General things that Annoy you
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Don't you trust him with a key?ricky_otto said:
Nothing untoward! Just on his way home.Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
Would it be impolite to ask what your 16 year old son was doing trying to scale a 7' gate at 4am?ricky_otto said:Getting a phone call at 4am from my 16 year old son, who had just fallen from a 7ft gate and now has an ankle the size of a balloon. The annoying part is sitting in a hospital with a 4 hour waiting time.
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2 hrs to get Hammersmith, to drop my daughter off to see game grumps. I’ve the choice of going home and then turning round as soon I get in to pick her up, or waiting for her, here. In a pair of shorts and a tee shirt, might have pop into a pub for a Diet Coke and a Jimmy.0
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It was the gate of the park that he was taking a short cut through. I don’t think he’s got a key for that.Riviera said:
Don't you trust him with a key?ricky_otto said:
Nothing untoward! Just on his way home.Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
Would it be impolite to ask what your 16 year old son was doing trying to scale a 7' gate at 4am?ricky_otto said:Getting a phone call at 4am from my 16 year old son, who had just fallen from a 7ft gate and now has an ankle the size of a balloon. The annoying part is sitting in a hospital with a 4 hour waiting time.
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It’s not an issue - she’s not allowed out the houseCovered End said:
Blimey, how does the wife manage to get home ?ricky_otto said:
Nothing untoward! Just on his way home.Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
Would it be impolite to ask what your 16 year old son was doing trying to scale a 7' gate at 4am?ricky_otto said:Getting a phone call at 4am from my 16 year old son, who had just fallen from a 7ft gate and now has an ankle the size of a balloon. The annoying part is sitting in a hospital with a 4 hour waiting time.
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Whhhhhooooooossssshhhhhh!ricky_otto said:
What for the Park Gate he was jumping over?Riviera said:
Don't you trust him with a key?ricky_otto said:
Nothing untoward! Just on his way home.Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
Would it be impolite to ask what your 16 year old son was doing trying to scale a 7' gate at 4am?ricky_otto said:Getting a phone call at 4am from my 16 year old son, who had just fallen from a 7ft gate and now has an ankle the size of a balloon. The annoying part is sitting in a hospital with a 4 hour waiting time.
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Oh, ok.Riviera said:
Whhhhhooooooossssshhhhhh!ricky_otto said:
What for the Park Gate he was jumping over?Riviera said:
Don't you trust him with a key?ricky_otto said:
Nothing untoward! Just on his way home.Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
Would it be impolite to ask what your 16 year old son was doing trying to scale a 7' gate at 4am?ricky_otto said:Getting a phone call at 4am from my 16 year old son, who had just fallen from a 7ft gate and now has an ankle the size of a balloon. The annoying part is sitting in a hospital with a 4 hour waiting time.
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"You can't like, OWN property, man"MrOneLung said:
hey man - all land is stolen.Fiiish said:That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.
And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.
5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.
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Fads.0
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They sell you a dodgy sofa?limeygent said:Fads.
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Cyclists at night without lights. Nearly got run over by one last night while I was walking the dog on an unlit pathway. He (the cyclist not the dog) was wearing all black and it was a cloudy dark night so I didn't see him until he was about 2' away from me, and he was riding on the wrong side of the path. When I pointed out he might like to invest in a cheap set of lights in the interests of not injuring himself or other people I got a mouthful of abuse, but then this seems to be standard these days that everyone is always belligerently in the right and any suggestion of ways they might improve their behaviour to everyone's benefit is always just aggressively dismissed.9
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Days like today where it seems everything is against you from people to machinery. And now after a shitter of a day I am on a train home after a few bevs and the fegging train is delayed at Hither Green because of a poxy signal failure. Fuck you Murphy and your law.3
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Fixed it1StevieG said:Days like today where it seems everything is against you from people to machinery. And now after a shitter of a day I am on a train home after a few bevs and the fegging train is delayed at Hither Green because of a poxy signal failure. Fuck you Murphy and your wife.
