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The Takeover Thread - Duchatelet Finally Sells (Jan 2020)

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  • jacob_CAFC
    jacob_CAFC Posts: 2,063
    Greenie said:
    The Rat is on a win win ATM.
    He gives Bow and Co a shit budget in L1 and Bow gets us promoted so The Rat hoicks up the price. He then gives Bow another shit budget for the Championship (I understand that as it stands we could break even this season), should Bow pull of another miracle the Rat gets loaded with Prem money!
    Rattys played a blinder if you ask me, he disgusts me but he’s doing well (for himself)

    Or, the most likely outcome, we get relegated and he's back to losing money.
  • Time for a House Analogy !
    (I've retired from fish puns after doing 18 in one post)

    When you sell your house you give the 5 kids under 15 next door £10 to go and play far far away not scream through the thin walls.
    You don't show all the problems and myriad of jobs that need doing as potential buyers walk through the door or tell them they would be crazy to buy this house.
    You state the unique selling points about the lovely neighbours (from hell) and the local school is top of the league table (bullshit)
    Plus the reliable local train service (bullshit)

    Roland Duchatelet is the worst Salesman since Gerald Ratner.

    Totally crap.
    This the worst salesman ever, perhaps Roland hired him? 
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Greenie said:
    The Rat is on a win win ATM.
    He gives Bow and Co a shit budget in L1 and Bow gets us promoted so The Rat hoicks up the price. He then gives Bow another shit budget for the Championship (I understand that as it stands we could break even this season), should Bow pull of another miracle the Rat gets loaded with Prem money!
    Rattys played a blinder if you ask me, he disgusts me but he’s doing well (for himself)

    Or, the most likely outcome, we get relegated and he's back to losing money.
     We won’t get relegated!
  • Rudders22
    Rudders22 Posts: 3,864
    Wasn't this a deal for a year for £600,000? So we are losing money, Hamed is not able to play for anyone whilst this is going on, and Brighton can't play him. No-one comes out of this with any good?
  • jacob_CAFC
    jacob_CAFC Posts: 2,063
    Greenie said:
    Greenie said:
    The Rat is on a win win ATM.
    He gives Bow and Co a shit budget in L1 and Bow gets us promoted so The Rat hoicks up the price. He then gives Bow another shit budget for the Championship (I understand that as it stands we could break even this season), should Bow pull of another miracle the Rat gets loaded with Prem money!
    Rattys played a blinder if you ask me, he disgusts me but he’s doing well (for himself)

    Or, the most likely outcome, we get relegated and he's back to losing money.
     We won’t get relegated!
    With the lowest wage budget in the league, we are statistically the most likely to go down. If Bowyer finishes in 23rd or 22nd instead of 24th, he's over achieved
  • Greenie said:
    The Rat is on a win win ATM.
    He gives Bow and Co a shit budget in L1 and Bow gets us promoted so The Rat hoicks up the price. He then gives Bow another shit budget for the Championship (I understand that as it stands we could break even this season), should Bow pull of another miracle the Rat gets loaded with Prem money!
    Rattys played a blinder if you ask me, he disgusts me but he’s doing well (for himself)

    I rate a Bowyer very very highly but there is zero chance of a promotion this season.
  • LTKapal
    LTKapal Posts: 1,312
    edited August 2019
    I still can't understand that surely before accumulating more losses why he wouldn't put the 4million he was potentially investing into toney into the directors loans for a quicker sale
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,670
    LTKapal said:
    I still can't understand that surely before accumulating more losses why he wouldn't put the 4million he was potentially investing into toney into the directors loans for a quicker sale
    Because that would make sense. 
    And nothing Roland does makes sense. 
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited August 2019
    Greenie said:
    The Rat is on a win win ATM.
    He gives Bow and Co a shit budget in L1 and Bow gets us promoted so The Rat hoicks up the price. He then gives Bow another shit budget for the Championship (I understand that as it stands we could break even this season), should Bow pull of another miracle the Rat gets loaded with Prem money!
    Rattys played a blinder if you ask me, he disgusts me but he’s doing well (for himself)

    I rate a Bowyer very very highly but there is zero chance of a promotion this season.
    Incorrect.

    TalkSport had us at 25/1 to be promoted... That's a 4% chance of promotion at least. 

    Three teams will be promoted from the Championship which 3/24 is around a 12.5% chance of promotion. 


