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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Lincsaddick said:
    80 year old Harvey Keitel giving it large on the 'Direct Line' ads .. paying this senile old sod shedloads for talking a load of gangster influenced old bollocks in an attempt to make me buy their overpriced car insurance is an insult and I will make sure that I never ever consider buying one of their products .. do people really fall for this type of cliched old rubbish ?????
    Makes my teeth itch when the ads come on the radio or TV.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    Lincsaddick said:
    80 year old Harvey Keitel giving it large on the 'Direct Line' ads .. paying this senile old sod shedloads for talking a load of gangster influenced old bollocks in an attempt to make me buy their overpriced car insurance is an insult and I will make sure that I never ever consider buying one of their products .. do people really fall for this type of cliched old rubbish ?????
    Probably about 52% of the population I would imagine? :D
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    The above advert where he turns up middle of the night in the bloke's bedroom. Surely you'd say 'wtf you doing in my bedroom at 2 in the morning' rather than have a discussion about landlord insurance?
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    It's an advert, not a documentary mate... :D  
  • snowinberlin
    snowinberlin Posts: 807
    edited August 2019
    iaitch said:
    The above advert where he turns up middle of the night in the bloke's bedroom. Surely you'd say 'wtf you doing in my bedroom at 2 in the morning' rather than have a discussion about landlord insurance?

    But they grabbed your attention which is their aim

    I couldn't get my head around the money supermarket ads with the blokes in denim hotpants and stiletos but as long as they get in your head one way or another
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,856
    Setting up Kerplunk
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008
    MrOneLung said:
    Setting up Kerplunk
    Change your job :smile:
  • orpingtonRED
    orpingtonRED Posts: 3,474
    Inflating/deflating a paddling pool with no pump
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,680
    MrOneLung said:
    Setting up Kerplunk
    Replace with Connect 4
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,633
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    MrOneLung said:
    Setting up Kerplunk
    Replace with Connect 4
    Trump you all with mousetrap.
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,026
    Buckeroo
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    guinnessaddick said:
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    MrOneLung said:
    Setting up Kerplunk
    Replace with Connect 4
    Trump you all with mousetrap.
    Isn't setting up the trap part of the game though?   
  • muppetman
    muppetman Posts: 287
    guinnessaddick said:
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    MrOneLung said:
    Setting up Kerplunk
    Replace with Connect 4
    Trump you all with mousetrap.
    Trump!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Possibly only a continental Europe thing, as I don't remember people doing it back in the UK, but people standing by pelican crossings with no intention of crossing the fookin road is annoying, and it happens far too often 
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Sharting
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,968
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    Possibly only a continental Europe thing, as I don't remember people doing it back in the UK, but people standing by pelican crossings with no intention of crossing the fookin road is annoying, and it happens far too often 
    And even if they do want to cross, they'll wait for the signal even when there's no traffic visible at all. Weird.

  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    Possibly only a continental Europe thing, as I don't remember people doing it back in the UK, but people standing by pelican crossings with no intention of crossing the fookin road is annoying, and it happens far too often 
    Happens here at Zebras too. When you stop they look at you quite bemused and wave you on...

    On a related (Albufeira in August) matter. I stopped at Zebra for a bloke on the other side of the road, who then walked very slowly to the half of the crossing I was actually stopped at, when he got to my lane he then turned 45 degrees away from me and continued his amble, clearly holding me up for the maximum time he possibly could. You just know he is the kind of bloke who never stops for pedestrians when he is behind the wheel.  
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    https://youtu.be/r-v7w5CL6EU
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,791
    kafka said:
    Starbucks asking for your name. Mind your own business. tempted to say Xaviar or Costa or Taxavoidingcnuts
    Better yet, "I pay my taxes, why can't Starbucks?".
    Also tempted to say Radistankishishev
    My son, who to my eternal shame, likes Starbucks "coffee", gives the name of the person serving him, regardless of their gender.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,680
    Politicians.  Are they all the same?

    French conservative Eric Woerth trying to kid everybody with his derring-do by climbing this almost vertical face.



    ... until someone noticed these tiny figures (top right) walking away in the original photo ...



    Liked the wag on twitter who likened to


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  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,968
    Those shitty little white Bluetooth ear bud things that do what Apple headphones have always done, and leak massively irritating tinny noise out of the listener's ears and into mine. 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited August 2019
    When someone messages you to say they're running late and will be 20 minutes, but turn up half hour later than that, why not just say you're gonna be an hour late, first off, so you ain't late twice
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    When someone messages you to say they're running late and will be 20 minutes, but turn up half hour later than that, why not just say you're gonna be an hour late, first off, so you ain't late twice
    And then just stroll up as though they're not late in the first place!!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited August 2019
    ForeverAddickted said:
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    When someone messages you to say they're running late and will be 20 minutes, but turn up half hour later than that, why not just say you're gonna be an hour late, first off, so you ain't late twice
    And then just stroll up as though they're not late in the first place!!
    They think that, coz they've told you, they've covered emselves. I just spent an hour thinking every car that comes past 

    If only he knew what I just called him while he's making me wait even longer while he's on the phone
  • snowinberlin
    snowinberlin Posts: 807
    buying presents

    Everyone I know is difficult to buy for.  My bird's birthday tomorrow, she don't like flowers, doesn't drink and won't want chocolates.  If I buy clothes or jewellery she won't won't like it, she's fussy about these things.

    Same at christmas, trapsing round the shops buying stuff for people they don't want, don't need or won't appreciate
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    snowinberlin said:
    buying presents

    Everyone I know is difficult to buy for.  My bird's birthday tomorrow, she don't like flowers, doesn't drink and won't want chocolates.  If I buy clothes or jewellery she won't won't like it, she's fussy about these things.

    Same at christmas, trapsing round the shops buying stuff for people they don't want, don't need or won't appreciate
    Get her a Charlton top, if she doesn’t like it, you can have it. Or just get her a rabbit with extra batteries, that’ll keep her quiet.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628
    snowinberlin said:
    buying presents

    Everyone I know is difficult to buy for.  My bird's birthday tomorrow, she don't like flowers, doesn't drink and won't want chocolates.  If I buy clothes or jewellery she won't won't like it, she's fussy about these things.

    Same at christmas, trapsing round the shops buying stuff for people they don't want, don't need or won't appreciate
    Seeing as she's your "bird" then I
    suggest some millet & a good clean of her cage.
  • LMHR
    LMHR Posts: 172
    Well said golf 
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    When someone messages you to say they're running late and will be 20 minutes, but turn up half hour later than that, why not just say you're gonna be an hour late, first off, so you ain't late twice
    Very similar to here, except you don't get a message in the first place... 
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,856
    Sitting down in the poolside Khazi and then hearing a mosquito buzzing around you. 
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