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What is your idea of hell?
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And bus wankersPringle said:Bus stations, full of lost luggage and lost souls.0 -
Beetroot.
Salad cream.
Apart from that things might be bad but I could cope. Beetroot and salad cream however start my retch reflex straight away.2 -
That's a deep question. I mean, is anything worthwhile?iainment said:1 -
Any sense of achievement is worthwhile.0
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Spending time by myself witnessing me spending time with myself0
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Eastenders by a country mile,nothing comes close to this pile of abject miserable dogshit.2
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Clearly a thread to not be taken seriously?
Films, any with Steven Seagal, Vin Diesel or Dwayne Johnson or any other thick necked blockhead.
TV, all reality and soaps along with Bonnet Dramas
Music, Boy George/Culture Club
Food, All meat and fish.
Drink, most herbal infusions
Sport, Horse Racing, Snooker and Darts
Place, Malta
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The slack meeting I'm in right now0
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OK, thought carefully about this.
Films - Anything with Steven Seagal or Vin Diesel. Seagal can't act, and Diesel takes himself far too seriously. Also some more recent British comedy films (The Potato Men, Grimsby) are absolute dross.
TV - Soaps generally, but Eastenders particularly. The people of the East end of London are famous for smiling through adversity, (the Blitz being a case in point) but everyone in that programme is so bloody miserable. Any of the recent realty TV/competitive programmes. Cheap, nasty TV, which beggars the question why we are paying a licence fee.
Music - Rap. Find a decent tune, written by someone with some talent, and talk, blaspheme, and hurl abuse over the top of it. Any ability to sing is probably considered a liability.
Food - I fully expect to be in a minority of one here. Curry. I love spicy food, but cannot stand even the smell of curry. It makes me gag. And, unlike practically the entire population of the planet, the more I've drunk, the more the smell makes me want to throw up.
Drink - Like someone said above, anything flavoured with aniseed.
Sport - Horse racing. A small (usually Irish) man, sits upon a magnificent animal, thrashes it with a whip to make it run faster, and when THE HORSE comes in first, the pundits all say "What a magnificent ride by (insert jockey's name here) to get his horse up for the win!"...
Place - Middlesborough. I once went to Ellesmere Port. I thought it was an absolute dump. I took to calling it "the armpit of England!". But there are 2 armpits on the human body. I always wondered where the other was. Then came Operation Riverside...2 -
Films
Anything Country & Western or made before 1980.
Tv
Question Time or anything political
Music
Abba or Queen
Food
Parsnips
Drink
Whisky or anything that tastes like petrol but people think it tastes different.
Sport
Rugby or motor sport
Place
Lewisham
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That bloody Palace fan has only come and found me and pitched up on the spot next to me. Asked me where I was yesterday. Said I was with ‘Fat Tel’ from Morden further down the beach. Asked me where I was last night. Said I was with the West Country crowd. He said ‘if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were trying to avoid me’ .... er, yes mate_MrDick said:I was on the beach yesterday and got talking to a couple from Croydon. He was Palace and he didn’t stop going on about them. I’ve completely avoided him today and sitting at the other end of the beach. Stuck with a Chelsea fan today reminiscing about his hooligan past ... running out of places to sit at this rate. I certainly know how to pick ‘em6 -
Films - Romcoms
TV - The BBC
Music - The Beatles
Food - Meat substitutes
Drink - Energy drinks
Sport - Women's football
Place - Anywhere religious
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Person: Mother in Law
Religion: All
Music : Dance, hip hop, techno,funk
TV: Reality tv
Hell: sitting with my mother in law listening to her try to convert my daughters to catholicism while she watches Big Brother4 -
Barbra Streisand0
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I know this kind of statement is designed to get a rise and I really shouldn't bite, but I can't let it go. This sort of lazy uninformed nonsense is baffling and sad in 2019. I honestly can't think of any reputable rappers who 'talk over a decent tune written by someone with talent'. If you want to keep believing that that's what represents rap then definitely don't listen to any Lupe Fiasco, especially not Jonylah Forever or The Instrumental. Steer clear of (literally off the top of my head) Macklemore, Plan B, Mac Miller, Blu, Common, Nas as it would be hard to fit them into your neat little stereotype. Also stay away from The Roots or Common Market as they generally don't sample and believe it or not actually have singers in their groups. If you want to feel good about yourself and prove that you're right be sure to check out Lil Uzi Vert and Lil Yatchy amongst others. Of course you can like whatever music you want and there are plenty of types of music I don't enjoy (or more accurately have never taken the time to try to get into), but at least know what you're talking about before you dismiss a whole genre with ridiculous sweeping statements based on (probably) received wisdom. I don't really enjoy heavy metal music for example, but I wouldn't attempt to sum up the music in one sentence as I know nothing about it and it clearly means a lot to some people. Again, I shouldn't have bitten but to choose rap of all the music to be offended by, in today's world of the X Factor, The Voice and the YouTube generation? Come on.East_Stand_Loopy said:OK, thought carefully about this.
