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  • Shouldn't some of these comments be on things that annoy you?  
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Her three-week voyage across the Atlantic made safely, Greta will head for the UN 'COP25' climate conference in Madrid.
    The conference was to have taken place in Santiago, but was moved on 30th October after civil unrest in Chile, leaving Greta with only four weeks' notice to make it halfway across the world.


    Greta's looking rather bald in that photo.
    I hope all the stress isn't effecting her.
    Imagine the stress that being in her position could bring to an experienced adult, add to that, everything she does being under scrutiny so having travel via sailing boat to each country

    Surely it would have been better for her to vlog, once she'd done the first couple "high profile" appearances.

    Whether you agree with what she's actually saying or not, I don't think it can be argued that it's turning into a bit of a circus
  • That 40 years since leaving school today I travel into town to meet old school friends many of whom I lost contact with until 5 years ago.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited December 2019
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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    edited December 2019
    That 40 years since leaving school today I travel into town to meet old school friends many of whom I lost contact with until 5 years ago.
    and do you like any of them now?

    edit: you must do or this is the wrong thread 😂
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Finally sticking a bullet in Trevor Philips, no not the TV broadcaster, if you know you know, "Dawg"
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,957
    edited December 2019
    Sticking a quid on Forest at half time at 12-1 when they're 1-0 down to Millwall and NOT cashing out when they equalise...

    (I did cash out at 1-2)
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    Am I allowed to say that a decent blow job with my girlfriend then also coming really pleases me?

    Oh, too late darling I’m going to sleep now. 
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    edited December 2019
    Just caught the result... They really are the jammiest of fuckers!

    {EDIT}

    The Spanners that is...  NOT the Alwaysneils!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Canelo Alvarez interview where he was listening in English but responding in Spanish. Tickled me.
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Put some splash back tiles up in our downstairs loo (was afraid of making a pigs ear of it but it came out ok), then the Christmas decs whilst cooking a roast dinner.

    Now sitting down to watch Polar Express while an apple crumble cools on the side. 
  • The straight laced weather girl on Sky warning those in the west to secure their inflatable Santas.

    Shouldn't laugh I suppose, but I couldn't help thinking that we in the east will be awash with  them in the morning. 🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅





     
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,104
    Solar lights.
    Especially those PIR sensor ones. 
    Brilliant.
  • My three year old grandaughter was asked by Santa 'Who do we have here then?' 'Mummy, Daddy, Nanny and two Grandads' she replied.  I could detect a spark in Santa as he looked up and said, 'Two Grandads?  Lucky old Grandma' .......... bad Santa!
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Our latest signing born on the day the takeover was announced and as yet unnamed. 😀
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    T_C_E said:
    Our latest signing born on the day the takeover was announced and as yet unnamed. 😀
    what ever you decide it's got to start with "His Excellency" 
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418


    T_C_E said:
    Our latest signing born on the day the takeover was announced and as yet unnamed. 😀
    what ever you decide it's got to start with "His Excellency" 


    Stan? 😂
  • Shakey?
  • N01R4M
    N01R4M Posts: 2,577
    Hex, or hexy?
    As in His Excellency, not as in witch or curse, obviously!
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    What about Nimer?
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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    edited December 2019
    Stig said:
    Canelo Alvarez interview where he was listening in English but responding in Spanish. Tickled me.
    Lack of confidence, I sometimes respond to Portuguese in English - especially when talking to people about health or technical things (and I know they can actually speak English, of course).   
  • Seeing Stewart Lee live last night. Brilliantly funny. 
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,957
    Seeing Stewart Lee live last night. Brilliantly funny. 
    I saw that as a work in progress in October. Just about his best show, even unpolished. Will catch it again next year.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    The names of mushrooms, toadstools and other fungi: Lumpy Bracket, Deceiver, Sac Fungi, The Goblet, Parrot Waxcap, Velvet Foot, Meally Pinkgill, Amethyst Deceiver, White Saddle, Stubble Rosegill, Witches Butter, Brittlegills, Slender Parasol, Wood Blewit, Turkey Tail, Sulphur Tuft, Collared Earthstar, Fly Agaric, Chicken of the Woods, Pear Shaped Puffball, Orange Hobnail Canker, Shaggy Inkcap, Jelly Ear, Blusher, Aniseed Funnel, Clouded Funnel, Trooping Funnel, Fairy Ring Marasmius, Hairy Curtain Crust, Smokey Roundhead, Purple Jellydisc, Stalked Hairy Fairy Cap, Dog Stinkhorn, Purple Veiled Slippery Jack, Brown Roll-Rim, God I'm Turning Into Jack Hargreaves, That Last One Was A Statement Not A Fungus.
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,104
    Bizarrely, many of those are also nicknames my brother used for his girlfriends
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    I’m going to Texas!
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    Fixer for a beef import deal, @iainment ?    B)
  • Quite amused by the Daily Mirror's take on the disastrous Cats re-edit.


  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Bowyer, a month old. :)