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People, not necessarily you, who rant at cyclists who have lights, stop at red, don't ride on paths etc as if we know the reprobates.Exiled_Addick said:Cyclists at night without lights. Nearly got run over by one last night while I was walking the dog on an unlit pathway. He (the cyclist not the dog) was wearing all black and it was a cloudy dark night so I didn't see him until he was about 2' away from me, and he was riding on the wrong side of the path. When I pointed out he might like to invest in a cheap set of lights in the interests of not injuring himself or other people I got a mouthful of abuse, but then this seems to be standard these days that everyone is always belligerently in the right and any suggestion of ways they might improve their behaviour to everyone's benefit is always just aggressively dismissed.
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The term snowflake and users of said term4
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5,4,3......Dazzler21 said:The term snowflake and users of said term
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Last time I remember hearing someone use the word Trigger I was watching Only Fools and Horses.0
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That we dont have a song for Ricky Holmes0
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I have a specific thing that is annoying me right now, I have caps on my front teeth since breaking them when I was 7. They needed replacing so I’ve been dentist, had an hour of drilling, had moulds taken, had temporary stuff put on for two weeks until the new ones are ready. Appointment to fit the new ones is Monday.
Just tried to eat an olive, but down on the stone, half the temporary cap has fallen off and now my teeth hurt a bit but don’t fucking hurt
Do I wait until Monday or get another temp fix done today or tomorrow or self medicate? Decisions decisions.0 -
Have you tried Gorilla Glue?Alwaysneil said:I have a specific thing that is annoying me right now, I have caps on my front teeth since breaking them when I was 7. They needed replacing so I’ve been dentist, had an hour of drilling, had moulds taken, had temporary stuff put on for two weeks until the new ones are ready. Appointment to fit the new ones is Monday.
Just tried to eat an olive, but down on the stone, half the temporary cap has fallen off and now my teeth hurt a bit but don’t fucking hurt
Do I wait until Monday or get another temp fix done today or tomorrow or self medicate? Decisions decisions.0 -
Ricky, Ricky HolmesValleyGary said:That we dont have a song for Ricky Holmes
Ricky, Ricky Holmes
Ricky, Ricky Holmes
Ricky, Ricky Holmes
Super, Super Rick
Super, Super Rick
Super, Super Rick
Super Ricky Holmesy
Ricky Holmes
Ricky Holmes
Ricky, Ricky Holmes
He's got girls hair
But we don't care
Ricky, Ricky Holmes.
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Unfoetunately in between swearing and showing the bar staff what had happened I dropped the broken bit on the floor and tried on it..bbob said:
Have you tried Gorilla Glue?Alwaysneil said:I have a specific thing that is annoying me right now, I have caps on my front teeth since breaking them when I was 7. They needed replacing so I’ve been dentist, had an hour of drilling, had moulds taken, had temporary stuff put on for two weeks until the new ones are ready. Appointment to fit the new ones is Monday.
Just tried to eat an olive, but down on the stone, half the temporary cap has fallen off and now my teeth hurt a bit but don’t fucking hurt
Do I wait until Monday or get another temp fix done today or tomorrow or self medicate? Decisions decisions.
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When you go for a wee and kinetic energy forces the seat to permanently want to fall down1
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Made plans and booked a nice round of golf for myself and 3 mates for this morning on my day off and all 3 cry off with bullshit excuses. Mrs wonders why ive got the arse 0
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A snowflake is beautiful, individual and rare. Therefore to use it as an insult is illogical and pretty darn silly.Dazzler21 said:The term snowflake and users of said term when attempting to be offensive
The rarity of snow in the uk surprises me sometimes... Especially at Christmas, they never flipping arrive for Christmas despite those weather predicting C***s telling us year on year there's a chance of a white Christmas, No chance isn't the one I want....
I just want a day of heavy snow fall on Christmas day please you stupid bloody weather.
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Sums up quite a few if you ask me, present company excepted Daz.Dazzler21 said:
A snowflake is beautiful, individual and rare. Therefore to use it as an insult is illogical and pretty darn silly.Dazzler21 said:The term snowflake and users of said term when attempting to be offensive
The rarity of snow in the uk surprises me sometimes... Especially at Christmas, they never flipping arrive for Christmas despite those weather predicting C***s telling us year on year there's a chance of a white Christmas, No chance isn't the one I want....
I just want a day of heavy snow fall on Christmas day please you stupid bloody weather.3 -
I know this should be on the "You know when you are old" thread, but if it is your toilet, do as oldies do, put the seat down and sit on it to weemarkwebb25 said:When you go for a wee and kinetic energy forces the seat to permanently want to fall down
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