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Charlton Life Glossary

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  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,380
    Fans Forum - an inclusive meeting hosted by the club at which agents of Roland Duchatelet obfuscate and lie about, well, pretty much everything. Oh and blame people, lots of blaming.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,231
    Roll over can be added to hair cut and clean title when the Ex directors loans are discussed.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,230
    KiwiValley said:
    Hair cut - something that can only be explained with a house buying analogy
    Haircut might be the most frigging annoying of them all in all of Charlton Life's history!
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    Chez Curb_It - The White Swan 
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,648
    rikofold said:
    Chez Curb_It - The White Swan 
    Headlock, heading your way.
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,380
    Roland: who?
  • HarryLime
    HarryLime Posts: 1,295
    The next two weeks could be crucial = I haven't a feckin clue whats going on but I just want to contribute something
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,380
    HE : His Excellency Tahnoon Nimer
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,380
    Fish puns: a holding sequence of a series of bad fish puns by different (but usually the same) posters when there is little to report/discuss on a thread. 
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,380
    edited January 2020
    HarryLime said:
    The next two weeks could be crucial = I haven't a feckin clue whats going on but I just want to contribute something
    True with its origins relating to an overly optimistic prediction regarding the sale of the club by Roland Duchatelet ( also see ‘imminent’ and ‘done deal’)
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  • JamesSeed
    JamesSeed Posts: 17,380
    edited January 2020
    KiwiValley said:
    HarryLime said:
    The next two weeks could be crucial = I haven't a feckin clue whats going on but I just want to contribute something
    True with its origins relating to an overly optimistic prediction regarding the sale of the club by Roland Duchatelet ( also see ‘imminent’ and ‘done deal’)
    At least it was the potential buyers’ (deeply flawed) prediction :-)
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,034
    guinnessaddick said:
    rikofold said:
    Chez Curb_It - The White Swan 
    Headlock, heading your way.
    Your real name's not Robson-Kanu by any chance, is it?  ;)
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,231
    Chill
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,231
    Pussies

    Only by one person so far but it's gathering momentum.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,946
    Divine Elders
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,211
    Do one! = I don’t agree with you. 
  • Jints
    Jints Posts: 3,495
    Charlton height test - an undefined minimum height for transfer targets (esp. defenders) regardless of skill or even heading ability on the assumption that route 1 is still the standard tactical approach to football. 
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    HarryLime said:
    The next two weeks could be crucial = I haven't a feckin clue whats going on but my life is so empty I am desperately seeking some, any, crumbs of validation and believe that relentless posting on this tiny forum impresses many people I have never met nor will likely ever meet.
    yes, I get the irony
  • Jints
    Jints Posts: 3,495
    Toolbox - a football ground where a point is the best we can hope for 
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,341
    Have a word with yourself - you and I disagree on something
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  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    Tool = often found in a Toolbox
  • Jints
    Jints Posts: 3,495
    pwopa nawty - a hooligan with a lisp and/or dyselxia
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,384
    Maybe this is the strange thing Bowyer talked about - used to explain anything going on at the club that hasn’t appeared to have gone as smoothly or happened as quickly as expected.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,034
    Shit stirrer - Anyone who posts about the ownership of the club / The Valley 

    Bed wetter - Anyone who reads about the ownership of the club/ The Valley 
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,380
    Fit and Proper Persons Test - ... um... no, sorry. Not a clue.
  • EricBanterna
    EricBanterna Posts: 1,740
    KiwiValley said:
    Fit and Proper Persons Test - ... um... no, sorry. Not a clue.
    Can you write your own Name? -  Yes, you can be an owner

    Do you have a criminal record- Yes, you too can be an owner unless another party finds out about your criminal record and makes the EFL look bad at which point we punish the club.

    Have you been bankrupt or removed as director previously? See above. 

    Do you have sufficient funds to run a football club? Evidence will be required after you have taken over the club. See above again.

    Do you have any immediate links to another football club via 3rd party interest? No, you can be owner. 

    Can you sign and date your name? Yes, you can be an owner.

    Congratulations you have passed the EFL fit and Proper test. 

    We wish you every success in your personal gain with your new toy. 

    If you require any further information from the EFL, please do not hesitate to contact us on the below email addresses. Please note our response times.

    EFLfitandproper@orgnaisedcrime.co.uk 48 hr response time. 

    Charltontakeoverhelpdesk@orgnaisedcrime.co.uk. 28 days response time. 
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,380
    edited September 2020
    ITK - In The Know - a coveted (sometimes self-anointed) descriptor for someone with inside knowledge. However accepted to be an ephemeral or even illusionary state due to actual events rapidly contradicting supposed knowledge. 
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,866
    Addickted said:
    Nigel - Person whose traits include wearing black hoodies, thumb sucking and relying on Police protection. Full Kit Wanker - See above
    Doh!
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,299
    "Doing a golfie" - coming back to win after conceding the 1st goal. Named after @golfaddick's obsession with our failure to manage this since the play-off final up to the Bristol Rovers game.
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,380
    Trainspotters  - a supposedly insulting nickname for supposedly boring and lifeless Charlton fans by fans of other clubs that obviously backfires on them. I Mean what sort of man (or women) can’t get aroused by the sight of a mid century diesel locomotive passing through Charlton station?! 

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