Films - Anything with Steven Seagal or Vin Diesel. Seagal can't act, and Diesel takes himself far too seriously. Also some more recent British comedy films (The Potato Men, Grimsby) are absolute dross.
TV - Soaps generally, but Eastenders particularly. The people of the East end of London are famous for smiling through adversity, (the Blitz being a case in point) but everyone in that programme is so bloody miserable. Any of the recent realty TV/competitive programmes. Cheap, nasty TV, which beggars the question why we are paying a licence fee.
Music - Rap. Find a decent tune, written by someone with some talent, and talk, blaspheme, and hurl abuse over the top of it. Any ability to sing is probably considered a liability.
Food - I fully expect to be in a minority of one here. Curry. I love spicy food, but cannot stand even the smell of curry. It makes me gag. And, unlike practically the entire population of the planet, the more I've drunk, the more the smell makes me want to throw up.
Drink - Like someone said above, anything flavoured with aniseed.
Sport - Horse racing. A small (usually Irish) man, sits upon a magnificent animal, thrashes it with a whip to make it run faster, and when THE HORSE comes in first, the pundits all say "What a magnificent ride by (insert jockey's name here) to get his horse up for the win!"...
Place - Middlesborough. I once went to Ellesmere Port. I thought it was an absolute dump. I took to calling it "the armpit of England!". But there are 2 armpits on the human body. I always wondered where the other was. Then came Operation Riverside...0 -
Films - Horror movies or science fiction. Anything with Adam Sandler.
TV - Any reality show dirge. Anything with Piers Morgan.
Music - Heavy Metal. Anything with Adele.
Food - Blueberries.
Drink - Anything with aniseed such as Pernod.
Sport - Basketball. Glorified Netball.
Place - Bexleyheath. Would rather live in Beiruit.
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The Sound of Music............... put that on the tele and you’ll get me to do anything to make it stop.
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Splendid! I must be doing something right! I've never heard of any of them...JaShea99 said:
I know this kind of statement is designed to get a rise and I really shouldn't bite, but I can't let it go. This sort of lazy uninformed nonsense is baffling and sad in 2019. I honestly can't think of any reputable rappers who 'talk over a decent tune written by someone with talent'. If you want to keep believing that that's what represents rap then definitely don't listen to any Lupe Fiasco, especially not Jonylah Forever or The Instrumental. Steer clear of (literally off the top of my head) Macklemore, Plan B, Mac Miller, Blu, Common, Nas as it would be hard to fit them into your neat little stereotype. Also stay away from The Roots or Common Market as they generally don't sample and believe it or not actually have singers in their groups. If you want to feel good about yourself and prove that you're right be sure to check out Lil Uzi Vert and Lil Yatchy amongst others. Of course you can like whatever music you want and there are plenty of types of music I don't enjoy (or more accurately have never taken the time to try to get into), but at least know what you're talking about before you dismiss a whole genre with ridiculous sweeping statements based on (probably) received wisdom. I don't really enjoy heavy metal music for example, but I wouldn't attempt to sum up the music in one sentence as I know nothing about it and it clearly means a lot to some people. Again, I shouldn't have bitten but to choose rap of all the music to be offended by, in today's world of the X Factor, The Voice and the YouTube generation? Come on.East_Stand_Loopy said:OK, thought carefully about this.
Films - Anything with Steven Seagal or Vin Diesel. Seagal can't act, and Diesel takes himself far too seriously. Also some more recent British comedy films (The Potato Men, Grimsby) are absolute dross.
