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  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,672
    Just imagine you are the Government's advisor on Coronavirus. 

    You have built a reputation, have forthright views and are widely known as Professor Lockdown.  Then you find your married lover has paid a visit and is slinking down the path to your front door.

    Do you 
    (a) Advise her that there is a lockdown on and as such social distancing would have to be observed?
    (b) Or not?

    Neil Ferguson and Antonia Staats    

    ...  he has resigned.
  • Sarrf_London
    Sarrf_London Posts: 523
    edited May 2020
    Has he fathered six kids with different wives? Shaked hands with Covid patients then sat on an airplane to West Indies with fellow passengers breathing his recycled air before testing positive weeks later? Interesting to see if any of his fellow travellers were infected.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,614
    edited May 2020
    Why does it not surprise me that there is one rule for some & another for those in charge.

    Fuck 'em. I'm going to get myself a haircut tomorrow. Social distancing can do a running jump. 
  • JamesSeed
    JamesSeed Posts: 17,380
    Sarrf_London said:
    Has he fathered six kids with different wives? Shaked hands with Covid patients then sat on an airplane to West Indies with fellow passengers breathing his recycled air before testing positive weeks later? Interesting to see if any of his fellow travellers were infected.
    Had 4 kids with first wife I think. 
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,970
    It's probably the first time she's been out as her roots are grey
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    Arsenetatters said:
    It's probably the first time she's been out as her roots are grey
    That was the first thing i noticed to.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,614
    I read somewhere that that is her facebook photo.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    I'd let her in!   But then I am fucking desperate for some punany!
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,352
    Why not we all like a bit of nanny now and again. (typo)
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,740
    Here's a good one for Golfie.
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  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,614
    edited June 2020
    The hole's in the wrong place......
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
    Mrs Leeanne Bowyer 
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    Inappropriate mate. Take it down.
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,897
    Feel uncomfortable 
  • NorthheathAddick
    NorthheathAddick Posts: 4,017
    I wish I could un-see that..😣,mind I have seen (maybe even been...with) worse...🥺
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    A lot of people having a very shameful wank 
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    That's disturbing 
  • danhughes99
    danhughes99 Posts: 490

  • WHAddick
    WHAddick Posts: 1,146
    Very scary....someone needs to post Appleton Now of course...
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,664
    danhughes99 said:

    Google search must be fun on your computer. 😏
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  • danhughes99
    danhughes99 Posts: 490
    Just saw them on twitter.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,779
    edited June 2020
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  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,474
    edited June 2020
    danhughes99 said:

    So if you had to pick one who would it be?

    If anyone says Warnock or Mowbray they are proper wrong.

    Did they use the app on Lee Johnson or just superimpose a wig on him?
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    Slightly off topic but loads of these were going round yesterday because someone changed the sex of all the Tory MPs using the app.
    Not sure who it was but one female MP when changed to a man was the spitting image of Lee Mack.
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    Anne-Marie Trevelyan 


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    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102

  • bolloxbolder
    bolloxbolder Posts: 7,957
    stackitsteve said:

    See Boris has had a hair cut at last. 
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    edited June 2020
    Scott Parker could be forgiven for what he/she did if he/she looked like that.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,731
    bolloxbolder said:
    stackitsteve said:

    See Boris has had a hair cut at last. 
    Yeah but, no but
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    WHAddick said: the 
    Very scary....someone needs to post Appleton Now of course...

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