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Things that mysteriously disappear indoors

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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    1905 said:

    Shag said:

    She says shes visiting relatives but I reckon shes snuck back in and stolen the glass along with the tea cup . This is the start of it bob , she's slowly driving you mad , this is what they all do . My advice - get out quick

    Or she is slowly moving out .............

    If it’s 1 item a month, he’s in for a f**king long wait.

    My advice to Bob would be to make his Girlfriend disappear- I can assist with body disposal at very reasonable rates - PM me if interested.
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,254
    ricky_otto said:

    1905 said:

    Shag said:

    She says shes visiting relatives but I reckon shes snuck back in and stolen the glass along with the tea cup . This is the start of it bob , she's slowly driving you mad , this is what they all do . My advice - get out quick

    Or she is slowly moving out .............

    If it’s 1 item a month, he’s in for a f**king long wait.

    My advice to Bob would be to make his Girlfriend disappear- I can assist with body disposal at very reasonable rates - PM me if interested.
    Thanks RO I can do without a glass & a cup but I was hoping to hold onto the GF for a while yet. Should the situation change I'll drop you a PM :smiley:
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    Haven't seen the Mrs since I put down our new patio
  • bbob
    bbob Posts: 550
    Is there someone living in your loft??
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Apologies if 'er indoors has somehow got into your houses to make things disappear like she does in ours!

    *If you read this @Len\'s_little_girl not a word!*
  • Redweb
    Redweb Posts: 37
    JohnBoyUK said:

    Todds_right_hook said:

    Individual socks go Missing all the time

    I swear on my life that every time I put on a wash, odd numbers of socks come out, rather than even. Grrrr.
    Just put an odd number of socks in the wash, then when they come out you always have a pair!
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Shin pads... Not allowed to play in my 7-aside league without them, they're always about on the weekend, but disappear on the evening I play... had to just dump them in the car to stop it happening!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    cashncarry said:

    Haven't seen the Mrs since I put down our new patio

    Be careful - unless you buried her very deep, it can give off a horrible smell after a few weeks.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    forks, I personally think it's the Mrs and the kids being lazy when scrapping plates into the bin
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Same thing happens when she comes round my house, Bob.
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  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,668
    I've been seeing this bird for a few weeks.
    Last week she turned up with a tea cup.
    That's strange I thought.
    Then this week she turned up with a glass.
    Can't wait for next week's gift.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,737
    My dignity and sense of self worth
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    SuedeAdidas said:

    My dignity and sense of self worth

    Hardly surprising when you have bird coming round sticking drinking receptacles up your bum
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,737
    One arse, 2 cups
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    blackpool72 said:

    I've been seeing this bird for a few weeks.
    Last week she turned up with a tea cup.
    That's strange I thought.
    Then this week she turned up with a glass.
    Can't wait for next week's gift.

    Did you use the glass to put your teeth in?
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    charltonbob said:

    A bit weird but I have no answer.

    A month or two back I noticed that one of our tea cups was missing, asked my girl friend if she had broken one or thrown it away for some reason but she said no so I had a good look in cupboards where it shouldn't be etc etc until I had to admit defeat because it wasn't anywhere to be found. Have to say (sadly) i thought gf was lying but it's only a cup & so I said nothing & let the matter drop. She has been away since Thursday visiting relatives, yesterday morning I used a glass for some fruit juice & went out shopping leaving the glass in the sink. We only have two of these glasses, they were in the flat when we moved in & I always use them for juice. When I came home from shopping i fancied some more juice so went to the cupboard for the second glass, second glass is missing. Checked the draining board, cups & plates no glass. Checked all cupboards, looked in microwave, fridge cooker (just in case i'm going mad/forgetful) but no glass. There were two after GF had left for visit & now there's only one & I don't have the faintest idea where the other one is ! Anyone else experience anything similar ?

    God yes. Although I was using industrial quantities of LSD at the time. Could that be the issue here?
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    Dazzler21 said:

    Shin pads... Not allowed to play in my 7-aside league without them, they're always about on the weekend, but disappear on the evening I play... had to just dump them in the car to stop it happening!

    Football boots went missing on Saturday morning. Funny enough turned up exactly where the missus said they'd be and I'd already looked. I think I'm being trolled in my own house.
  • CafcWest
    CafcWest Posts: 6,167
    Almost every time I have to get on a pair of stepladders to undo a screw up high - I drop the screw - never to be seen again. I crawl around on the floor, get a torch, but I think its gone to another dimension...
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited January 2018
    The Red Robin said:

    Dazzler21 said:

    Shin pads... Not allowed to play in my 7-aside league without them, they're always about on the weekend, but disappear on the evening I play... had to just dump them in the car to stop it happening!

    Football boots went missing on Saturday morning. Funny enough turned up exactly where the missus said they'd be and I'd already looked. I think I'm being trolled in my own house.
    I had to check who posted this - thought it was Josh Magennis at first glance.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,031
    I have just found this after our move in June.

    I'm so pleased as I can now have a bath in the evenings.
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  • SE7toSG3
    SE7toSG3 Posts: 3,140
    Not sure its disappearing but I reckon the bloke who swaps your phillips and flat screwdrivers depending on which one you don't need is the same bloke who swaps the AA and AAA batteries around
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    HarryLime said:

    Shag said:

    She says shes visiting relatives but I reckon shes snuck back in and stolen the glass along with the tea cup . This is the start of it bob , she's slowly driving you mad , this is what they all do . My advice - get out quick

    To be quite honest Bob, I doubt if this is to do with your current girlfriend, maybe the one before. Sleep tight.
    And your next one will be a bunny boiler.
    So it could get worse.

  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Socks
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited January 2018
    We keep buying food and by the end of the week it’s all disappeared!
    But it’s probably just kids...
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    cafc-west said:

    Almost every time I have to get on a pair of stepladders to undo a screw up high - I drop the screw - never to be seen again. I crawl around on the floor, get a torch, but I think its gone to another dimension...

    Take your socks off and walk around barefooted... You can bet every penny you own that your foot will find it!!
  • Daggs
    Daggs Posts: 1,344
    My prostate massaging butt-plug. Can never remember where I've put it.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,594
    Daggs said:

    My prostate massaging butt-plug. Can never remember where I've put it.

    Have you had @ricky_otto over for dinner lately.
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,916
    biscuits
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/39303/dear-charlton-life/p1
    Do you know Gary's mate, Trevor?




  • sterlingaddick
    sterlingaddick Posts: 158
    Have we officially ran out of things to start a thread on?

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