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  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,961
    They have their uses: when leaving a job, and boss, that you hate, ringing round for photocopier leasing quotes will keep your soon to be ex-boss nicely pestered for months because those buggers don't give up.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    IdleHans said:
    They have their uses: when leaving a job, and boss, that you hate, ringing round for photocopier leasing quotes will keep your soon to be ex-boss nicely pestered for months because those buggers don't give up.
    that and an endless pile of stationary/office supplies/office furniture catalogs coming through the post every day  
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    The name of Matt Johnson's wonderful band The The. They may have thought they were being clever when they started out in 1979, but they didn't anticipate the nightmare of correctly locating one of their tracks in the digital age.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    T_C_E said:
    The fear put into people by pharmaceutical companies that pumping chemicals into your animals on a annual basis will prevent them getting ill. 
    When a simple blood (Titre) test will tell you the levels of immunity in your dog already and that it not necessary and simple things like Garlic (fleas) and Damascus Earth ((worms) will prevent the same nasties. 
    Isn't this the equivalent of being an anti-vaxxer but for dogs?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Those BBC announcements after almost any programme giving out support messages and contact information. 

    “If you have recently been killed in a plane crash - please call this number for support”
    .....calls are charged at £1.50 per minute....
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Dazzler21 said:
    T_C_E said:
    The fear put into people by pharmaceutical companies that pumping chemicals into your animals on a annual basis will prevent them getting ill. 
    When a simple blood (Titre) test will tell you the levels of immunity in your dog already and that it not necessary and simple things like Garlic (fleas) and Damascus Earth ((worms) will prevent the same nasties. 
    Isn't this the equivalent of being an anti-vaxxer but for dogs?
    I'm not anti, but over vaccination.
    Bowyer had the last of his puppy jabs this morning and will be Titre tested in six months if the test is conclusive thats it
    Valli was the same and her test results showed that her immunity levels were high enough, she would carry some of the levels from the parents and the jabs would top it up, boosters are proving to be ineffective as the levels never change a bit like ours we them done as children and thats it although I believe its not proven sceptics will tell you boosters have an adverse affect on immunity. Sadly as it stands money dictates and the vet I spoke to this morning doesn't give her dogs boosters but unless asked for advice she willingly administers a booster why would you do that?
    I do know that some vets will ask for £160 for a simple blood (Titre) test knowing that £30 for a booster will tip some people towards the cheaper option.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Having to be a member of Mensa just to put your bins out:


  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    T_C_E said:
    Dazzler21 said:
    T_C_E said:
    The fear put into people by pharmaceutical companies that pumping chemicals into your animals on a annual basis will prevent them getting ill. 
    When a simple blood (Titre) test will tell you the levels of immunity in your dog already and that it not necessary and simple things like Garlic (fleas) and Damascus Earth ((worms) will prevent the same nasties. 
    Isn't this the equivalent of being an anti-vaxxer but for dogs?
    I'm not anti, but over vaccination.
    Bowyer had the last of his puppy jabs this morning and will be Titre tested in six months if the test is conclusive thats it
    Valli was the same and her test results showed that her immunity levels were high enough, she would carry some of the levels from the parents and the jabs would top it up, boosters are proving to be ineffective as the levels never change a bit like ours we them done as children and thats it although I believe its not proven sceptics will tell you boosters have an adverse affect on immunity. Sadly as it stands money dictates and the vet I spoke to this morning doesn't give her dogs boosters but unless asked for advice she willingly administers a booster why would you do that?
    I do know that some vets will ask for £160 for a simple blood (Titre) test knowing that £30 for a booster will tip some people towards the cheaper option.
    That makes more sense. I suppose they should be doing the test and then supplying boosters as required. If only they were held to a code of ethics. 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Macronate said:
    Having to be a member of Mensa just to put your bins out:


    Always been hot on waste collection, Bexley Borough
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,961
    The way your tongue swells to four times its normal size as soon as you open your mouth for the dentist
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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,241
    IdleHans said:
    The way your tongue swells to four times its normal size as soon as you open your mouth for the dentist
    Great shout

    Can I add

    Biting your tongue when talking. Doesn't happen often but it really stings
  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618
    edited February 2020
    Greenie said:
    Wilma said:
    Trying to get a GP appointment. 
    Getting a GP appointment and it being cancelled an hour beforehand.
    Telephone appointments instead of actually seeing your GP.
    Was twatted off my motorcycle 4 weeks ago (again) cant say too much because of litigation. Sparked out, woke up as a witness called ambulance, the controller wanted to ‘assess’ me while I was lying in the road unable to move, asked the guy to put phone on speaker in front of me, I still had crash helmet on, I couldn’t remember my name, never mind anything else. They assessed me as a three, police turned up 15 mins later, saw the state of me and prioritised the call. 
    In total I was lying in the road unable to move (they thought I’d fractured my back and pelvis) for 45 minutes. This is the state of our underfunded fucking NHS. And yes I’m fucking angry about it.
    I hope you're okay and not seriously injured.

