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Secret single behaviour

North Lower Neil
North Lower Neil Posts: 22,952
edited January 2018 in Not Sports Related
Heard this term today, weird (clean!) things you do when you're home alone and/or your partner or flatmates etc are away for the night etc and you aren't being socially judged.

Bloke who was telling me about it apparently gets a take away curry and eats it in the bath.

What do you lot get up to?
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  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998

    Heard this term today, weird (clean!) things you do when you're home alone and/or your partner ir flatmates etc away for the night etc and you

    Bloke who was telling me about it apparently gets a take away curry and eats it in the bath.

    That's disgusting.

    I just eat mine on the toilet.
  • Fiiish said:

    Heard this term today, weird (clean!) things you do when you're home alone and/or your partner ir flatmates etc away for the night etc and you

    Bloke who was telling me about it apparently gets a take away curry and eats it in the bath.

    That's disgusting.

    I just eat mine on the toilet.
    Turned the wrong way round so you've got the cistern as a tray?
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628
    I ring up all my past wives & girlfriends..............you should see my phone bill.
  • iamdan said:

    I host bukkake parties.

    And I hope you shower afterwards.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998

    Fiiish said:

    Heard this term today, weird (clean!) things you do when you're home alone and/or your partner ir flatmates etc away for the night etc and you

    Bloke who was telling me about it apparently gets a take away curry and eats it in the bath.

    That's disgusting.

    I just eat mine on the toilet.
    Turned the wrong way round so you've got the cistern as a tray?
    That's genius. That'll stop my bhaji falling in the bowl.
  • Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Heard this term today, weird (clean!) things you do when you're home alone and/or your partner ir flatmates etc away for the night etc and you

    Bloke who was telling me about it apparently gets a take away curry and eats it in the bath.

    That's disgusting.

    I just eat mine on the toilet.
    Turned the wrong way round so you've got the cistern as a tray?
    That's genius. That'll stop my bhaji falling in the bowl.
    Never tastes the same afterwards.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,645
    iamdan said:

    I host bukkake parties.

    come again?
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    edited January 2018
    Porn
    Hardcore porn
    :wink::wink:
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024

    Porn
    Hardcore porn
    :wink::wink:

    Builder's wives?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    I fantasise about going to @iamdan ‘s bukkake parties.
  • iamdan
    iamdan Posts: 2,421
    Always welcome to come a couple of times..@ricky_otto
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,255
    iamdan said:

    I host bukkake parties.

    Urgh keep your mouth closed !!!
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476
    edited January 2018
    When the wife and kids are away I simply bask in the peace.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344

    Porn
    Hardcore porn
    :wink::wink:

    Obviously this was a joke

    But honestly when its just me, I highlight my hair :wink:
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    I must be really boring. Madden on the PlayStation is my vice.
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,728
    Shit with the door open. Liberation.
  • Porn
    Hardcore porn
    :wink::wink:

    Obviously this was a joke

    But honestly when its just me, I highlight my hair :wink:
    Lies.

    Secret 'my Nan is over' behaviour, maybe.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599

    I must be really boring. Madden on the PlayStation is my vice.

    Not as boring as me, I use the opportunity to watch either a WW2 film or documentary on Discovery. Worked from home today and watched Fury.
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  • iamdan said:

    I host bukkake parties.

    Everyone come round yours?
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  • Sit down wee’s. An absolute treat for any man
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    I must be really boring. Madden on the PlayStation is my vice.

    Not as boring as me, I use the opportunity to watch either a WW2 film or documentary on Discovery. Worked from home today and watched Fury.
    Biggest 'let down' post of 2018 so far.
    If it makes you feel better, I had 3 wanks before I watched the film.
    The sort of thing people say to reassure their kids, "don't worry son, Dave pulled himself furiously round the room before he took on the wardrobe monsters "
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255

    Fiiish said:

    Heard this term today, weird (clean!) things you do when you're home alone and/or your partner ir flatmates etc away for the night etc and you

    Bloke who was telling me about it apparently gets a take away curry and eats it in the bath.

    That's disgusting.

    I just eat mine on the toilet.
    Turned the wrong way round so you've got the cistern as a tray?
    Post of the year for me :smiley:

    Please say pants down as well just to add to sheer spectacularness of this
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    My wife is out and so far I have been reading the same old nonsense on Charlton Life. Not sure what I will do next though but I have been given a few ideas here.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,843

    Fiiish said:

    Heard this term today, weird (clean!) things you do when you're home alone and/or your partner ir flatmates etc away for the night etc and you

    Bloke who was telling me about it apparently gets a take away curry and eats it in the bath.

    That's disgusting.

    I just eat mine on the toilet.
    Turned the wrong way round so you've got the cistern as a tray?
    I just tried that but it didn’t work. How long are your arms?

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