHans said:Clocks. Clocks on everything. Clock on the phone. Clock on the telly. Clock on the oven. Clock on the microwave. Clock on the stereo. Clock on the computer screen. Clock on the radio. Clock, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks.
This is your life, ticking away. Watch it ebb. One more and one less. Another second nearer the end. Everywhere you look, your mortality writ large. A constant reminder that you're edging towards the open chasm of your grave. Fucking clocks.
Half of them aren't even right.5 -
If it's all right with you I'll lie in a bit longer.SporadicAddick said:
Clocks are the ultimate symbol of the oppression of the working class. @IdleHans, you need to rise up and smash your chains.IdleHans said:Clocks. Clocks on everything. Clock on the phone. Clock on the telly. Clock on the oven. Clock on the microwave. Clock on the stereo. Clock on the computer screen. Clock on the radio. Clock, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks.
This is your life, ticking away. Watch it ebb. One more and one less. Another second nearer the end. Everywhere you look, your mortality writ large. A constant reminder that you're edging towards the open chasm of your grave. Fucking clocks.
Half of them aren't even right.1 -
The Sky build up to Liverpool v Man Utd.
It's been going on for about seven months now, there's presenters at the ground days before kick off, there's programmes dedicated to the game across a number of channels, re-living past clashes, what colour Klopp's underpants are, fans' thoughts on the game whilst sitting in the stands...
Good luck to Chelsea today by the way.7 -
Wrong threadRodneyCharltonTrotta said:Just read the complete randomness, simmering arguments and hilariously absurbity that is this page.
Fucking love this forum.2 -
Knowing exactly how people from Yorkshire will react. Read this morning that Trip Advisor has named a pub in Yorkshire as the best restaurant in the world.
Within an hour one of them is on facebook with the utterly predictable "... that's because it's in gods own county...".
Burk.9 -
Algarveaddick said:
Knowing exactly how people from Yorkshire will react. Read this morning that Trip Advisor has named a pub in Yorkshire as the best McDonald's restaurant in the world.
Within an hour one of them is on facebook with the utterly predictable "... that's because it's in gods own county...".
Burk.1 -
Along the same lines - Geezer I know here from Doncaster who wants to move back to the UK, blaming Loooondoners (Not even Southerners, LOOOONDERS) for buying up all the property in Donny (fuckin Doncaster???) as holiday homes and pushing the prices up. Because all born and bred Loooondoners all live and can afford to buy / rent properties in the same communities they grew up in.
You been watching too much Eastenders mate0 -
First place I think of when I hear the words holiday home - Doncaster...i_b_b_o_r_g said:Along the same lines - Geezer I know here from Doncaster who wants to move back to the UK, blaming Loooondoners (Not even Southerners, LOOOONDERS) for buying up all the property in Donny (fuckin Doncaster???) as holiday homes and pushing the prices up. Because all born and bred Loooondoners all live and can afford to buy / rent properties in the same communities they grew up in.
You been watching too much Eastenders mate
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He tells me like I'm not from LoooondonAlgarveaddick said:
First place I think of when I hear the words holiday home - Doncaster...i_b_b_o_r_g said:Along the same lines - Geezer I know here from Doncaster who wants to move back to the UK, blaming Loooondoners (Not even Southerners, LOOOONDERS) for buying up all the property in Donny (fuckin Doncaster???) as holiday homes and pushing the prices up. Because all born and bred Loooondoners all live and can afford to buy / rent properties in the same communities they grew up in.
You been watching too much Eastenders mate0 -
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Its great that the BBC are showing a game from each of the FA Cup Qualifying Rounds but cut out the fecking sarcasm please!!
"We've got a treat today, we've got THREE cameras instead of the usual one AND we have action replays"
Edit... Apparently Boreham Wood used two, YES TWO Mini-Buses (haha!) to take their fans over to St. Albans today0 -
I know I'm always whinging and bitching about housing on here, and not owning one, but even if someone offered me a house to own for gratis, in Doncaster, I'd turn it downi_b_b_o_r_g said:Along the same lines - Geezer I know here from Doncaster who wants to move back to the UK, blaming Loooondoners (Not even Southerners, LOOOONDERS) for buying up all the property in Donny (fuckin Doncaster???) as holiday homes and pushing the prices up. Because all born and bred Loooondoners all live and can afford to buy / rent properties in the same communities they grew up in.
You been watching too much Eastenders mate4 -
Was watching OFAH this morning and spotted this abomination. I suppose annoyed is an understatement, more devastated.
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Yes, it's about time someone said that! As useful as they can be, clocks are a scourge of modern living.IdleHans said:Clocks. Clocks on everything. Clock on the phone. Clock on the telly. Clock on the oven. Clock on the microwave. Clock on the stereo. Clock on the computer screen. Clock on the radio. Clock, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks.