TV - Soaps generally, but Eastenders particularly. The people of the East end of London are famous for smiling through adversity, (the Blitz being a case in point) but everyone in that programme is so bloody miserable. Any of the recent realty TV/competitive programmes. Cheap, nasty TV, which beggars the question why we are paying a licence fee.
Music - Rap. Find a decent tune, written by someone with some talent, and talk, blaspheme, and hurl abuse over the top of it. Any ability to sing is probably considered a liability.
Food - I fully expect to be in a minority of one here. Curry. I love spicy food, but cannot stand even the smell of curry. It makes me gag. And, unlike practically the entire population of the planet, the more I've drunk, the more the smell makes me want to throw up.
Drink - Like someone said above, anything flavoured with aniseed.
Sport - Horse racing. A small (usually Irish) man, sits upon a magnificent animal, thrashes it with a whip to make it run faster, and when THE HORSE comes in first, the pundits all say "What a magnificent ride by (insert jockey's name here) to get his horse up for the win!"...
Place - Middlesborough. I once went to Ellesmere Port. I thought it was an absolute dump. I took to calling it "the armpit of England!". But there are 2 armpits on the human body. I always wondered where the other was. Then came Operation Riverside...0 -
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My idea of hell;_MrDick said:
That bloody Palace fan has only come and found me and pitched up on the spot next to me. Asked me where I was yesterday. Said I was with ‘Fat Tel’ from Morden further down the beach. Asked me where I was last night. Said I was with the West Country crowd. He said ‘if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were trying to avoid me’ .... er, yes mate_MrDick said:I was on the beach yesterday and got talking to a couple from Croydon. He was Palace and he didn’t stop going on about them. I’ve completely avoided him today and sitting at the other end of the beach. Stuck with a Chelsea fan today reminiscing about his hooligan past ... running out of places to sit at this rate. I certainly know how to pick ‘em
Holiday friends.
Palace Mug
Fat Tel
West Country lot
Why? Someone speaks to me on holiday, they get grunted responses until they leave.
There to forget about pricks at work, not there to suffer more*
*unless shes fit, desperate and holidaying alone1 -
The House of Commoners2
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Films
Star Wars, utter utter guff. And totally ripped of from the Japanese
Tv
Any cookery show, it’s food not art, pretentious BS.
Music
Any DJ gig, it’s a person playing records/songs made by someone else, talentless charlatans, do sod off
Food
Beetroot, the devils gonads.
Drink
Whisky, gross stuff!
Sport
Darts/snooker.... anything that originated in a pub or involves drinking is a game, these are games not sport.
Place
London, there’s just too many people there, it’s ridiculous and it looks like I may have to work there again.....!
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Apart from lord of the rings and mushrooms agree with all that.DoctorCharlton said:Films
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
Tv
Any soaps
Music
that stupid drill music all the kids are listening to
Food
fish
mushrooms
Drink
hipster green teas and energy drinks
Sport
any american sport
Place
East London - makes me feel ill whenever I venture to the likes of East Ham,Plaistow etc
Especially the last one.0 -
Sport, when West Ham and palace both reached the play off final. Hate them both on equal measures.0
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FilmsMarvel etc.
Tv
Infomercials
Music
K-Pop and J-Pop
Food
Offal
Drink
Tomato juice
Sport
Dancesport
Place
Elephant & Castle Shopping Centre0 -
Getting serious for once.
I was still buzzing from having a great day Wednesday and seeing the sublime performance from Charlton in 1st half despite the 1-1.
While driving home and happy that the traffic was flowing nicely, we were on the edge of Chislehurst high street at about 10.20 and it was a scene from Hell. At least 5 cars were smashed, and police cars and emergency vehicles were there or arriving.
It was carnage and looked like a bomb site.
It was surreal but straight away you guessed that two cars were racing which I have found out from the news and footage appears to be the case. The 25 year old driver of one of the sporty cars is fighting for his life but sheer madness to be racing down the high street. A bus coming from the other way appears to have caused one of the drivers to swerve and crash into the lampost and parked cars outside the Côte brasserie. The other car ripped up flower beds and crashed into bollards.
As this has now made the national papers and on line outlets, you may know that six cars were damaged including the Jaguar F-Type and Audi A5 who appear to be the racing cars( police are still investigating the footage) to establish the facts.
