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Things that mysteriously disappear indoors

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  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,616
    Todds_right_hook said:

    Individual socks go Missing all the time

    And what’s really strange is it’s always the right one that goes missing because whenever you match up the clean pairs there’s always one left...
  • Lordflashheart
    Lordflashheart Posts: 5,619
    When I am in a good mood, it seems to mysteriously disappear when I get home .......
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,031
    sterlingaddick said:

    Have we officially ran out of things to start a thread on?

    It's getting more difficult.

    I started one last Friday then it got blocked after three hours.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    charltonbob said:

    A bit weird but I have no answer.

    A month or two back I noticed that one of our tea cups was missing, asked my girl friend if she had broken one or thrown it away for some reason but she said no so I had a good look in cupboards where it shouldn't be etc etc until I had to admit defeat because it wasn't anywhere to be found. Have to say (sadly) i thought gf was lying but it's only a cup & so I said nothing & let the matter drop. She has been away since Thursday visiting relatives, yesterday morning I used a glass for some fruit juice & went out shopping leaving the glass in the sink. We only have two of these glasses, they were in the flat when we moved in & I always use them for juice. When I came home from shopping i fancied some more juice so went to the cupboard for the second glass, second glass is missing. Checked the draining board, cups & plates no glass. Checked all cupboards, looked in microwave, fridge cooker (just in case i'm going mad/forgetful) but no glass. There were two after GF had left for visit & now there's only one & I don't have the faintest idea where the other one is ! Anyone else experience anything similar ?

    Does your girlfriend have a ex called Trevor? If so I think he may be watching you from the wardrobe.
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    edited January 2018
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    I have just found this after our move in June.

    I'm so pleased as I can now have a bath in the evenings.

    Use your armbands in the deep end
  • Acab
    Acab Posts: 724
    Every time Blackpool72 comes round my gaff all my alcohol goes missing.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,125
    The sky?
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,668
    Acab said:

    Every time Blackpool72 comes round my gaff all my alcohol goes missing.

    I take it home to fill up a teacup and glass my new girlfriend gave me
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    On the plus side, I'm pretty sure I've relocated my virginity
  • ozaddick
    ozaddick Posts: 2,844
    Cups and glasses aren’t to much of an issue bob, if you wake up one morning missing a bollock I’d start to panic.
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  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    i-phone leads.
  • moutuakilla
    moutuakilla Posts: 7,568
    charltonbob said:

    A bit weird but I have no answer.

    A month or two back I noticed that one of our tea cups was missing, asked my girl friend if she had broken one or thrown it away for some reason but she said no so I had a good look in cupboards where it shouldn't be etc etc until I had to admit defeat because it wasn't anywhere to be found. Have to say (sadly) i thought gf was lying but it's only a cup & so I said nothing & let the matter drop. She has been away since Thursday visiting relatives, yesterday morning I used a glass for some fruit juice & went out shopping leaving the glass in the sink. We only have two of these glasses, they were in the flat when we moved in & I always use them for juice. When I came home from shopping i fancied some more juice so went to the cupboard for the second glass, second glass is missing. Checked the draining board, cups & plates no glass. Checked all cupboards, looked in microwave, fridge cooker (just in case i'm going mad/forgetful) but no glass. There were two after GF had left for visit & now there's only one & I don't have the faintest idea where the other one is ! Anyone else experience anything similar ?

    Maybe she found somewhere new to live?
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,241
    Nail clippers

    I now buy a pair whenever I go to boots, they enter my house and they are vanished within 24 hours. Without exaggeration I would say I've bought over 20 pairs of nail clippers, big ones too. I've tried hiding them in tactical locations, I'd even secured some with double sided tape to the back of a wardrobe door and a kitchen cupboard. I've got a whitlow on my thumb which I'll now bite off and make bleed because I can't locate one pair of nail clippers to do the job neatly
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited January 2018
    All this missing sock comments. Try looking in the location that you last logged in to pornhub. You’ll probably find a pile there - although they are probably well crusty now and fit for the bin.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    Anyone that is living with a woman will already know the answer to this.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    edited January 2018
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Anyone that is living with a woman will already know the answer to this.

    Thankyou Phil Neville.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    Baldybonce said:

    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Anyone that is living with a woman will already know the answer to this.

    Thankyou Phil Neville.

    That’s brilliant

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