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If you owned us, your perfect Charlton

RodneyCharltonTrotta
RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,835
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If you were a billionaire and owned us as chairman what things would you do? I would:

- get Curbs in as director of football
- give a free season ticket to long term supporters
- give a lifetime season ticket to those who have held one for 10 years
- ask staff to pre pour pints before half time
- pay full time staff to run every area of the club so they
- pay for away travel for any fans doing regular aways
- subsidise the local boozers so they could operate
- put a standing section in the covered end
- turn the jimmy seed into home end
- lots more

Probably wouldn't be a billionaire long with that business plan to be honest but would be fun while it lasted


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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,426
    Employ 10 assistants to along with myself, tell Cahones he's no longer required. ;)
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,209
    Free blankets for everyone in the west stand.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,202
    Same as you Rodney, but I'd buy some players too.
  • JohnnyJoeyDeeDee
    JohnnyJoeyDeeDee Posts: 1,043
    Tarmac over a field in Bermondsey for a free park and ride to the Valley
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,822
    I’d employ bar staff who knew what they were doing,
    Serve beers that were worth drinking
    Pies worth eating
    Maybe put a bowling alley under the west stand


  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,126
    Uboat said:

    Same as you Rodney, but I'd buy some players too.

    Did you learn nothing from Meire? Football is irrelevant, its all about the experience.
  • grumpyaddick
    grumpyaddick Posts: 6,597
    16 chips.
  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,215
    Buy Millwall and do what Roland is doing to us x10 to them. And watch it happen with a smirk.
  • Todds_right_hook
    Todds_right_hook Posts: 10,893
    Sell every academy product, appoint a non league manager from the continent, nevervwatch the games, to deliberately annoy you bunch of vinegar pissers

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  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 1,131
    Move us to the Greenwich Peninsula ...
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,181
    soapy_jones said:

    Fuck Charlton... i'd be balancing a selection of top notch totty on me cock!

    Why not balance said totty on your cock while watching Charlton from your executive box (with one way glass) in your jacuzzi, supping Dom Perignon?

  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,978
    Buy Andy Delort, Hayden Mullins, Darren Purse...
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Algarveaddick said:

    soapy_jones said:

    Fuck Charlton... i'd be balancing a selection of top notch totty on me cock!

    Why not balance said totty on your cock while watching Charlton from your executive box (with one way glass) in your jacuzzi, supping Dom Perignon?

    This is very similar to what I was about to post.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,095
    - get Curbs in as director of football Never have a d.o.f. - team manager to have full responsibility, support and accountability
    - give a free season ticket to long term supporters those who missed out by boycotting
    - give a lifetime season ticket to those who have held one for 10 years those who volunteer to help promote the club e.g. CAST, Community Trust, Museum
    - ask staff to pre pour pints of real ale before half time
    - pay full time staff to run every area of the club so they ✔️✔️
    - pay for away home travel to encourage more to The Valley for any fans doing regular aways
    - subsidise the local boozers so they could operate ✔️✔️
    - put a standing section in the covered end ✔️✔️
    - turn the jimmy seed into home end two tier state of the art stand with filled corners.
    - lots more ✔️✔️
  • sm
    sm Posts: 2,960
    give a lifetime season ticket to those who have held one for 10 years

    Haven't we been punished enough!
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,391
    My brain keeps trying to add an apostrophe re to 'your'
  • superclive
    superclive Posts: 1,809
    great thread

    offer contracts to our players that they will sign.

    make a marquee signing selected by now

    drop all ticket prices to 10 quid




  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,830
    Paying for away travels the best one
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,200
    clb74 said:

    Paying for away travels the best one

    Making sure it does not take 6 hours to get from Larkfield to Wimbledon.

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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Run it a bit like Brighton is run
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Except i wouldnt do northern food for the northerners
  • Chippycafc
    Chippycafc Posts: 14,168
    Re-open the liberal so I can get a beer in Charlton at 11.00am.

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