  • Dazzler21 said:
    Greenie said:
    The Rat is on a win win ATM.
    He gives Bow and Co a shit budget in L1 and Bow gets us promoted so The Rat hoicks up the price. He then gives Bow another shit budget for the Championship (I understand that as it stands we could break even this season), should Bow pull of another miracle the Rat gets loaded with Prem money!
    Rattys played a blinder if you ask me, he disgusts me but he’s doing well (for himself)

    I rate a Bowyer very very highly but there is zero chance of a promotion this season.
    Incorrect.

    TalkSport had us at 25/1 to be promoted... That's a 4% chance of promotion at least. 

    Three teams will be promoted from the Championship which 3/24 is around a 12.5% chance of promotion. 


    No. Wrong. That’s a bookmakers opinion. The odds of getting promoted are not 25 / 1. In fairness they are not zero either but I’m pretty sure that promotion is highly, highly unlikely.
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  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,126
    Hey can we all stay on topic here please, plenty of other threads for odds/managers/performance/transfers etc. 
    Remember this thread is just about house buying analogies and fish.  
  • Dazzler21 said:
    Greenie said:
    The Rat is on a win win ATM.
    He gives Bow and Co a shit budget in L1 and Bow gets us promoted so The Rat hoicks up the price. He then gives Bow another shit budget for the Championship (I understand that as it stands we could break even this season), should Bow pull of another miracle the Rat gets loaded with Prem money!
    Rattys played a blinder if you ask me, he disgusts me but he’s doing well (for himself)

    I rate a Bowyer very very highly but there is zero chance of a promotion this season.
    Incorrect.

    TalkSport had us at 25/1 to be promoted... That's a 4% chance of promotion at least. 

    Three teams will be promoted from the Championship which 3/24 is around a 12.5% chance of promotion. 


    Does that mean if I’m in a bar with two supermodels, there is a 50% chance of me sleeping with one of them?
  • Airman Brown
    Airman Brown Posts: 15,734
    Just curious. Did the Aussies accept RD's valuation of the club - I thought I heard that mentioned. So possibly the reason RD feels he can arse around with the other bidders when they offer a more realistic valuation of the worth of Charlto Athletic, is that he has a bid somewhere on the table which approximates to what he wants, even though it never seems near to being achieved. In which case, the presence of the Aussies is an active hindrance.
    None of this takes into account RD and his utter failure to have any sort of business nous, but even by his standards, his ability to drive off every other offer must have some basis, however arcane.
    But Roland changed the price on the Aussie by adding on the previously "all sorted, not a problem" directors bonds.

    The Aussies are NOT the problem here as much as people keep trying to make it so.

    Duchatelet is the problem.

    The Europeans and Dalman have been messed about on the price and negotiations.  The Aussie had a deal but Duchatelet changed it.

    And if the Aussies are a problem and unreliable than Duchatelet could have just taken one of the many other offers, but he hasn't.

    Duchatelet wants too much and he wants protection from any liabilities as well as future payments on success and player sales. 

    Duchatelet is the problem.
     
    He agreed £33m with the Aussies before the play-off final and then changed his mind and said they had to resolve the directors’ loans. He could have had £45m at Christmas but asked for £72m.
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,766
    LTKapal said:
    I still can't understand that surely before accumulating more losses why he wouldn't put the 4million he was potentially investing into toney into the directors loans for a quicker sale
    He wasn’t putting 4m in. He was merely allowing LB to reinvest if Taylor was sold
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,955
    Just curious. Did the Aussies accept RD's valuation of the club - I thought I heard that mentioned. So possibly the reason RD feels he can arse around with the other bidders when they offer a more realistic valuation of the worth of Charlto Athletic, is that he has a bid somewhere on the table which approximates to what he wants, even though it never seems near to being achieved. In which case, the presence of the Aussies is an active hindrance.
    None of this takes into account RD and his utter failure to have any sort of business nous, but even by his standards, his ability to drive off every other offer must have some basis, however arcane.
    But Roland changed the price on the Aussie by adding on the previously "all sorted, not a problem" directors bonds.

    The Aussies are NOT the problem here as much as people keep trying to make it so.

    Duchatelet is the problem.

    The Europeans and Dalman have been messed about on the price and negotiations.  The Aussie had a deal but Duchatelet changed it.

    And if the Aussies are a problem and unreliable than Duchatelet could have just taken one of the many other offers, but he hasn't.

    Duchatelet wants too much and he wants protection from any liabilities as well as future payments on success and player sales. 

    Duchatelet is the problem.
     