This is your life, ticking away. Watch it ebb. One more and one less. Another second nearer the end. Everywhere you look, your mortality writ large. A constant reminder that you're edging towards the open chasm of your grave. Fucking clocks.
Half of them aren't even right.
What I find worse than clocks themselves are people that live their lives by them. I know it's a necessary evil for organising a meeting or running a train service, but for every aspect of our lives, really? If I tell someone I'm going shopping tomorrow, do they really need to know what time I am going? It's 'kin ridiculous.0 -
That stupid bit of stringy stuff you have to pull apart on things like bags of cat litter, or chicken feed. You invariably have to take a knife to it or a pair of scissors.
I'd like to take a knife to the person who invented this useless piece of shit.
It doesn't fucking work.......
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I just cut through the Packaging underneath the string and create a rip which allows me to pour out the cat litterman_at_milletts said:That stupid bit of stringy stuff you have to pull apart on things like bags of cat litter, or chicken feed. You invariably have to take a knife to it or a pair of scissors.
I'd like to take a knife to the person who invented this useless piece of shit.
It doesn't fucking work.......
Sod pissing around with the string0 -
Talking in modern Tom and Jerry cartoons.
Kids are watching on Boomerang and there are human characters chatting away FFS.
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One more for your collection: http://www.deathclock.com/IdleHans said:Clocks. Clocks on everything. Clock on the phone. Clock on the telly. Clock on the oven. Clock on the microwave. Clock on the stereo. Clock on the computer screen. Clock on the radio. Clock, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks.
This is your life, ticking away. Watch it ebb. One more and one less. Another second nearer the end. Everywhere you look, your mortality writ large. A constant reminder that you're edging towards the open chasm of your grave. Fucking clocks.
Half of them aren't even right.0 -
By the way, I just put Roland Duchatelet's details in - Tuesday 25 August 2020, save the date.4
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Getting a phone call at 4am from my 16 year old son, who had just fallen from a 7ft gate and now has an ankle the size of a balloon. The annoying part is sitting in a hospital with a 4 hour waiting time.0
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Put me down for 10 front row seats please.MrLargo said:By the way, I just put Roland Duchatelet's details in - Tuesday 25 August 2020, save the date.
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They've been reserved for Bournemouth fans. You'll get a voucher for a free pie for Daisy's wake.man_at_milletts said:
Put me down for 10 front row seats please.MrLargo said:By the way, I just put Roland Duchatelet's details in - Tuesday 25 August 2020, save the date.
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Would it be impolite to ask what your 16 year old son was doing trying to scale a 7' gate at 4am?ricky_otto said:Getting a phone call at 4am from my 16 year old son, who had just fallen from a 7ft gate and now has an ankle the size of a balloon. The annoying part is sitting in a hospital with a 4 hour waiting time.
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The fact that when Van Gaal was utd manager & they played like they did yesterday he was useless, but when Jose Mourinho does it he's a tactical genius!
It may be effective away from home, but it's boring to watch5 -
Don't forget to alter them in 2 weeks time.IdleHans said:Clocks. Clocks on everything. Clock on the phone. Clock on the telly. Clock on the oven. Clock on the microwave. Clock on the stereo. Clock on the computer screen. Clock on the radio. Clock, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks.
This is your life, ticking away. Watch it ebb. One more and one less. Another second nearer the end. Everywhere you look, your mortality writ large. A constant reminder that you're edging towards the open chasm of your grave. Fucking clocks.
Half of them aren't even right.0 -
September 16th I said about these bloody boxer shorts !!!MrOneLung said:The adverts on this site.
Not that they are there, that is fine, but more what ones are popping up. I thought it was meant to be based on your browsing history but got adverts for an 'All gay cruising holiday from San Diego' all over my screen and advert for Blue Ice Breathable Boxer Shorts
What dodgy sites must I have been on to get them adverts on my profile.0 -
Nothing untoward! Just on his way home.Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
Would it be impolite to ask what your 16 year old son was doing trying to scale a 7' gate at 4am?ricky_otto said:Getting a phone call at 4am from my 16 year old son, who had just fallen from a 7ft gate and now has an ankle the size of a balloon. The annoying part is sitting in a hospital with a 4 hour waiting time.
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Blimey, how does the wife manage to get home ?ricky_otto said:
Nothing untoward! Just on his way home.Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
Would it be impolite to ask what your 16 year old son was doing trying to scale a 7' gate at 4am?ricky_otto said:Getting a phone call at 4am from my 16 year old son, who had just fallen from a 7ft gate and now has an ankle the size of a balloon. The annoying part is sitting in a hospital with a 4 hour waiting time.
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