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What do you identify as?

hoof_it_up_to_benty
hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,454
in General Charlton
In these modern days of self-identifying I feel it would be nice as part of our personal growth program on CL to share our stories.

To kick it off I have to admit to wanting to be Captain Scarlet when I was a child and having a daughter who wanted to be a dolphin when she was little.

Please share your journey....

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  • Daggs
    Daggs Posts: 1,344
    edited March 2018
    I self identify as a Black lesbian disabled autistic vegan. Usually...........
    But I'm quite fluid ....................
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    edited March 2018
    Daggs said:

    I self identify as a Black lesbian disabled autistic vegan. Usually...........
    But I'm quite fluid ....................

    Are you doing anything this Saturday?

    And what are you feelings about Nazi role play?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    I wanted to be Jimmy Savile - I’ve kind of gone off the idea over the last few years tbh.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,683
    Well this thread is weird
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,746
    I am Spartacus.
  • Justin20474
    Justin20474 Posts: 757
    SuedeAdidas said:

    I am Spartacus.

    No, I’m Spartacus!!
  • hoof_it_up_to_benty
    hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,454
    blackpool72 said:

    Well this thread is weird

    Life is weird man....
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,448
    SuedeAdidas said:

    I am Spartacus.

    I'm Brian and so's the wife!!
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,129
    I actually am Karl Robinson, I come on here like for hints and tips on the sly like and I have to say that these mods, they are just like the best, none of your phones or laptops or tablets or the like like would even work at all if it wasn’t for the work these lads do behind the scenes like. Oh and can I ask you not to, like, let on to anyone like as you know what the media can be like like eh, tanks.
  • hoof_it_up_to_benty
    hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,454
    Fumbluff said:

    I actually am Karl Robinson, I come on here like for hints and tips on the sly like and I have to say that these mods, they are just like the best, none of your phones or laptops or tablets or the like like would even work at all if it wasn’t for the work these lads do behind the scenes like. Oh and can I ask you not to, like, let on to anyone like as you know what the media can be like like eh, tanks.

    Love you Karl....

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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    I want to be @ElfsborgAddick but fear that I’ll come up short .
  • Jack_Charlton
    Jack_Charlton Posts: 338
    Daggs said:

    I self identify as a Black lesbian disabled autistic vegan. Usually...........
    But I'm quite fluid ....................

    Did I pull you in the Millers once?
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,746
    Jack Charlton said:

    Daggs said:

    I self identify as a Black lesbian disabled autistic vegan. Usually...........
    But I'm quite fluid ....................

    Did I pull you off in the Millers once?
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    I identify as a number of things drawn from a list including the usual highly privileged but jealous ones but like to throw in "car owning" just to emphasize what a bellend I actually am.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,211
    An elderberry smelling hamster.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    "Privileged white" bloke, with no "lived experiences"
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    id like to be a Corbynista --- and instantly have all the answers with everyone else's money an OWN that moral high ground.




    nah id burn myself in nano seconds especially when faced with Diane Abbot in the buff
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,335
    Sentient biological unit
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Dildo
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    I identify myself as Bond... James Bond. I only wear eye-liner for special missions.

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  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,084
    Warwick Davis.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,628
    Increasingly as an old git
  • church-lane
    church-lane Posts: 935
    I Identify as one if the professionally and permanently offended on here. Oh wait! That's not me, thats..........
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,946
    Did you just assume that I identify as something?!!??
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    Consolidationist

    Whenever I meet anyone in public or am asked beliefs/religion, I tell them I'm a devout Consolidationist.

    They then ask me what Consolidationism is, and I explain

    "Consolidationism was a movement started in in late 2016 by Russell Slade and continued by Karl Robinson and it is the goal of seeking a series of results or outcomes (usually draws) to sustain consecutive years of league One football, in perpetuity until the end of time"

    Consolidationists seek a finish in the league one table of anywhere from 11th - 16th and drudgery. Highlights and examples of successful consolidationism are losing away at Oldham 1-0 and following up with a draw at Rochdale. Statistically and numerically, consolidationism can be represented in the following way W 14 D 18 L14 GF 60 GA 53 PTS 60

    This numerical representation can swing lower, but not much higher

    Consolidationism takes the form of 26 visits to the Bescott stadium in 31 years

    If you would like to learn more about consolidationism, PM @The31YearMan or read my match report post Blackpool tomorrow night because using up two days annual leave for a trip to Blackpool in March, is very much an act of consolidationism. If we come home with a narrow defeat or draw, then those that practice consolidationism will have the required result or desired outcome
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,231
    Even though I have been an atheist since being told at 6 in Sunday school all those bullshit stories, I have always modelled myself on JESUS. I once made 2 tins of sardines and a loaf go between 12 of my mates round my house when my mum Mary was at the bingo. My dad Joe did his his nut when I pinched two bottles of wine from the rack he had just finished making to wash down the bread and fishes. He said at 13 we should only be drinking water. Still I acquired my disciples for life even if one did grass on me to the head master when I pinched the old gits ploughman's from his office. Jude was an opportunist cock who would do anything to be teacher's pet. I would love to be CAFC manager and take them back to the Premier. Problem is miracles take a little longer. Amen.

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