    He agreed £33m with the Aussies before the play-off final and then changed his mind and said they had to resolve the directors’ loans.

    He could have had £45m at Christmas but asked for £72m.
    Napa was nearly right then! 


  • LTKapal
    LTKapal Posts: 1,312
    Taxi_Lad said:
    LTKapal said:
    I still can't understand that surely before accumulating more losses why he wouldn't put the 4million he was potentially investing into toney into the directors loans for a quicker sale
    He wasn’t putting 4m in. He was merely allowing LB to reinvest if Taylor was sold
    I thought it was said somewhere that toney was intended as Taylors partner. 

    Whether true or not is a different matter. 
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited August 2019
    Dazzler21 said:
    Greenie said:
    The Rat is on a win win ATM.
    He gives Bow and Co a shit budget in L1 and Bow gets us promoted so The Rat hoicks up the price. He then gives Bow another shit budget for the Championship (I understand that as it stands we could break even this season), should Bow pull of another miracle the Rat gets loaded with Prem money!
    Rattys played a blinder if you ask me, he disgusts me but he’s doing well (for himself)

    I rate a Bowyer very very highly but there is zero chance of a promotion this season.
    Incorrect.

    TalkSport had us at 25/1 to be promoted... That's a 4% chance of promotion at least. 

    Three teams will be promoted from the Championship which 3/24 is around a 12.5% chance of promotion. 


    No. Wrong. That’s a bookmakers opinion. The odds of getting promoted are not 25 / 1. In fairness they are not zero either but I’m pretty sure that promotion is highly, highly unlikely.
    Lol ignore the paragraph after that where the actual chances are 12.5% or 3 of 24 to be promoted. A higher chance than the bookmakers gave.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited August 2019
    Dazzler21 said:
    Greenie said:
    The Rat is on a win win ATM.
    He gives Bow and Co a shit budget in L1 and Bow gets us promoted so The Rat hoicks up the price. He then gives Bow another shit budget for the Championship (I understand that as it stands we could break even this season), should Bow pull of another miracle the Rat gets loaded with Prem money!
    Rattys played a blinder if you ask me, he disgusts me but he’s doing well (for himself)

    I rate a Bowyer very very highly but there is zero chance of a promotion this season.
    Incorrect.

    TalkSport had us at 25/1 to be promoted... That's a 4% chance of promotion at least. 

    Three teams will be promoted from the Championship which 3/24 is around a 12.5% chance of promotion. 


    Does that mean if I’m in a bar with two supermodels, there is a 50% chance of me sleeping with one of them?
     If you're in a bar with two supermodels, the bouncers and security have failed.

    You have 2 chances yes or no for each, so a weird anology but a 50% chance with either one.
  • N01R4M
    N01R4M Posts: 2,577
    Just curious. Did the Aussies accept RD's valuation of the club - I thought I heard that mentioned. So possibly the reason RD feels he can arse around with the other bidders when they offer a more realistic valuation of the worth of Charlto Athletic, is that he has a bid somewhere on the table which approximates to what he wants, even though it never seems near to being achieved. In which case, the presence of the Aussies is an active hindrance.
    None of this takes into account RD and his utter failure to have any sort of business nous, but even by his standards, his ability to drive off every other offer must have some basis, however arcane.
    But Roland changed the price on the Aussie by adding on the previously "all sorted, not a problem" directors bonds.

    The Aussies are NOT the problem here as much as people keep trying to make it so.

    Duchatelet is the problem.

    The Europeans and Dalman have been messed about on the price and negotiations.  The Aussie had a deal but Duchatelet changed it.

    And if the Aussies are a problem and unreliable than Duchatelet could have just taken one of the many other offers, but he hasn't.

    Duchatelet wants too much and he wants protection from any liabilities as well as future payments on success and player sales. 

    Duchatelet is the problem.
     
    He agreed £33m with the Aussies before the play-off final and then changed his mind and said they had to resolve the directors’ loans. He could have had £45m at Christmas but asked for £72m.
    Who was offering £45m at Christmas @Airman Brown  ?
    According to the Fans Forum minutes, there were 5 potential buyers around at that time!
  • CAFCBell
    CAFCBell Posts: 81
    LTKapal said:
    Taxi_Lad said:
    LTKapal said:
    I still can't understand that surely before accumulating more losses why he wouldn't put the 4million he was potentially investing into toney into the directors loans for a quicker sale
    He wasn’t putting 4m in. He was merely allowing LB to reinvest if Taylor was sold
    I thought it was said somewhere that toney was intended as Taylors partner. 