    I had similar when I was hit by a car crossing the road a year ago, trying to talk to the ambulance controller whilst lying in the middle of the road with traffic filtering past me was not good. Ended up lying there for two hours with the police having arrived and closed the road. Even worse was I was right outside Darent Valley Hospital and someone went and spoke to A&E who wouldn't do a thing as I was not on hospital grounds! Luckily I had an off-duty paramedic helping me and nurses who had stopped on their way home. 

    Still at least the extra £350m a week from Brexit will sort all this out :-)
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    IdleHans said:
    The way your tongue swells to four times its normal size as soon as you open your mouth for the dentist
    if he has told you to close your eyes, that's not your tongue 
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,961
    Now I feel cheap and dirty
  • IdleHans said:
    Now I feel cheap and dirty
    I bet you paid him as well rather than the other way round?
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,961
    I have to these days.im well past my prime 

  • IdleHans said:
    Now I feel cheap and dirty

    Not cheap if it's your dentist.
  • IdleHans said:
    The way your tongue swells to four times its normal size as soon as you open your mouth for the dentist

    Female dentist?

  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,961
    Actually yes. And rather lovely.
    But that would've spoiled cafcdave's joke
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    IdleHans said:
    Actually yes. And rather lovely.
    But that would've spoiled cafcdave's joke
    So you get tongue boners for your dentist?
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Those BBC announcements after almost any programme giving out support messages and contact information. 

    “If you have recently been killed in a plane crash - please call this number for support”
    .....calls are charged at £1.50 per minute....
    Are they really?  Tonight's wasn't. 


  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Pathetic chavvy bullshit posting videos with porn sounds overlayed, what is it 2009?

    Yep well and truly bitten, but it's pathetic and I don't expect it on here. 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Stig said:
    Those BBC announcements after almost any programme giving out support messages and contact information. 

    “If you have recently been killed in a plane crash - please call this number for support”
    .....calls are charged at £1.50 per minute....
    Are they really?  Tonight's wasn't. 


    Free quid?!?!

    Even worse, cheers for heads up mate
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    edited February 2020
    Stig said:
    Those BBC announcements after almost any programme giving out support messages and contact information. 

    “If you have recently been killed in a plane crash - please call this number for support”
    .....calls are charged at £1.50 per minute....
    Are they really?  Tonight's wasn't. 


    Free quid?!?!

    Even worse, cheers for heads up mate
    I thought about this after I'd posted. Perhaps they charge out your way so that foreign nationals don't get a freebie about of British licence payers.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Stig said:
    Stig said:
    Those BBC announcements after almost any programme giving out support messages and contact information. 

    “If you have recently been killed in a plane crash - please call this number for support”
    .....calls are charged at £1.50 per minute....
    Are they really?  Tonight's wasn't. 


    Free quid?!?!

    Even worse, cheers for heads up mate
    I though about this after I'd posted. Perhaps they charge out your way so that foreign nationals don't get a freebie about of British licence payers.
    Not sure mate, never called it. 
  • Gala Bingo ad on TV.  Makes out it's a big game of friends. No it ain't it's an insular game you play on your phone or tablet. When do you get to meet all of these people?

    More utter bollocks.

  • Macronate said:
    The Alexa advert where the bad loser girl comes in having lost a game of football and strops up to her room without even speaking to her parents.

    Mum is then awoken to a sound outside and asks Alexa what the time is. 4:40am is the reply. 4 fuckin’ 40am.

    Mum looks outside and sees daughter kicking a ball against a wall in the garden. Remember it’s 4:40am.

    So what does mum do next?

    No, she doesn’t shout at her daughter to get inside immediately before she wakes the whole sodding street up. Nor does she go outside herself, clip her daughter round the ear and demand she go indoors.

    Instead, mum asks Alexa to activate the outside floodlight just in case the whole street wasn’t already awake, so that her daughter can continue honing her skills.

    Utter bollocks.

    Agreed, glad she don't live next door to me.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,223
    Alexa, find me an assassin to kill the girl next door.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Heard some weird things about those Alexas
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