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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    Cardinal Sin said:

    My wife is out and have been on porn hub all evening but have just started reading the same old nonsense on Charlton Life. Not sure what I will do next though but I have been given a few ideas here.

  • iamdan
    iamdan Posts: 2,421
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

    iamdan said:

    I host bukkake parties.

    Everyone come round yours?
    Jesus.

  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    iamdan said:

    I host bukkake parties.

    That’s one in the eye for the missus
  • iamdan
    iamdan Posts: 2,421
    Baldybonce said:

    iamdan said:

    I host bukkake parties.

    come again?
    The dog has no choice.
  • iamdan
    iamdan Posts: 2,421
    Dog as in lady, not an animal. ffs.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,023
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  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
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  • iamdan
    iamdan Posts: 2,421
    Stig said:

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    One of my better shots. Wifes shoes add to the look.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Stig said:

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    A look of excitement rarely seen on an Airedale.
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,737
    Bass Solo
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  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    Browse Itunes, costs me a small fortune.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,034
    I eat fish and chips whilst watching x-hamster.
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    The Mrs is away for a couple of days. I'm sure she's expecting me to spend the weekend on the piss, but the truth is, I enjoy my own company & the time to myself, so I'll probably just get a takeaway & watch whatever I want on tv
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    I re-read my numerous back issues of Racing Post and Horse & Hound
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,195
    I chat to Alexa. We get on very well.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    I really could not say.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    I have a couple of OCD twitches but I wouldn't know how to begin to explain them...
  • RaplhMilne
    RaplhMilne Posts: 4,601
    Unless your 14 years old. Not knowing what Bukakke is, would be an indication of a very sheltered life !
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  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    I piss on the toilet seat
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,117
    Greenie Junior said:

    Sit down wee’s. An absolute treat for any man

    Winning. My Mrs think it's beyond weird that sometimes I just wanna sit.
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    I meet an unbelievably good looking Australian girl...

    @Curb_It ....
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    I play video games, eat crap food and sometimes get the B.B. gun out and run between rooms shooting paper targets and pretending I’m an action hero....
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,263
    I usually end up playing random old video games or I'll binge watch an old series/films I haven't seen yet, usually whilst drinking a huge amount of coffee
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,018
    Curb_It said:

    I dare not google bukakke? Or however it’s spelt. But have a feeling my curiosity may get the better of me...

    Just don’t google it in the office FFS lol
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,952
    bobmunro said:

    North Lower Neil said:

    Fiiish said:

    North Lower Neil said:

    Heard this term today, weird (clean!) things you do when you're home alone and/or your partner ir flatmates etc away for the night etc and you

    Bloke who was telling me about it apparently gets a take away curry and eats it in the bath.

    That's disgusting.

    I just eat mine on the toilet.
    Turned the wrong way round so you've got the cistern as a tray?
    I just tried that but it didn’t work. How long are your arms?

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    Even worse when it's a hidden behind the wall cistern. Almost like they don't expect you to need to use it for your dinner.
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,766
    Stu_of_Kunming said:

    Greenie Junior said:

    Sit down wee’s. An absolute treat for any man

    Winning. My Mrs think it's beyond weird that sometimes I just wanna sit.
    I nearly always sit. So much easier to scroll through Charlton Life. In fact I'm going this now
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,220
    RaplhMilne said:

    Unless your 14 years old. Not knowing what Bukakke is, would be an indication of a very sheltered life !

    I’ve definitely not lived a sheltered life but honestly never heard the word before.

    I’m off to ask my girlfriends if they have.

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    Curb_It said:

    RaplhMilne said:

    Unless your 14 years old. Not knowing what Bukakke is, would be an indication of a very sheltered life !

    I’ve definitely not lived a sheltered life but honestly never heard the word before.

    I’m off to ask my girlfriends if they have.

    Don’t ask them for photographic evidence

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