    Whether true or not is a different matter. 
    Bowyer himself has stated Toney was to play upfront with Taylor. 
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  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    CAFCBell said:
    LTKapal said:
    Taxi_Lad said:
    LTKapal said:
    I still can't understand that surely before accumulating more losses why he wouldn't put the 4million he was potentially investing into toney into the directors loans for a quicker sale
    He wasn’t putting 4m in. He was merely allowing LB to reinvest if Taylor was sold
    I thought it was said somewhere that toney was intended as Taylors partner. 

    Whether true or not is a different matter. 
    Bowyer himself has stated Toney was to play upfront with Taylor. 
    So why did we make a bid for him only on the last day of the transfer window?
  • Dazzler21 said:
    Dazzler21 said:
    Greenie said:
    The Rat is on a win win ATM.
    He gives Bow and Co a shit budget in L1 and Bow gets us promoted so The Rat hoicks up the price. He then gives Bow another shit budget for the Championship (I understand that as it stands we could break even this season), should Bow pull of another miracle the Rat gets loaded with Prem money!
    Rattys played a blinder if you ask me, he disgusts me but he’s doing well (for himself)

    I rate a Bowyer very very highly but there is zero chance of a promotion this season.
    Incorrect.

    TalkSport had us at 25/1 to be promoted... That's a 4% chance of promotion at least. 

    Three teams will be promoted from the Championship which 3/24 is around a 12.5% chance of promotion. 


    Does that mean if I’m in a bar with two supermodels, there is a 50% chance of me sleeping with one of them?
     If you're in a bar with two supermodels, the bouncers and security have failed.

    You have 2 chances yes or no for each, so a weird anology but a 50% chance with either one.
    That’s a harsh comment seeing you don’t know me,  I could be the face of brut 33 😂
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,117
    Oggy Red said:
    Just curious. Did the Aussies accept RD's valuation of the club - I thought I heard that mentioned. So possibly the reason RD feels he can arse around with the other bidders when they offer a more realistic valuation of the worth of Charlto Athletic, is that he has a bid somewhere on the table which approximates to what he wants, even though it never seems near to being achieved. In which case, the presence of the Aussies is an active hindrance.
    None of this takes into account RD and his utter failure to have any sort of business nous, but even by his standards, his ability to drive off every other offer must have some basis, however arcane.
    But Roland changed the price on the Aussie by adding on the previously "all sorted, not a problem" directors bonds.

    The Aussies are NOT the problem here as much as people keep trying to make it so.

    Duchatelet is the problem.

    The Europeans and Dalman have been messed about on the price and negotiations.  The Aussie had a deal but Duchatelet changed it.

    And if the Aussies are a problem and unreliable than Duchatelet could have just taken one of the many other offers, but he hasn't.

    Duchatelet wants too much and he wants protection from any liabilities as well as future payments on success and player sales. 

    Duchatelet is the problem.
     
    He agreed £33m with the Aussies before the play-off final and then changed his mind and said they had to resolve the directors’ loans.

    He could have had £45m at Christmas but asked for £72m.
    Napa was nearly right then! 


    No he wasn't, just because that's what RD is asking for, doesn't mean it's what the club is worth, which is what Napa said.
  • Addickted said:
    CAFCBell said:
    LTKapal said:
    Taxi_Lad said:
    LTKapal said:
    I still can't understand that surely before accumulating more losses why he wouldn't put the 4million he was potentially investing into toney into the directors loans for a quicker sale
    He wasn’t putting 4m in. He was merely allowing LB to reinvest if Taylor was sold
    I thought it was said somewhere that toney was intended as Taylors partner. 

    Whether true or not is a different matter. 
    Bowyer himself has stated Toney was to play upfront with Taylor. 
    So why did we make a bid for him only on the last day of the transfer window?
    Didnt the Peterborough chairman tweet a day or two before it closed saying that he'd turned down bids for Toney

    Definitely dont think we only bid on deadline day for him
  • J BLOCK
    J BLOCK Posts: 8,309
    CAFCBell said:
    LTKapal said:
    Taxi_Lad said:
    LTKapal said:
    I still can't understand that surely before accumulating more losses why he wouldn't put the 4million he was potentially investing into toney into the directors loans for a quicker sale
    He wasn’t putting 4m in. He was merely allowing LB to reinvest if Taylor was sold
    I thought it was said somewhere that toney was intended as Taylors partner. 