Four other vehicles, a Nissan Qashqai, a Volkswagen, a Volvo XC90 and a Porsche Cayenne, were also wrecked when either the Jaguar or Audi cars smashed into them.
Reports suggest that the Porsche was parked and was owned by a local doctor who had bought the car two days ago.
The only good news is no innocent bystanders were injured. I hope the driver recovers and spends the next 10 years traveling by bus or train.3 -
Disagree with the last paragraph. Sounds like the fact that no innocent bystanders were hurt, was dumb luck, not design. I hope the driver recovers and spends the next 10 years in Belmarsh. What are the odds he didn't have insurance as well?soapboxsam said:Getting serious for once.
I was still buzzing from having a great day Wednesday and seeing the sublime performance from Charlton in 1st half despite the 1-1.
While driving home and happy that the traffic was flowing nicely, we were on the edge of Chislehurst high street at about 10.20 and it was a scene from Hell. At least 5 cars were smashed, and police cars and emergency vehicles were there or arriving.
It was carnage and looked like a bomb site.
It was surreal but straight away you guessed that two cars were racing which I have found out from the news and footage appears to be the case. The 25 year old driver of one of the sporty cars is fighting for his life but sheer madness to be racing down the high street. A bus coming from the other way appears to have caused one of the drivers to swerve and crash into the lampost and parked cars outside the Côte brasserie. The other car ripped up flower beds and crashed into bollards.
As this has now made the national papers and on line outlets, you may know that six cars were damaged including the Jaguar F-Type and Audi A5 who appear to be the racing cars( police are still investigating the footage) to establish the facts.
Four other vehicles, a Nissan Qashqai, a Volkswagen, a Volvo XC90 and a Porsche Cayenne, were also wrecked when either the Jaguar or Audi cars smashed into them.
Reports suggest that the Porsche was parked and was owned by a local doctor who had bought the car two days ago.
The only good news is no innocent bystanders were injured. I hope the driver recovers and spends the next 10 years traveling by bus or train.0 -
Films
Any Feminazi induced re-make
TV
Any 'reality tv' based around celebrity lives.
Any british soap.
Music
Screamo
Food
Raw onion,
Drink
Most beers, lagers and ales... Pretty much Vodka and a mixer will do. Or decent wine.
Sport
Cricket (other than the big games), Animal based sports, Tennis.
Place
Cities and their outer lying regions... Croydon a fine example. I'll stay in Horsham where life is dull but peaceful and I can visit the manic areas if I want.0 -
I agree with you if the footage I have seen initially is confirmed to be 100% just several seconds from the mayhem then the person must serve time whether in wheel chair or not. The other driver should as well if proven to be as liable.East_Stand_Loopy said:
Disagree with the last paragraph. Sounds like the fact that no innocent bystanders were hurt, was dumb luck, not design. I hope the driver recovers and spends the next 10 years in Belmarsh. What are the odds he didn't have insurance as well?soapboxsam said:Getting serious for once.
I was still buzzing from having a great day Wednesday and seeing the sublime performance from Charlton in 1st half despite the 1-1.
While driving home and happy that the traffic was flowing nicely, we were on the edge of Chislehurst high street at about 10.20 and it was a scene from Hell. At least 5 cars were smashed, and police cars and emergency vehicles were there or arriving.
It was carnage and looked like a bomb site.
It was surreal but straight away you guessed that two cars were racing which I have found out from the news and footage appears to be the case. The 25 year old driver of one of the sporty cars is fighting for his life but sheer madness to be racing down the high street. A bus coming from the other way appears to have caused one of the drivers to swerve and crash into the lampost and parked cars outside the Côte brasserie. The other car ripped up flower beds and crashed into bollards.
As this has now made the national papers and on line outlets, you may know that six cars were damaged including the Jaguar F-Type and Audi A5 who appear to be the racing cars( police are still investigating the footage) to establish the facts.
Four other vehicles, a Nissan Qashqai, a Volkswagen, a Volvo XC90 and a Porsche Cayenne, were also wrecked when either the Jaguar or Audi cars smashed into them.
Reports suggest that the Porsche was parked and was owned by a local doctor who had bought the car two days ago.
The only good news is no innocent bystanders were injured. I hope the driver recovers and spends the next 10 years traveling by bus or train.
Not sure at moment if it will come to this as the guy is still on the critical list.
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