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If Football Club nicknames were literal

North Lower Neil
North Lower Neil Posts: 22,952
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Who'd win in a fight?
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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,952
    Not sure if we'd be slapping people with fish or we'd be giant fish.

    Either way, think we're screwed.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    Arsenal... Cmon your not gonna destroy a cannon with many things
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Arsenal... Cmon your not gonna destroy a cannon with many things
    If Arsenal are the gunners it depends on how many gunners there are.

    If a serious amount of Bees or Hornets take to battle I’d fancy the Gunners to get done over.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    North Lower Neil said:
    Not sure if we'd be slapping people with fish or we'd be giant fish.

    Either way, think we're screwed.
    Yup - even the irons would do us over.
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    Plymouth would win, no contest. 
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,334
    If enough people came at you with Dagenham & Redbridge and Sheffield United, it would be rather dangerous.

    As for Arsenal being certain to win, I would say Northampton.
  • DoctorCharlton
    DoctorCharlton Posts: 2,463
    Depending on how powerful the Devil actually is I'd fancy Man United to do well.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Maybe 20 years ago in less enlightened times, West Ham wouldn’t be high on the leaderboard. 
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,334
    Bristol Rovers could be quite a ruthless lot too
  • EricBanterna
    EricBanterna Posts: 1,740
    Think Fulham would play dirty. 
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  • AppyAddick
    AppyAddick Posts: 1,475
    Crusaders have my vote
  • cafcpolo
    cafcpolo Posts: 3,811
    Eastleigh take the win for me!
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    Cafc43v3r said:
    Plymouth would win, no contest. 
    They're just a bunch of Pilgrims
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    The Ebbsfleet Ebolas would take some stopping. 
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,335
    Dagenham and Redbridge ("Daggers") against Sheffield United ("Blades") would be an interesting fixture
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Wycombe would be a tough bunch! 
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,855
    Reading would be a tough match if its a 17th century fight, but ultimately they'd lose.
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,652
    It wouldn't end well for Southampton.
  • CH4RLTON
    CH4RLTON Posts: 2,618
    Baggies vs Addicks - battle of druggies!!
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,846
    The Rams versus the Foxes would be a tasty local derby!
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  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Cafc43v3r said:
    Plymouth would win, no contest. 
    They're just a bunch of Pilgrims
    Ah but look what happened to the pilgrim fathers...... 
  • Rossman92
    Rossman92 Posts: 3,650
    Brendan_O_Connell said:
    Wycombe would be a tough bunch! 
    You can do some serious damage with a chair lol
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,222
    As Napolean said "An army marches on its stomach" so we'd be well fed and ready for a ruck.

    The rest would look like Bony's army retreating from Moscow, starving and freezing to death.

    The Valiant sword would do some damage.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    With multiple lives and luck on their side, Sunderland would win.
















    Unless it takes place Against us at Wembley.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,846
    Henry Irving said:
    As Napolean said "An army marches on its stomach" so we'd be well fed and ready for a ruck.

    The rest would look like Bony's army retreating from Moscow, starving and freezing to death.

    The Valiant sword would do some damage.
    Reading would be ok though (before the 1980s?) while Burton Albion would have a happy army!
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,154
    My Northampton supporting mate claims they have been taking their nickname literally all his life...
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,846
    If there was a fight, Dartford would step up to the oche...
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,334
    Fleetwood's Cod Army might look weird dressed as fish, but if they were well armed.....
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Liverpool would probably just start whining
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,107
    edited May 2020
    Chizz said:
    Dagenham and Redbridge ("Daggers") against Sheffield United ("Blades") would be an interesting fixture
    Not much of a contest. If only the blades were massive.
    As it is massive owls might struggle in a derby match, like some kind of wind farm disaster.

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