    Whether true or not is a different matter. 
    Bowyer himself has stated Toney was to play upfront with Taylor. 
    Where was that? I understood it was a case of Toney in, Taylor out 
  • J BLOCK said:
    CAFCBell said:
    LTKapal said:
    Taxi_Lad said:
    LTKapal said:
    I still can't understand that surely before accumulating more losses why he wouldn't put the 4million he was potentially investing into toney into the directors loans for a quicker sale
    He wasn’t putting 4m in. He was merely allowing LB to reinvest if Taylor was sold
    I thought it was said somewhere that toney was intended as Taylors partner. 

    Whether true or not is a different matter. 
    Bowyer himself has stated Toney was to play upfront with Taylor. 
    Where was that? I understood it was a case of Toney in, Taylor out 
    Find it hard to believe we were going to pay a fee for Toney and keep Taylor.
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,967
    N01R4M said:
    Just curious. Did the Aussies accept RD's valuation of the club - I thought I heard that mentioned. So possibly the reason RD feels he can arse around with the other bidders when they offer a more realistic valuation of the worth of Charlto Athletic, is that he has a bid somewhere on the table which approximates to what he wants, even though it never seems near to being achieved. In which case, the presence of the Aussies is an active hindrance.
    None of this takes into account RD and his utter failure to have any sort of business nous, but even by his standards, his ability to drive off every other offer must have some basis, however arcane.
    But Roland changed the price on the Aussie by adding on the previously "all sorted, not a problem" directors bonds.

    The Aussies are NOT the problem here as much as people keep trying to make it so.

    Duchatelet is the problem.

    The Europeans and Dalman have been messed about on the price and negotiations.  The Aussie had a deal but Duchatelet changed it.

    And if the Aussies are a problem and unreliable than Duchatelet could have just taken one of the many other offers, but he hasn't.

    Duchatelet wants too much and he wants protection from any liabilities as well as future payments on success and player sales. 

    Duchatelet is the problem.
     
    He agreed £33m with the Aussies before the play-off final and then changed his mind and said they had to resolve the directors’ loans. He could have had £45m at Christmas but asked for £72m.
    Who was offering £45m at Christmas @Airman Brown  ?
    According to the Fans Forum minutes, there were 5 potential buyers around at that time!

    Spoke to an ex player recently who said a group (which involved a CAFC fan) had spoken to RD and offered £45m

    He turned it down 
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,560
    Addickted said:
    CAFCBell said:
    LTKapal said:
    Taxi_Lad said:
    LTKapal said:
    I still can't understand that surely before accumulating more losses why he wouldn't put the 4million he was potentially investing into toney into the directors loans for a quicker sale
    He wasn’t putting 4m in. He was merely allowing LB to reinvest if Taylor was sold
    I thought it was said somewhere that toney was intended as Taylors partner. 

    Whether true or not is a different matter. 
    Bowyer himself has stated Toney was to play upfront with Taylor. 
    So why did we make a bid for him only on the last day of the transfer window?
    when we were coincidentally fending off numerous bids from Brentford for Taylor? We may have initially bid say 2m for Toney with the Djiksteel money but later bids were with the intention of using money from the Taylor sale.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    CAFCBell said:
    LTKapal said:
    Taxi_Lad said:
    LTKapal said:
    I still can't understand that surely before accumulating more losses why he wouldn't put the 4million he was potentially investing into toney into the directors loans for a quicker sale
    He wasn’t putting 4m in. He was merely allowing LB to reinvest if Taylor was sold
    I thought it was said somewhere that toney was intended as Taylors partner. 

    Whether true or not is a different matter. 
    Bowyer himself has stated Toney was to play upfront with Taylor. 
    Ask yourself this.
    Who told Bowyer that was the case?
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,331
    T_C_E said:
    CAFCBell said:
    LTKapal said:
    Taxi_Lad said:
    LTKapal said:
    I still can't understand that surely before accumulating more losses why he wouldn't put the 4million he was potentially investing into toney into the directors loans for a quicker sale
    He wasn’t putting 4m in. He was merely allowing LB to reinvest if Taylor was sold
    I thought it was said somewhere that toney was intended as Taylors partner. 

    Whether true or not is a different matter. 
    Bowyer himself has stated Toney was to play upfront with Taylor. 
    Ask yourself this.
    Who told Bowyer that was the case?
    Money's on Doucher
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