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Scene with best one liner in a non-sitcom

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  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,208
    “Infamy, infamy, they’ve got it in for me!”. Carry on...
  • MOBY DUCK
    MOBY DUCK Posts: 196
    Is that 3 sitcom quotes in a row now?

    In the adapted words of Bricktop - You fucking Prats
  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448
    (From memory so probably slightly off)

    Scene: Several British officials/soldiers coming back from the Khyber pass sat in a cart being pulled by a large bovine.

    Rector: That's the first time I have ever ridden in a cart pulled by a cow.

    Roy Castle: Bullocks vicar.

    Rector: No, I haven't honestly.

    Carry On Up the Khyber
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,839
    Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast - Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction
  • muppetman
    muppetman Posts: 287

    Fuck You! That's My Name! You know why, Mister? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight; I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name. 

    Alec Baldwin, from Glengarry Glen Ross.


  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    There are plenty of great bits from the west wing but the line from the first episode where sam is explaining how he accidentally slept with a prostitute always makes me chuckle:

    Toby: Accidentally?
    Sam: Yes.
    Toby: I don’t understand, did you trip over something?
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    From See no evil, hear no evil

    I'm not White!!  Does dad know??
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,126
    Greetings Starfighter. 
    You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. 
  • Sarrf_London
    Sarrf_London Posts: 523
    Sarrf_London said:
    I give you Yosser Hughes in Boys from the Blackstuff, "I'm desperate Dan". No job, lost kids to social, contemplating suicide. Talking to priest called Dan.

    Another classic was to button-hole real Graeme Souness, "I look like you".  And he did.
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  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    Lord Summerisle [to Sgt. Howie]: 
    "Come. It is time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man".
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  • Danepak
    Danepak Posts: 1,629
    Ace Rothstein: From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
  • Sarrf_London
    Sarrf_London Posts: 523


  • Sarrf_London
    Sarrf_London Posts: 523
    edited April 2020
    Super_Eddie_Youds said:
    Looking forward to the reaction as people get this very specific thread wrong.

    - Netflix top 10 list part 2: now I'm really angry
    Don't recognise that one liner. Doesn't seem particularly noteworthy or funny. Sauce?
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,467
    https://youtu.be/pBdGOrcUEg8
  • foresthillred
    foresthillred Posts: 1,436
    edited June 2024
    charltonkeston said:
    No no no no no no no no no 
    Gandi  in Sexy Best
    Also Ghandi in Sexy Beast, possibly his first line in it too. "I gotta change my shirt. I'm sweating like a c***."
  • DOUCHER
    DOUCHER Posts: 7,899
    'That boy couldn't hit the side of a Renault Espace from 10 yards' 'I've got one word to say to you Smallsey - Hyundai' - the wise words of Mike Bassett England Manager's assistant who happened to be a second hand car salesman before he got the job
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Addickted said:
    These go to 11.
    AddickUpNorth said:
    “These go to 11”.

    This Is Spinal Tap.
    And he got more Lols than me.

  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    "All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone,"

    Blaise Pascal
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,652
    'No Mr Bond I expect you to die'
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,184
    "Razors... a bit of respect here!" as an old Cortina gets kicked off of a pile of bricks holding it up.
    Long Good Friday
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  • Ashers
    Ashers Posts: 418
    Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
    Hotel clerk: No
    Clouseau: (bowing down to pet the dog) Nice doggie.
    Dog bites Clouseau's hand.
    Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite.
    Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

    Pink Panther Strikes Again
  • Sarrf_London
    Sarrf_London Posts: 523
    edited April 2020
    usetobunkin said:
    "Razors... a bit of respect here!" as an old Cortina gets kicked off of a pile of bricks holding it up.
    Long Good Friday
    Couldn't see it on Netflix so bought DVD. Arrived Thursday.  Looking forward to it.

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