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Southeastern train disruption (franchise to be taken over by Govt p191)

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  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853
    JohnBoyUK said:

    Roses are red. Your trains are white. Sorry I'm going to be home late darling but the trains are shite! #SECupid

    Insert @Rizzo's favourite C word here... Cuuuuuuuu



    roses are red
    violets are blue
    I cannot rhyme
    Fuck off you shite southeastern cuuuunnnnn....
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853
    dont even know why I come on this thread.
    I get the tube to Hainault
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    MrOneLung said:

    dont even know why I come on this thread.
    I get the tube to Hainault

    that doesn't even rhyme
  • Roses are red,
    My nose has turned blue.
    Been waiting two hours
    For the 17:02
  • BigRedEvil
    BigRedEvil Posts: 11,071
    More problems at Lewisham due to an ill passenger
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989

    More problems at Lewisham due to an ill passenger

    South Eastern can f#*k off! Signal failure at Lewisham, passenger taken ill at Lewisham, congestion at Lewisham, points failure at Lewisham - blatant subliminal campaign to make people blame Lewisham for their wretched commute to work and back.

    Nobody's falling for it South Eastern, it's all your fault and we know it.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    Roses are red
    Some are bright pink
    And just like this train
    Your back carriage stinks
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Roses are red
    Shit stains are brown
    It’s the middle of summer
    Turn the fucking heating down
  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    Please mind the gap,
    Please mind the doors.
    There are no fucking trains, you sons of whores.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,245
    roses are red violets are blue
    due to no working toilets I've just watched a man do a poo.
    On the floor of the overcrowded 7.22
    You fucking cunts
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Carter said:

    roses are red violets are blue
    due to no working toilets I've just watched a man do a poo.
    On the floor of the overcrowded 7.22
    You fucking cunts

    Admit it, it was you wasn’t it mate.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    MrLargo said:

    More problems at Lewisham due to an ill passenger

    South Eastern can f#*k off! Signal failure at Lewisham, passenger taken ill at Lewisham, congestion at Lewisham, points failure at Lewisham - blatant subliminal campaign to make people blame Lewisham for their wretched commute to work and back.

    Nobody's falling for it South Eastern, it's all your fault and we know it.
    You say that but other than Desmond Tutu, Kate Bush, Gary Oldman, Henry Cooper and a few notable others, what has lewisham ever done for us other than be the centre point of Sourtheasyern Trains issues?

    Some decent retail outlets and pubs I guess.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,245

    Carter said:

    roses are red violets are blue
    due to no working toilets I've just watched a man do a poo.
    On the floor of the overcrowded 7.22
    You fucking cunts

    Admit it, it was you wasn’t it mate.
    I would if I had to. I've been having a lot of huel shakes and they have a very aggressive effect on my digestive health.

    It would be type 7 on the Bristol, sand, not a shovel would be required
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Thanks for sharing.
  • Carter said:

    roses are red violets are blue
    due to no working toilets I've just watched a man do a poo.
    On the floor of the overcrowded 7.22
    You fucking cunts

    Not quite mastered these rhyming poem things mate. Quite catchy none the less.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,847
    Driver has just come on to say the reason we’re crawling along at a snails pace is because of “more congestion than usual in the Lewisham area”.

    That’s a bold bold statement. More than usual?

    I guess it must be because Southeastern are running more trains today than they usually do? Surely that must be it?

    Well done Southeastern!
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    Can’t see anything on their Twitter about this morning’s problems and no word from the drivers.
  • Utter ****show each and every day.

    Used to it now.
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,018
    The 07:54 Petts Wood to Cannon Street was stuck at Hither Green for about 10 mins due to a late Dartford train crossing the points according to the driver.
    Get off the train at New Cross to see the delay was blamed on a level crossing faliure somewhere or another.

    Then a very rare thing. One of the many platform attendants now employed at New Cross was actually holding the doors open on the Overground train to make sure we all got on, making the Overground train 5 mins in leaving.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,435
    My train was actually a) running and b) vaguely on time this morning. I'm still trying to come to terms with that.
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  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,221
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Why is your train temperature control so dire
    I get off each train with my undercarriage on fire!
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm working from home
    So Southeastern, fcuk you
  • FishCostaFortune
    FishCostaFortune Posts: 10,773
    edited January 2019

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm working from home
    So Southeastern, fcuk you

    Here's my entry to the Charlton life southeastern valentine's poetry competition:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Cunts

  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    MrOneLung said:

    dont even know why I come on this thread.
    I get the tube to Hainault

    You think coming on here getting the tube to Essex is weird? I live in Altrincham, and haven't got on a train for two years!
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Me too, I get a train to London once or twice a month, normally about 10.30 in the morning. They are always on time, empty and warm.

    I come on here to watch Mr Largo go into meltdown.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    This one's for you Mike:

    Roses are Red, Violets are blue
    Between 7am and 10am this morning
    21 out of 22 Cannon Street "services" departed late from St Johns
    Despite the fact that it's a nice sunny day, the points and signals at Lewisham are working absolutely fine
    And there haven't been any "passenger incidents"
    Basically, there is absolutely no justification for yet again running an absolutely piss poor service
    3 days out of 3 this week they've been utterly diabolical
    When (if) I get home this evening, I'm going to fetch my voodoo dolls of Chris Grayling, Minister for Transport, and South Eastern CEO David Statham from the kitchen drawer
    Then I'm going to douse their legs in lighter fluid, then I'm going to set fire to them
    While their legs are on fire, I'm going to feed their heads and upper bodies into my paper shredder.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    Beautiful words.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    That’s the MrLargo we know and love. God help us if South Eastern ever get there act together on his line. The world will be a poorer place.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    MrLargo said:

    This one's for you Mike:

    Roses are Red, Violets are blue
    Between 7am and 10am this morning
    21 out of 22 Cannon Street "services" departed late from St Johns
    Despite the fact that it's a nice sunny day, the points and signals at Lewisham are working absolutely fine
    And there haven't been any "passenger incidents"
    Basically, there is absolutely no justification for yet again running an absolutely piss poor service
    3 days out of 3 this week they've been utterly diabolical
    When (if) I get home this evening, I'm going to fetch my voodoo dolls of Chris Grayling, Minister for Transport, and South Eastern CEO David Statham from the kitchen drawer
    Then I'm going to douse their legs in lighter fluid, then I'm going to set fire to them
    While their legs are on fire, I'm going to feed their heads and upper bodies into my paper shredder.

    That's some cold Ted Bundy shit right there.........

    False nail, dreadlock Lil dont know how lucky she was on holiday.........
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,266
    MrLargo said:

    This one's for you Mike:

    Roses are Red, Violets are blue
    Between 7am and 10am this morning
    21 out of 22 Cannon Street "services" departed late from St Johns
    Despite the fact that it's a nice sunny day, the points and signals at Lewisham are working absolutely fine
    And there haven't been any "passenger incidents"
    Basically, there is absolutely no justification for yet again running an absolutely piss poor service
    3 days out of 3 this week they've been utterly diabolical
    When (if) I get home this evening, I'm going to fetch my voodoo dolls of Chris Grayling, Minister for Transport, and South Eastern CEO David Statham from the kitchen drawer
    Then I'm going to douse their legs in lighter fluid, then I'm going to set fire to them
    While their legs are on fire, I'm going to feed their heads and upper bodies into my paper shredder.

    Catchy poem, short, sharp and to the point!