Southeastern train disruption (franchise to be taken over by Govt p191)
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dont even know why I come on this thread.
I get the tube to Hainault6 -
that doesn't even rhymeMrOneLung said:dont even know why I come on this thread.
I get the tube to Hainault3 -
Roses are red,
My nose has turned blue.
Been waiting two hours
For the 17:0216 -
More problems at Lewisham due to an ill passenger0
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South Eastern can f#*k off! Signal failure at Lewisham, passenger taken ill at Lewisham, congestion at Lewisham, points failure at Lewisham - blatant subliminal campaign to make people blame Lewisham for their wretched commute to work and back.BigRedEvil said:More problems at Lewisham due to an ill passenger
Nobody's falling for it South Eastern, it's all your fault and we know it.0 -
Roses are red
Some are bright pink
And just like this train
Your back carriage stinks8 -
Roses are red
Shit stains are brown
It’s the middle of summer
Turn the fucking heating down10 -
Please mind the gap,
Please mind the doors.
There are no fucking trains, you sons of whores.7 -
roses are red violets are blue
due to no working toilets I've just watched a man do a poo.
On the floor of the overcrowded 7.22
You fucking cunts9 - Sponsored links:
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Admit it, it was you wasn’t it mate.Carter said:roses are red violets are blue
due to no working toilets I've just watched a man do a poo.
On the floor of the overcrowded 7.22
You fucking cunts0 -
You say that but other than Desmond Tutu, Kate Bush, Gary Oldman, Henry Cooper and a few notable others, what has lewisham ever done for us other than be the centre point of Sourtheasyern Trains issues?MrLargo said:
South Eastern can f#*k off! Signal failure at Lewisham, passenger taken ill at Lewisham, congestion at Lewisham, points failure at Lewisham - blatant subliminal campaign to make people blame Lewisham for their wretched commute to work and back.BigRedEvil said:More problems at Lewisham due to an ill passenger
Nobody's falling for it South Eastern, it's all your fault and we know it.
Some decent retail outlets and pubs I guess.
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I would if I had to. I've been having a lot of huel shakes and they have a very aggressive effect on my digestive health.DaveMehmet said:
Admit it, it was you wasn’t it mate.Carter said:roses are red violets are blue
due to no working toilets I've just watched a man do a poo.
On the floor of the overcrowded 7.22
You fucking cunts
It would be type 7 on the Bristol, sand, not a shovel would be required4 -
Thanks for sharing.1
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Not quite mastered these rhyming poem things mate. Quite catchy none the less.Carter said:roses are red violets are blue
due to no working toilets I've just watched a man do a poo.
On the floor of the overcrowded 7.22
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Driver has just come on to say the reason we’re crawling along at a snails pace is because of “more congestion than usual in the Lewisham area”.
That’s a bold bold statement. More than usual?
I guess it must be because Southeastern are running more trains today than they usually do? Surely that must be it?
Well done Southeastern!4 -
Can’t see anything on their Twitter about this morning’s problems and no word from the drivers.0
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Utter ****show each and every day.
Used to it now.0 -
The 07:54 Petts Wood to Cannon Street was stuck at Hither Green for about 10 mins due to a late Dartford train crossing the points according to the driver.
Get off the train at New Cross to see the delay was blamed on a level crossing faliure somewhere or another.
Then a very rare thing. One of the many platform attendants now employed at New Cross was actually holding the doors open on the Overground train to make sure we all got on, making the Overground train 5 mins in leaving.0 -
My train was actually a) running and b) vaguely on time this morning. I'm still trying to come to terms with that.0
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why is your train temperature control so dire
I get off each train with my undercarriage on fire!8 -
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm working from home
So Southeastern, fcuk you5 -
Here's my entry to the Charlton life southeastern valentine's poetry competition:Hertsseasider said:Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm working from home
So Southeastern, fcuk you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cunts
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You think coming on here getting the tube to Essex is weird? I live in Altrincham, and haven't got on a train for two years!MrOneLung said:dont even know why I come on this thread.
I get the tube to Hainault8 -
Me too, I get a train to London once or twice a month, normally about 10.30 in the morning. They are always on time, empty and warm.
I come on here to watch Mr Largo go into meltdown.4 -
This one's for you Mike:
Roses are Red, Violets are blue
Between 7am and 10am this morning
21 out of 22 Cannon Street "services" departed late from St Johns
Despite the fact that it's a nice sunny day, the points and signals at Lewisham are working absolutely fine
And there haven't been any "passenger incidents"
Basically, there is absolutely no justification for yet again running an absolutely piss poor service
3 days out of 3 this week they've been utterly diabolical
When (if) I get home this evening, I'm going to fetch my voodoo dolls of Chris Grayling, Minister for Transport, and South Eastern CEO David Statham from the kitchen drawer
Then I'm going to douse their legs in lighter fluid, then I'm going to set fire to them
While their legs are on fire, I'm going to feed their heads and upper bodies into my paper shredder.
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Beautiful words.3
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That’s the MrLargo we know and love. God help us if South Eastern ever get there act together on his line. The world will be a poorer place.3
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That's some cold Ted Bundy shit right there.........MrLargo said:This one's for you Mike:
Roses are Red, Violets are blue
Between 7am and 10am this morning
21 out of 22 Cannon Street "services" departed late from St Johns
Despite the fact that it's a nice sunny day, the points and signals at Lewisham are working absolutely fine
And there haven't been any "passenger incidents"
Basically, there is absolutely no justification for yet again running an absolutely piss poor service
3 days out of 3 this week they've been utterly diabolical
When (if) I get home this evening, I'm going to fetch my voodoo dolls of Chris Grayling, Minister for Transport, and South Eastern CEO David Statham from the kitchen drawer
Then I'm going to douse their legs in lighter fluid, then I'm going to set fire to them
While their legs are on fire, I'm going to feed their heads and upper bodies into my paper shredder.
False nail, dreadlock Lil dont know how lucky she was on holiday.........4 -
Catchy poem, short, sharp and to the point!MrLargo said:This one's for you Mike:
Roses are Red, Violets are blue
Between 7am and 10am this morning
21 out of 22 Cannon Street "services" departed late from St Johns
Despite the fact that it's a nice sunny day, the points and signals at Lewisham are working absolutely fine
And there haven't been any "passenger incidents"
Basically, there is absolutely no justification for yet again running an absolutely piss poor service
3 days out of 3 this week they've been utterly diabolical
When (if) I get home this evening, I'm going to fetch my voodoo dolls of Chris Grayling, Minister for Transport, and South Eastern CEO David Statham from the kitchen drawer
Then I'm going to douse their legs in lighter fluid, then I'm going to set fire to them
While their legs are on fire, I'm going to feed their heads and upper bodies into my paper shredder.3
