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You must be joking. Woman that sat down next to me this evening was a) bigger than 2 seats let alone one. b) had continuous coughing fits for the entire journey c) hadn't worked out how to cover her mouth when she coughed occasionally she'd make a half hearted attempt at it but her massive ham fists ended up slapping her forehead.TelMc32 said:
Jeez @MrLargo, with the amount of time you spend stuck on SouthEastern, you must be able to find someone better than that...anyone!!!MrLargo said:
I thought it was a bloke as well until Ibborg's comment.cantersaddick said:
Her? Genuinely thought that was a man until you said that.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
And no. I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a rusty spoon.
Yes from me though - going through a bit of a lean patch at the moment, beggars can't be choosers.
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Ha ha, seen plenty of beauties but it seems there's something about travelling on South Eastern which makes attractive women come over all frigid. Understandable really I suppose - displaced train crew, shortage of rolling stock, failed train blocking the line - they aren't the sort of phrases that get me in the mood!TelMc32 said:
Jeez @MrLargo, with the amount of time you spend stuck on SouthEastern, you must be able to find someone better than that...anyone!!!MrLargo said:
I thought it was a bloke as well until Ibborg's comment.cantersaddick said:
Her? Genuinely thought that was a man until you said that.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
And no. I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a rusty spoon.
Yes from me though - going through a bit of a lean patch at the moment, beggars can't be choosers.1 -
She sounds about my usual level. Grab her number for me if you see her again.cantersaddick said:
You must be joking. Woman that sat down next to me this evening was a) bigger than 2 seats let alone one. b) had continuous coughing fits for the entire journey c) hadn't worked out how to cover her mouth when she coughed occasionally she'd make a half hearted attempt at it but her massive ham fists ended up slapping her forehead.TelMc32 said:
Jeez @MrLargo, with the amount of time you spend stuck on SouthEastern, you must be able to find someone better than that...anyone!!!MrLargo said:
I thought it was a bloke as well until Ibborg's comment.cantersaddick said:
Her? Genuinely thought that was a man until you said that.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
And no. I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a rusty spoon.
Yes from me though - going through a bit of a lean patch at the moment, beggars can't be choosers.3 -
Is she our new signing?cantersaddick said:
You must be joking. Woman that sat down next to me this evening was a) bigger than 2 seats let alone one. b) had continuous coughing fits for the entire journey c) hadn't worked out how to cover her mouth when she coughed occasionally she'd make a half hearted attempt at it but her massive ham fists ended up slapping her forehead.TelMc32 said:
Jeez @MrLargo, with the amount of time you spend stuck on SouthEastern, you must be able to find someone better than that...anyone!!!MrLargo said:
I thought it was a bloke as well until Ibborg's comment.cantersaddick said:
Her? Genuinely thought that was a man until you said that.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
And no. I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a rusty spoon.
Yes from me though - going through a bit of a lean patch at the moment, beggars can't be choosers.1 -
We could do with someone in the Akinfenwa mould as back up for Josh.killerandflash said:
Is she our new signing?cantersaddick said:
You must be joking. Woman that sat down next to me this evening was a) bigger than 2 seats let alone one. b) had continuous coughing fits for the entire journey c) hadn't worked out how to cover her mouth when she coughed occasionally she'd make a half hearted attempt at it but her massive ham fists ended up slapping her forehead.TelMc32 said:
Jeez @MrLargo, with the amount of time you spend stuck on SouthEastern, you must be able to find someone better than that...anyone!!!MrLargo said:
I thought it was a bloke as well until Ibborg's comment.cantersaddick said:
Her? Genuinely thought that was a man until you said that.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
And no. I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a rusty spoon.
Yes from me though - going through a bit of a lean patch at the moment, beggars can't be choosers.0 -
cantersaddick said:
You must be joking. Woman that sat down next to me this evening was a) bigger than 2 seats let alone one. b) had continuous coughing fits for the entire journey c) hadn't worked out how to cover her mouth when she coughed occasionally she'd make a half hearted attempt at it but her massive ham fists ended up slapping her forehead.TelMc32 said:
Jeez @MrLargo, with the amount of time you spend stuck on SouthEastern, you must be able to find someone better than that...anyone!!!MrLargo said:
I thought it was a bloke as well until Ibborg's comment.cantersaddick said:
Her? Genuinely thought that was a man until you said that.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
And no. I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a rusty spoon.
Yes from me though - going through a bit of a lean patch at the moment, beggars can't be choosers.
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Reminds me I'm yet to see Trainspotting2Stig said:4 -
Just caught up on the South Eastern thread mate. I reckon you'd have a better chance if you ditched that sticky copy of Rolling Stock Monthly!!!MrLargo said:
Ha ha, seen plenty of beauties but it seems there's something about travelling on South Eastern which makes attractive women come over all frigid. Understandable really I suppose - displaced train crew, shortage of rolling stock, failed train blocking the line - they aren't the sort of phrases that get me in the mood!TelMc32 said:
Jeez @MrLargo, with the amount of time you spend stuck on SouthEastern, you must be able to find someone better than that...anyone!!!MrLargo said:
I thought it was a bloke as well until Ibborg's comment.cantersaddick said:
Her? Genuinely thought that was a man until you said that.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
And no. I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a rusty spoon.
Yes from me though - going through a bit of a lean patch at the moment, beggars can't be choosers.
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cantersaddick said:
You must be joking. Woman that sat down next to me this evening was a) bigger than 2 seats let alone one. b) had continuous coughing fits for the entire journey c) hadn't worked out how to cover her mouth when she coughed occasionally she'd make a half hearted attempt at it but her massive ham fists ended up slapping her forehead.TelMc32 said:
Jeez @MrLargo, with the amount of time you spend stuck on SouthEastern, you must be able to find someone better than that...anyone!!!MrLargo said:
I thought it was a bloke as well until Ibborg's comment.cantersaddick said:
Her? Genuinely thought that was a man until you said that.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
And no. I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a rusty spoon.
Yes from me though - going through a bit of a lean patch at the moment, beggars can't be choosers.
Is this a "Did ya"????
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what makes me laugh is if wet spam were sitting in 7th place in the league there wouldn't even be a sign in sight, part of me does feel for old west ham fans a family freind hated leaving upton park, hes been olympic stadium once and once only. granted were doing okay, i don't think were amazing but its a satisfactory step in the right direction for me, providing we support karl in january with funds and not keep signing rubbish1
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Another fan on pitch and hundreds surrounding the directors box apparently throwing things0
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Kamara saying that the ref might get the game abandoned... Surely just take the players off the pitch and get security sorted out!!0
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Dock em 20pts haven't they heard of plastic pigs.12
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It just gets better and better3
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3 0 ha ha ha ha ha5
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This should surely end Hart's hopes of going to the World Cup2
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Oh dear 3-0.... place is gonna go into meltdown.5
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Just switched to Kamara as Gold & Sullivan have been told to leave the ground. Great to see the fans behind him shouting fuck off.4
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Stelling will get abuse for that comment though1
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I imagine it's the same at the Posh4
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Fans singing “we’re not West Ham anymore” that will hurt. Brutal.0
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Imagine if they’d had a Roland at the helm for a few years5
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Yeah I don't know what David Gold's age has got to do with it like Stelling was saying.ForeverAddickted said:Stelling will get abuse for that comment though
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Also we as fans can accept a defeat but when we lose because the owner runs the club like shite then it does become hard to accept!!hudson-son-son said:
Yeah I don't know what David Gold's age has got to do with it like Stelling was saying.ForeverAddickted said:Stelling will get abuse for that comment though
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