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If Football Club nicknames were literal

North Lower Neil
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Who'd win in a fight?
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Not sure if we'd be slapping people with fish or we'd be giant fish.
Either way, think we're screwed.4 -
Arsenal... Cmon your not gonna destroy a cannon with many things0
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ForeverAddickted said:Arsenal... Cmon your not gonna destroy a cannon with many things
If a serious amount of Bees or Hornets take to battle I’d fancy the Gunners to get done over.
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North Lower Neil said:Not sure if we'd be slapping people with fish or we'd be giant fish.
Either way, think we're screwed.0 -
Plymouth would win, no contest.0
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If enough people came at you with Dagenham & Redbridge and Sheffield United, it would be rather dangerous.
As for Arsenal being certain to win, I would say Northampton.7 -
Depending on how powerful the Devil actually is I'd fancy Man United to do well.
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Maybe 20 years ago in less enlightened times, West Ham wouldn’t be high on the leaderboard.2
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Bristol Rovers could be quite a ruthless lot too5
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Think Fulham would play dirty.4
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Crusaders have my vote0
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Eastleigh take the win for me!1
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Cafc43v3r said:Plymouth would win, no contest.0
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The Ebbsfleet Ebolas would take some stopping.0
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Dagenham and Redbridge ("Daggers") against Sheffield United ("Blades") would be an interesting fixture1
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Wycombe would be a tough bunch!
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Reading would be a tough match if its a 17th century fight, but ultimately they'd lose.1
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It wouldn't end well for Southampton.0
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Baggies vs Addicks - battle of druggies!!0
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The Rams versus the Foxes would be a tasty local derby!0
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ForeverAddickted said:Cafc43v3r said:Plymouth would win, no contest.0
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Brendan_O_Connell said:Wycombe would be a tough bunch!1
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As Napolean said "An army marches on its stomach" so we'd be well fed and ready for a ruck.
The rest would look like Bony's army retreating from Moscow, starving and freezing to death.
The Valiant sword would do some damage.
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With multiple lives and luck on their side, Sunderland would win.
Unless it takes place Against us at Wembley.3 -
Henry Irving said:As Napolean said "An army marches on its stomach" so we'd be well fed and ready for a ruck.
The rest would look like Bony's army retreating from Moscow, starving and freezing to death.
The Valiant sword would do some damage.1 -
My Northampton supporting mate claims they have been taking their nickname literally all his life...3
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If there was a fight, Dartford would step up to the oche...0
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Fleetwood's Cod Army might look weird dressed as fish, but if they were well armed.....0
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Liverpool would probably just start whining0
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Chizz said:Dagenham and Redbridge ("Daggers") against Sheffield United ("Blades") would be an interesting fixture
As it is massive owls might struggle in a derby match, like some kind of wind farm disaster.2