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If you could punch anyone in the face at this precise moment...

Dave2l
Dave2l Posts: 8,866
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Who would it be?

Some twat that pinched your potential love interest? By talking a load of bollocks

Matt Smith? (Probably spelt wrong bloke that scored Millwall's winner)

Pardew? Dowie? Roland?
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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,850
    Adolf Hitler
  • LTKapal
    LTKapal Posts: 1,312
    The first option
  • DoctorCharlton
    DoctorCharlton Posts: 2,463
    Naby Sarr
  • CharltonDave85
    CharltonDave85 Posts: 502
    Bloggers and youtubers 
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    Persons who start threads like this.

    Only joking, before anyone gets upset.

    Peace, love and better defending at corners
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    CharltonDave85 said:
    Bloggers and youtubers 
    Dont worry, they're stupid enough to hit each other
  • hoof_it_up_to_benty
    hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,450
    Nobody.
  • snowinberlin
    snowinberlin Posts: 807
    Mary Berry
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,008
    Ade Edmondson. I don’t know why.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Michael Gove or Steve Smith. Mainly because their faces are begging for it
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  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,561
    Jeremy Corbyn and hoping it deflects off and catches Tony Blair too.
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    Michael Gove, Rees Mogg, Johnson, Peter Crouch and the gay hairdresser from Gogglebox
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,026
    Bloody hell, we were only at The Den for a couple of hours and look what happens.
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 36,015
    ads said:
    Michael Gove, Rees Mogg, Johnson, Peter Crouch and the gay hairdresser from Gogglebox
    I can see most of them but Crouch? Why?
  • alicwkd
    alicwkd Posts: 374
    Chris_from_Sidcup said:
    ads said:
    Michael Gove, Rees Mogg, Johnson, Peter Crouch and the gay hairdresser from Gogglebox
    I can see most of them but Crouch? Why?
    It would mean he's suddenly grown 2 feet.
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,728
    There's this lad at my gym who walks around with a pout on all session, he just has one of those faces. Not sure I'd even want to punch him, maybe just a backhand slap.
  • TalBHAndreBA
    TalBHAndreBA Posts: 380
    George Osborne
  • harveys_gardener
    harveys_gardener Posts: 7,038
    edited November 2019
    I assume the thread title implies they won't hit you back? In that case I'd plump for Levi Bellfield. I knew him as an obnoxious body builder, who wouldn't leave the weights room when his session was up, spoiling for a fight. As it turned out, the people he did attack were young women and he had to use a hammer on most of them. He didn't mastermind the Milly Dowler murder, he was too thick. 
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    Anyone in the Labour shadow cabinet, oh and anyone standing for the Lib Dem, Green, SNP and UKIP parties...  Also the Conservatives actually!

    Just hate any politician this morning,  wonder what has happened to piss me off?
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    Roland's dad for not pulling out
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,866
    ads said:
    Michael Gove, Rees Mogg, Johnson, Peter Crouch and the gay hairdresser from Gogglebox

    Crouch would have to be doing a squat for most people to be able to reach. More effort then it's worth  
  • bolloxbolder
    bolloxbolder Posts: 7,962
    Boris Johnson. 
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    The twat squatter who let off the fireworks deliberately during the Remembrance silence in Salford today.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,679
    Addickted said:
    The twat squatter who let off the fireworks deliberately during the Remembrance silence in Salford today.
    Deserves a fcukin good kicking never mind a punch 
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    @ElfsborgAddick
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,291
    I don't believe in political violence, but Iain Duncan Smith sorely tests that principle
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,633
    Not sure who the spanner player was, but he was giving large to the us when they scored the winner.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,679
    guinnessaddick said:
    Not sure who the spanner player was, but he was giving large to the us when they scored the winner.
    Can't blame him for that.
    Imagine if Lyle scores a winner against them in April. 
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    blackpool72 said:
    guinnessaddick said:
    Not sure who the spanner player was, but he was giving large to the us when they scored the winner.
    Can't blame him for that.
    Imagine if Lyle scores a winner against them in April. 
    Nope - Soz cant imagine that Im afraid

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